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Jamie Goes Orange

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For two seasons, Jamie Lynn Spears was a cast member on the comedy-variety show All That on Nickelodeon. While on All That she also did many On-Air Dare (a Nickelodeon version of Fear Factor) skits where she was doused with 10,000 raw eggs, had to drink human sweat, and eat blue cheese dressing, among other disgusting acts. One of her trademarks on All That was that she often portrayed a 80 year old security guard who had an unusual obsession with bacon. She eventually left All That in 2004 to star in Zoey 101, another Nickelodeon series.

Rating: 1

This horrible orange jumpsuit makes me think that Jamie is secretly supporting Parish Hilton. Jamie's message to Paris: You can definitely wear orange and still look fabulous - just look at me! Okay, that's it, I am officially booking Jamie. And  Jamie, lay off the damn make up, you look older than Britney.

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I Thought Nobody Was Perfect

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couple

1. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt 

Starting in 2005, her relationship with Brad Pitt became one of the most reported celebrity stories worldwide. After Jolie confirmed her pregnancy in early 2006, the unprecedented media hype surrounding them "reached the point of insanity" as Reuters described it in their story "The Brangelina fever"; among others, there were several false wedding rumors including an alleged imminent wedding in Laglio, Italy that was even further ignited by the local mayor and was picked up by many noted news services like the Associated Press and the NBC. Trying to avoid the media attention, the couple went to Namibia for the birth of “the most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ”, as it has been described.

I mean who wouldn't want to see the off spring of the most beautiful couple in the world?

Rating: 5

Admit it, we need more beautiful people in this world. Maybe, they can help beautify humanity not only through their charity work but by spreading the genes. Just look at them, they look like mannequins, it's already ridiculous!

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Why???

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couples

2. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend

Townsend currently resides in Los Angeles with his long term girlfriend Charlize Theron, whom he met while filming Trapped in 2001. Theron and Townsend have publicly stated that they will not marry until such time as same-sex marriage is legal in the United States.

What, no babies? 

Rating: 5

Hey, Charlize, if you don't want to marry Stuart, I can have his baby anytime!!! This is one unbelievably good looking couple who should produce babies.

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You Have To Multiply

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couple

3. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher 

Moore also became a staple of tabloids due to her romantic relationship with actor Ashton Kutcher,  who is sixteen years her junior. Both would eventually spoof the public's fascination with their age difference during a sketch on the March 19, 2005 episode of Saturday Night Live. Kutcher, who served as guest host, brought Moore on stage while Moore was made up to appear like an old woman who constantly babied Kutcher. Moore and Kutcher were married on September 24, 2005 in a lavish, private ceremony conducted by a Kabbalah Centre rabbi and attended by about 100 close friends and family. (Bruce Willis included)

Rating: 5

A cutie and a beauty. Too bad they can't make babies anymore. I am sure they would have looked better than Demi's daughters with Bruce. Ouch. 

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Lovelier The Second Time Around

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couple

4. Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal 

The two were seen kissing in London and Natalie has stated she has had an "intimate" relationship with him before. In the December 2006 issue of Elle magazine, Dustin Hoffman confirms that Natalie and Gael were dating when Dustin and Natalie worked together in Toronto.

Rating: 5

How can they be more beautiful than they already are! Such a lovely lovely couple. 

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A Match In Heaven

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couples

5. Anna Kournikova and Julio Iglesias

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have secretly married in Puerto Vallerta in November 2004.

Rating: 4

I love Enrique Iglesias face and Anna was a favorite pin-up girl the world over and it didn't even matter if she didn't win any major tournament. Now, that's what I call really hot!

 

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They Look Great But Will They Stand The Test Of Time?

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couples 

6. Penelope Cruz and Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom celebrated his 30th birthday with alleged new girlfriend Penelope Cruz on Saturday night (13.01.07). The couple partied at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's and were said to be inseparable. 

A source said: "She was never further than arm's length from Orlando, even when he was surrounded by other women on the dance floor."

Rating: 4

They both look good…together, it's crazy beautiful.

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Look-Alike

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Top Ten Most Gorgeous Couples

7. Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend 

Keira is reportedly engaged to boyfriend Rupert Friend and plans to get married in an Italian castle – just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. (November 20, 2006)

Rating: 4

It's funny how both Keira and Rupert resemble two good looking stars. Keira looks like Natalie Portman and Rupert, Orlando Bloom.

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You Love Them, You Hate Them

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couple 

8. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Serenaded his new wife Katie Holmes with a rendition of You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling during their wedding reception. The serenade re-enacted the scene from his movie TOP GUN where his character Maverick attempted to woo actress Kelly McGillis by singing the song to her.

Why would you sing "You've lost that loving' feeling on the day" of your wedding? I would understand if their relationship was on the rocks, but on the day of the wedding? Just because he was known for it doesn't make it romantic. Singing it on your wedding day was probably not the best idea.

Rating: 4

I know some or maybe most of you might raise an eyebrow but hear me- we did find Tom Cruise cute during his Top Gun days and we did find Katie cute during her Dawson Creek fame, so let's give them that. Whatever annoying thing they do belongs to another list.

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Surreal

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couples

9. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry 

Halle Berry 39, and Aubry, 30, have been quietly dating since meeting on the set of a Versace ad campaign in November (05), but finally went public at a Versace store re-opening in New York City on 7 February (06). 

Rating: 4

One of the most beautiful African American woman in Hollywood and a Versace model, what could I possibly say more to convince you guys? 

 

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Baby Faces

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Top Ten Gorgeous Couples

10. Tea Leoni and Duchovny

"David. The best thing about marriage is David" -Tea Leoni, when asked what is the best thing about her marriage

Rating: 4

I know they aren't that famous but they are a cute couple nevertheless. Just don't mind what they are wearing- it's far from cute.

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