Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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The Accidental Assasin

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"For the life of me, I couldn't get a part [at Columbia University], so it was a good taste of what was to come. It broke me in for the real world." - Amanda Peet

She turned down an audition for ALLY MCBEAL (1997).

Rating: 1

Masquerading as a female ninja or kunoichi landed Amanda Peet in the top two worst dressed of the night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. (the other one is none other Kirstin Dunst) So Dude, where's your katana?

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Storm Trooper Alert

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Rihanna Trivia 

Born to a white Barbadian father Ronald Fenty and a black Guyanese mother Monica Fenty.

She has two younger brothers Rorrey and Rajad.

Stated in an interview that her friend and former Island Def Jam record label artist Fefe Dobson was someone that she admired and looked up to. Having a fellow black artist writing, singing, and performing the music she truly loves.

Performed Hero at her school's talent show.

Won a Beauty Pageant contest at her school.

Rating: 2

This is a Michael Jackson and a storm trooper fusion. Now, I dare you to do the moon walk in Star Wars Rihanna.

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Spray With Lime Sulfur

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With no dance or voice training, she learned how to perform for Chicago (2002) by watching co-star Catherine Zeta-Jones. She endured a grueling training regime of vocal coaching and dance training for 10 months to rise to professional standards.

Prior to the filming of Chicago (2002), Renee Zellweger had only sung previously in public in the last scene of Empire Records (1995) and in the comical karaoke scene in Bridget Jones' Dairy  (2001). However, critics were amazed how good her voice was in the movie.

Her Norwegian mother, Kjellfrid Irene Andreassen, is of sami origin (a minority originating mainly from the northern parts of the Scandinavian peninsula often referred to as Lapland). Zellweger herself has many typical sami features, such as the strong cheekbones and the squinty eyes.

Rating: 1

Renee Zellweger is number 3 worst dressed of the night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. She probably thought it was a real costume party so Renee, came in as a blue colored flower with black spot disease. Not a green thumb?

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Candle Lit Dinner

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Jennifer Connelley fears she is overly critical of herself and is working hard to overcome her feelings of inadequacy. The star started modeling at age 10 and claims being judged at such an early age had a huge effect on her.

She explains, "Being watched and asked to perform all the time was difficult for someone with my perfectionist personality. I'm very hard on myself. I don't want to disappoint myself or other people. I need to have a high standard all the time; I can't mess up!"

The 36-year-old star admits that growing older and becoming a mother has helped her become more relaxed and accepting. She adds, "Now I can really see the patterns that live in me, the weird glitches in my wiring. I think I'm more comfortable now because I'm more in control of how my looks are presented."

Rating: 1

I swear Jennifer is one of the worst dressed woman in this planet. If you are attending a red carpet event with a table runner on your shoulder, don't forget to bring your sterling silver candelabra! And note to Connelly, those horrible black spider shoes don't match your awful silver dress- so you know, just in case nobody told you.

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The Icky Goddess

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Kelly Ripa Trivia

On Scrubs, the characters have used "Kelly Ripa" as a verb (e.g. "You've been Kelly Ripa'd") to describe the act of intentionally and temporarily misleading someone for humorous effect, referencing something commonly done by Ripa on her show.

Her favorite city in the world, which she mentions quite frequently, is Montreal, Canada.

Has a song written about her entitled "Fantasy" written by Matt Perrone on the CD "Something I Wanted." On the April 23, 2003 LIVE show, Matt appeared and spoke with Regis & Kelly.

Is a fan of the New York Mets and is the spokesperson for ticket sales at Mets.com.

Rating: 1

Kelly looks like she is wearing a breast plate. If I remember correctly mythological beings sometimes wear breast plates as a distinctive item of clothing. So,  maybe she's feeling more like a Goddess now. 

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Watts Happening?

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In Sydney, Naomi Watts attended several acting schools (and in the very first lesson in the first school, she met Nicole Kidman, with whom she shared a taxi home from class and is still good friends). In 1986, she took a break from acting and went to Japan to work as a model, but the experience, which lasted for about four months, was fruitless. Watts describes it as one of the worst periods of her life. Upon returning to Australia, she went to work for a local department store and from there she went to work as assistant fashion editor with an Australian fashion magazine. She only returned to acting when a casual invitation from a colleague to participate in a small play rekindled her passion for the scenic arts and prompted her to quit her job and dedicate herself completely to making it as an actress.

Rating: 2

Now we know what witches would wear when they get pregnant.

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We Need to Put Her Back to Sea

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Molly Sim Trivia

She is a member of Delta Delta Delta Sorority at Vanderbilt University.

As a child, she had a crush on actor Paul Newman.

Was stung on the lips by a bee while on vacation in Hawaii, which sparked rumors that she had received collagen injections.

Former professional swimmer

I believe in magic, psychics and all that. I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

Rating: 1

Molly is looking more like a jellyfish on its second stage of its life cycle called the medusa. This stings.

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Waiting to Be Tortured By the A-Group

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Mira Sorvino Trivia 

She is affiliated with Amnesty International, and has been among the many Hollywood celebrities calling for United Nations action in Darfur.

She spent a year of study in Beijing while attending Harvard. She is fluent in Mandarin, Chinese, Chinese, and also speaks French. 

In October of 2006, she was successfully evicted from her rent-stabilized one-bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side of Manhattan near Central Park when her landlord claimed that it was not her primary residence. She told New York magazine, “My landlords are selling the building, and they want the units cleared so they can turn it into a luxury rental, even though it’s a one-bedroom. I mean, it’s 600 square feet! No great digs, but I loved it and now it’s probably going to go for $4,000 a month … I’m a little bitter! Can you tell?” 

Rating: 1

Mira looks like she is attending Romy and Michelle's 1987 high school reunion. Come on woman it's 2007!  

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Carpet Cleaners

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"You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is that, like, on crack." - Jennifer Garner on husband Ben Affleck

Rating: 2

Anybody who can waste that much fabric on some really ugly gown, must own a fabric warehouse. Show off! ;)

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Curses

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"I'm not somebody who really believes in curses, but curse this baby!" - Julia Louis-Dreyfuss Referring to the so called "Seinfeld curse," in which little or no success has come since the show to the four main actors, upon accepting her Emmy award for The New Adventures of Old Christine.

Rating: 2

I like the halter top but the bottom half looks like it can be used to clean the pool.

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Wanted New Sitcom

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"There are a hundred scripts out there, and there are only two roles. One is for Cameron Diaz and one is for Julia Roberts." Debra Messing explains why she's struggling to find work.

Rating: 2

The primary purpose of fish scales is to give the fish external protection, problem is Debra isn't a fish much less a mermaid.

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900 Magazine Covers!

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Claudia Schiffer Trivia

Holds the record for the supermodel with the most magazine covers, gracing over 900.

After being discovered in a Düsseldorf night club at the age of 17, she went to Paris and started modeling for Chanel, where she became Karl Lagerfield favorite model.

June 1992: At the personal request of Sting, she participated in the "Rhythm Of Life Fashion Charity Gala" at London's Grosvenor Hotel, to raise money for the Rainforest Foundation alongside the world's top models including Kylie Minogue, Yasmin Le Bon and Naomi Campbell.

Rating: 1

It looks like Claudia's lower half is being sucked into another dimension- the dimension of ugly dresses.

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