Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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People Magazine’s Best-Dressed?

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10. Kate Hudson

She's hot, then sometimes not. The best way to really say if someone has style is when they think no one is watching. When no photographers are in sight.

Rating: 1 

I don't get it. Totally hair-raising!

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9. Jessica Simpson

Wasn't it yesterday that a certain magazine said Jessica should fire her stylist because she is starting to dress like Ashley's mother. 

Rating: 1

My point exactly, she keeps raiding her grandma's closet. All she does is recycle them and to keep up with the times, she makes it a point to keep it short. 

 

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8. Christina Aguilera

She's got the voice, the body and a successful singing career but she dresses like there is no tomorrow and when you do, you end up looking lost or no direction whatsoever. Definitely a no for Christina.

Rating: 1

If this doesn't look lost to you then I don't know what is.

 

 

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7. Kate Moss

I am losing my mind? Are we getting any worse? Kate Moss? She dresses like garbage! Why, oh why? I want to know what kind of people voted for this list. For crying out loud.

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3 for Lindsay Lohan for dressing up like a lady.

1 for Kate Moss. I have the same print in my Lucky pajamas.

 

 

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6. Charlize Theron

I love Charlize. She has one of the most beautiful faces but I am not that impressed when it comes to her style. Remember the colossal green bow gress by Galiano?

Rating: 1

Another matronic outfit. How could you Charlize, how could you? But it wouldn't be fair to be pretty, tall, a good actress, rich, have gorgeous boyfriend and a great dresser, right? 

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5. Eva Longoria

Hell no! On what criteria? Is this based on popularity? She's not. She's not. She's not.

Rating: 2 

This dress looks like it was swarmed with fireflies. 

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4. Beyonce

You must be joking! Beyonce, best-dressed? Not in my books! Never!! Don't you mean worst-dressed? She picks the weirdest outfits! 

Rating: 2

When will you guys get it? Not everything in black will look great on you.

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3. Jessica Alba

You know she follows the trend to the T. Sometimes when you follow trends blindly, you will look like a total moron. It doesn't mean that if you follow the lastest trend, it already qualifies you to be a good dresser. A trend is guide, not the bible.

Rating: 2

I know you are trying to be coordinated but you totally miss the whole point. Total mess. 

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2. Halle Berry

She never struck me as one that really stands out. Maybe she makes a few great selections. What I really want to know is, if she dress herself up, you know without any help from a stylist.

Rating: 1

Oh, Christmas tree, O Christmas tree! All she needs, are the dancing lights. And Santa Claus beside her, ho ho ho. 

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1. Jennifer Aniston

I don't agree. She doesn't coordinate her accessories. If you wear a black shoe, it should also be with a black belt and a black bag. I don't care about mix matching- It's stupid and you end up looking like a Christmas Tree.

I definitely think that people voted for her because it's like a CONSOLATION PRIZE to Angelina and Brad's Most Beautiful Family. Also because her look, LOOKS AFFORDABLE! Only because it's black all the time.

She's okay, but definitely not worthy of being number 1.

Rating: 2 

Case in point. You people think black is safe. Look closely and if you blink one more, you would think she's your mother. So matronic.

 

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