Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Are They Pretty? Ah, They’re Rich!

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

10. Olsen Twins

They are reported to be worth $150 million each. The twins were named as the "Most Powerful Young Women in Hollywood" by Hollywood Reporter.

Rating: 1

If they weren't filthy rich, they would have been long forgotten. Trust me, they are the weirdest looking twins I have ever seen in my life.

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Average Jane

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

9. Sienna Miller

"The secret is to know what you´re doing. And then every other person will notice that you know. No matter what I´m wearing, I try to always make it look casually, but never arbitrary. Never ostentatious." - On her style secrets.

The Hell? Why do people look up to her? What for?

Rating: 1

Her face is average, her style is average, her acting is average, so, people wake up and smell the coffee, stop the hype. A-v-e-r-a-g-e.

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Yo Soy Betty La Fea

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing 

8. Jennifer Lopez

Is the only woman to have been voted the sexiest woman in the world twice in FHM.

Why, because her humongous butt can hold a cup of Starbucks coffee? Nice trick JLo, but you should try the circus.

Rating:  1

They say she has nice skin, nice hair, nice smile and that she looks great even without make up. I beg to disagree. She doesn't look good even with makeup on. I heard she pays Oribe, who charges $10,000 a day, to make her pretty. Not a chance, she should just change her face.

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The It

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

7. Mischa Barton

'It Girl 2003' according to Entertainment Weekly's 'It List' for top Creative People in Entertainment.

Rating: 1

It? What It? "It" dresses like a dork. "It" has nothing special about her. "It" is just another plain jane who knows who to date.

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8th Wonder Of The World

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

6. Kate Moss

Spokesmodel: Narciso Rodriguez, Cerruti 1881, Banana Republic, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, H&M, Celine, Vera Moda, Stella McCartney, David Yurman, Rimmel: London, Roberto Cavalli, Longchamp: Paris and former spokesmodel for Burberry.

Rating: 1

I call her the 8th wonder because I can't, for the life of me, figure out what's so special about this girl when she isn't. My grandmother has an even greater personality than your blah super model Kate Moss.

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Moon Face

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

5. Keira Knightley

I know for a fact the work is going to dry up, and people will get bored of me. That's not bitterness, just the truth. - Keria Knightley

I got bored before you started. How can people even compare Keira Knightley to Natalie Portman. I don't get it.

Rating: 1

She used to be a moon face, how did she lose it?

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Naturally Bland

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

4. Scarlett Johansson

Named Hollywood's first most natural beauty in the poll of members of the National Association Of Screen Make-Up Artists And Hairdressers. (2006)

Natural? Didn't they see how she looked like before the hocus pocus?? They would take it all back, I promise.

Rating: 1

Her face is so bland. Why are they making a big deal out of it? Everybody in Hollywood has that. The only thing nice about her, is her real boobies- that's it.

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Artificial

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

3. Jessica Alba

"I don't hang out with the Hollywood cool people. I'm not out trying to make friends with people because they're famous." -Jessica Alba

She's so full of herself, she passes it off as modesty but it's too hypocritical. Stop the blahs Jessica, get real. Get over yourself, you are not that important.

Rating: 1 

Why are men drooling on her body? It's like a body of a boy. It's too damn straight and her face is sooooooooooo plain jane. So, what's the fuss all about?

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They Call Her Classic

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

2. Gwyneth Paltrow

One of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People. [1998]

Why? Please why? Is someone considered beautiful when they have a movie coming up and they are always seen everywhere?

Rating: 1

She looks so stuck up, lifeless and boring. There is nothing special or unique about her beauty yet people say she is one classic beauty. Rubbish!

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How Can Guiness Be Wrong?

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Overrated, too much ado over nothing

1. Paris Hilton

Paris HIlton has earned a place in the Guinness Book of World Records, not for her acting skills or singing but rather for being the most over-rated celeb. 

How can you refute that? What baffles me to end is how she has so much endorsement deals, TV appearances and holy shit, a record album.

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Rating: 1

The thing is she thinks she is providing entertainment but the truth of the matter is our kids might be better off without Paris in our midst. Please go away, have babies with every guy you sleep with.

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