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7. Christina Aguilera
The singer has nice skin and beautiful white teeth. But it's her sparkling blue eyes that really shine in high-def.  Very pretty. If Madonna ever has to reprise her MTV kiss, she would be wise to skip Britney and go straight for Christina.

Whatev.

Rating: 3

I am getting tired of this Marilyn Monroe Routine of Christina. Quit it already. (Shoes are cute) 

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6. Charlize Theron
Another repeater from our 2005 'HD Honey' list. Charlize is perfect. Perfect skin. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. Perfect body. Oh, what a perfect body.

My second time to agree with you Mr. Swanni. 

Rating: 1

The perfect body which she adorns in white trash. 

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5. Eva Longoria
Last year's number one 'HD Honey,' Eva is still a sight to behold. And that's not the only thing I would like to 'be holding.'

Are we talking about the same Eva? Check photo man.

Rating:  1

What the hell was she doing going around without make up? Does she think it's Halloween? Please don't ever show up at my father's house, I still want him to live another 20.

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3. Evangeline Lilly
In high-def, the luscious Lost star makes being marooned look like a vacation. No wonder Sawyer and Jack seem to have such little interest in getting off the island.

I concur.

Rating: 3

Nice color and all but this style has been used and over used in the red carpet. What did it was the fish tail detail at the back. 

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2. Beyonce Knowles
The Pink Panther star is the cat's meow in high-def. . Beautiful skin; beautiful teeth; beautiful hair. And, yes, a beautiful body. Of course, it helps that Beyonce is 24 years old, but youth alone won't save you from the high-def lens. Just ask Britney Spears.

I'll have to agree with Simon Cowell when he said that Beyonce is NOT all that great.

Rating: 1

She looks like she is powered by magic crystals. I wonder if she can cure my meanie factor. 

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1. Scarlett Johannsson 

The 'H' in HDTV stands for Heaven when you gaze upon the sultry Scarlett. The 21-year-old actress has the most luscious lips on the planet. And how about the rest of her? She's so beautiful in high-def that she almost persuaded fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi to change more than his clothes at the 2006 Golden Globes.

I can't get what's the deal with Scarlett, well aside from those humongous boobs that is. Well, maybe that's all you need.

Rating: 2

Yes, my dear geeks, those are crop circles on her dress. The aliens are coming via Scarlett. 

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8. Madonna
Madonna reportedly has had some cosmetic surgery on her face. But it certainly didn't make her a cut above the rest. The pop star's cheeks look more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine. It's very unnatural looking. In fact, she's starting to look like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Except, please, no close-ups, Mr. DeMille.

She does look like Joan Rivers…

Rating: 2

Ugh…What is that? Never you mind the fugly dress, the shoes are kick ass sisters! 

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4. Britney Spears
Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV. Her skin is puffy and covered with small blemishes. In high-def, she looks like a different person. And considering  the disappointing sales of her last two albums, her record company might think she's become a different person.

Well, at some point yeah, but don't be to harsh Britney is staging a great comeback and you might have to eat up your own words. Careful now. She growls.

Rating: 4

Outfit is cute but I think you shouldn't wear those wedges when you are pregnant. But I love those too! 

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3. Teri Hatcher
The Desperate Housewives star was number one on last year's 'HD Horribles' list, but she's not any less desperate this year in high-def. Hatcher is now 41, but her age is not the problem. She's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four in Darfur. Because her body weight is so low, her skin is too tight on her frame. When she makes a facial gesture, the veins on her forehead pop out like they're auditioning to play the Monster in the next Alien movie.

Swanni, I have to disagree, AGE is her problem. Just look at exhibit A

Rating: 1

God, I am already beginning to wonder how these celebrities look like without make up! I mean they look horrible as it is! The magic of airbrushing. 

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