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10. Gisele Bundchen

Gisele was the fourth model in the history to grace the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, in 2000, with the tittle "The most beautiful girl in the world".

WHY????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 

Yes, you read it right. I know she is the return of the sexy model. Sexy bod, check. Pretty face, definitely not.

Rating: 1

I know she had some work done based on this photo but my golly, if you had some work done,  you should have made sure they made you look like a girl first more than anything.

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9. Teri Hatcher

"Let me just say that every cover of every magazine I've done has been airbrushed to death. No woman should walk around thinking that's what they should be. You shouldn't be beating yourself up."

We have been taken for a ride, people. Teri Hatcher looks great. Yes Teri Hatcher FROM AFAR looks great. Teri Hatcher photoshopped or airbrushed looks amazing, but up-close? You can start running to the hills, my love.

Rating: 1

I don't know how she can wake up every morning and look at that face. Come on Teri, do something, I can't stand seeing you like this. And please put on some weight, you are starting to look like a man.

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8. Kristin Cavallari

She attended VH1's Big in '05 Awards, as a nominee for the "it girl" of 2005, which eventually went to Lindsay Lohan. 

HA! It Girl?? No shit! 

No matter how much she pouts, show some skin and make seductive poses, this trying hard to look like another fug Jessica Simpson will always be that- friggin fugly. 

Rating: 1

The problem is just because you had a reality show doesn't mean you can already replace Angelina Jolie or Audrey Hepburn. You look common, you look blah and most of all, your 15 minutes– IS SO OVER.

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7. Madonna

"I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body!"- Madonna

You are so right my dear! 

For a time there I kinda thought Madonna was SJP and vice versa. The thing is Madonna isn't aging gracefully as she is looking like a beat up Joan Rivers. But a trip to the doctor might help.

Rating: 1

She once said that once she gets some work done on her face, she won't hold a press conference, the thing is, we will know Madonna, we will know. 

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6. Sarah Jessica Parker

"Sarah Jessica is fine, Sarah, SJP, SJ, hey you, anything." -On how to address her

How about, hey man? 

The media sold us the idea that SJP is a beauty. But on closer inspection, I am seeing something else.

Rating: 1

A witch is a witch is a witch. 

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5. Victoria Beckham 

"My Spanish is improving and I can now ask: 'Dónde Gucci?' ('Where is Gucci?'). I also can say: 'Tienes un Bentley?' ('Do you have a Bentley?')" - About her Spanish-speaking skills

Duh. 

Victoria Beckham is so insecure. I mean what woman would do such a thing to attract attention. She should realize that she's got David Beckham (although I don't find him hot myself) but on the other hand with a husband such as David (popular, sexy, rich and handsome according to some media outlets), that explains why Victoria is the way she is.

Rating: 1 

I don't care if she's got the biggest implants in this planet, she still looks like an effed up science project. Frankenstein!

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4. Jessica Simpson

On plastic surgery: "I'm not against plastic surgery. I do believe that it becomes an addiction to people. But if you're doing it for yourself, then you're doing it for yourself. If you're doing it to make heads turn when you walk down the street and get noticed, then I think that's a bunch of BS." 

What you just said was a bunch of BS.

Rating: 1

She has rabbit teeth, fake pout, huge eyes- a great candidate for a mascot. And maybe that's what she should just be- a mascot for Disney. I don't care if you think she is hot, get a friggin microscope or have your eyes checked to see what an abnormality she is.

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3. Hilary Duff

"It's crazy and so surreal. I feel like such a normal person, yet everybody around the world knows my music, my movie, my name and my face. It's crazy sometimes, but I'm so flattered. It's a good feeling." - on her life and career.

I know she's trying to be unlike her ex-rival Lindsay Lohan by having a sweet image. The thing is, it comes off insincere and trying hard and she creeps me out. Of course Lindsay was able to break from the rivalry and Hilary is way out of her league.

Rating: 1

Of course she denies all the cosmetic surgery because it didn't make her look any better, the girl still looks like a horse! I wonder if she uses mane and tail.

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2. Pamela Anderson 

"I don't recommend surgery at all. Women's bodies are beautiful as they are, and I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life." -Pamela Anderson

What's the big deal with Pamela Anderson? Without those fake double d's, she's just a regular jane or maybe even worst. Check her without makeup- scary!

Rating: 1 

I can't believe God was capable of creating such a mess. Or maybe she just knows how to abuse herself.

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1. Jennifer Aniston (also known as Maniston and Chiniston)

"I was an unfortunate looking teenager, I never felt beautiful, ever."

I can't for the life of me understand why people can say she is America's sweetheart after reading up about how she allegedly used and abused Brad's contacts, how she portrayed herself as the victim when she knew her marriage was falling apart because her number one priority was world domination or how she allegedly slept with Brad Pitt on their first blind date! Who's the bad girl now?

Rating: 1

She looks like a troll, a dog or a man. Killer jaws, extended chin and manly nose, how fug can you get?

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