Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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40 Reasons To Love Teri

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"I feel more comfortable with myself now. I don't know if I feel sexier. I feel more whole." (regarding turning forty)

Ratings: 4

Her model like figure is perfect for this number. She actually looks great cosidering she is in her 40's.

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The Porn Star

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"I love the script but I can't be in it because I can't be a porn star again. Everyone will judge me." - Heather Graham

Heather has played a porn actress twice: in The Guru (2002) and Boogie Nights (1997)

Rating: 2

Heather couldn't stop raving about her "stripperella" shoes that night and frankly, I don't understand what's to rave about. It's disgusting.

She lost weight, she lost her boobs and I am totally glad there was no nipple slip or was that the plan? That's how you get another 15 minutes of fame, guaranteed.

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Wilma Flintstone Upgrade

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Before Grey's Anatomy (2005), she auditioned for a television pilot called Secret Service. That show was not picked up by any television network.

Rating: 4

I've read a lot of bad reviews about this African inspired dress, tell you what, this ain't so bad at all. But here's what should have been done- 1. Made it a little more A line. 2 Chocolate brown instead of purple 3. The hoops are too much. It totally destroyed the outfit.

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The Girl Can Dream

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"I never gave up hope of playing Effie. They'd talk to me and then look at other people and then come back to me. . .but I always had the faith. I had to separate myself from the process and not think about it too much or I'd go crazy." - Jennifer Hudson, regarding her Dreamgirls role

Rating: 2

Nice hair, nice cleavage. I'm sorry, but what the hell are you wearing? She looks more like a bottle of wine. Let's drink to that!

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Paging Rachel McAdams

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Rachel McAdams donated many signed head-shots to Rocky Stone to be auctioned off to raise money to buy more toys for less fortunate kids as part of the Toy Mountain Campaign.

Rating: 1

Rachel looks like a wedding gift wrapping paper. The shoes are notorious!

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And The Oscar Goes To…

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By winning the Oscar for her portrayal of Katharine Hepburn, she became the first person to give an Oscar-winning portrayal of a previous Oscar winner.

Rating: 2

Cate Blanchett could very well be Mrs. Oscar. And I don't mean the Grouch in Sesame Street.

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Beautiful But Blah

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Diane Kruger was listed as a potential nominee on the 2005 Razzie Award nominating ballot. She was suggested in the Worst Supporting Actress category for her performance in the film Troy (2004), however, she failed to receive a nomination.

Rating: 1

Diane couldn't decide whether she wanted to go decent or sexy, so "they" both decided to go. 

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Fishy Fishy

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[Part of Mariska Hargitay's 2005 Golden Globe acceptance speech] "50 years ago, my mother stood on this stage accepting this award.. She was fortunate enough to have my Dad with her. 50 years later, I'm fortunate enough to have my Dad with me. I love you Dad."

Rating: 2

A professional dive master told me that Mariska reminds him of a grouper. And you know what? I believe him. Mermaid dresses should be banned in the red carpet. Go fish somewhere else!

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She Is Having Field Day

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"You just don't care about what people think. But it's hard to do because people tell you what they think all the time. It's sort of nuts. We actors, we're a fragile bunch, and yet we need to be strong because 90% of our lives is rejection. You have to figure out what really is important." - Sandra Oh

Rating:  2

Sandra Oh could get lost in the cotton field. 

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Blah and More Blah

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"Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much energy managing their LIVES. I want to make my life, not just my job, the best it can be. The rest will work itself out." - Reese Witherspoon

As they say, life happens when you are busy planning other things! 

Rating: 3

Grey isn't the new black. This is more or less the same style Reese wore to the Globes, only in yellow. Blah.

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Flash In The Pan

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Demi Moore was one of three finalists for the lead in Flashdance (1983). No one could decide among the three, so a group of about 50 men was brought into a room, shown the three audition tapes and asked who they would want to sleep with the most. Jennifer Beals won by a landslide.

The question is, where is Beals now?

Rating: 4

The ever stylish Demi Moore in a romantic cobalt blue frock. 

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The Beautiful Swan?

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"I grew up as an ugly duckling. They used to call me prieta fea, because I was the only one of my family's four girls with dark hair, dark eyes, and dark skin. Growing up I was the ugly one, because I was the odd one." -Eva Longoria

You haven't changed a bit, my dear.

Rating: 3

This looks like Angelina's gown at the Globes, only this one has ruffles. Be flattered Angie.

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