$100 Or Less

Long-sleeved Dress 

V neckline; draped front. Slash pockets; banded hem. 

Rating: 5

Another beautiful but affordable black dress. Great with or without leggings. Wear with high heeled platforms or sandals and don't forget to BLING it on!

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Petra Nemcova is currently signed with Next Modeling Agency and has contracts with the likes of Max Factor and Cartier.

Rating: 2

We struck a major gold mine, not! 24 k or gold plated?

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Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

1. Channing Tatum 

Channing Tatum was athletic while growing up, playing football, soccer, track, baseball and martial arts. He is skilled in practicing the ancient art of Wah-lum, Capoeira, Kung Fu and Gor-Chor Kung Fu. Channing even has achieved belted status in the latter two.

My hero. I love the thought that a man is really capable of protecting me. Martial arts is an aphrodisiac. Sexy.

Rating: 5

I loved him the first time I saw him in She's the Man with Amanda Bynes and I still adore him. What a pretty boy. We got a hot one here! 

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2. Ashton Kutcher

In 1997 he was a Biochemical Engineering Student at the University of Iowa and worked for General Mills sweeping Cheerio dust from the floor in his home town of Cedar Rapids, Iowa for $12 an hour.

You mean the guy has brains?

Rating: 4

He is hot. He is super cute. That's why Demi is one lucky itch. Love you Dems.

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3. Orlando Bloom

"I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part."

I love a sensitive guy.

Rating: 4

I think more than anything I need a man with sensitivity. Orlando Bloom's pretty face is a major plus. I will take him any day of the week. 

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Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

4. Patrick Dempsey 

"One day my 3-year-old daughter said, 'You're very handsome, Poppy.' That was the best compliment ever." -Patrick Dempsey 

That's so sweet, but you know what they say, love your own.

Rating: 2

I wouldn't say he is dreamy. But I also wouldn't say he is nightmarish. Let's settle something in between, shall we? But he has a hot show and that's what matters, I guess.

Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

5. Wentworth Miller

The Princeton graduate is of African, Jamaican, English, and German descent on his father's side, and of Russian, French, Dutch, Syrian and Lebanese descent on his mother's side. Whew!

His photo looks scary. 

Rating: 3

Wentworth's impressive background isn't enough to make me roll over and drool. Wentworth gets gorgeous points because my married sister fantasizes about him.

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Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

6. Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake's mom thought of the name *N Sync, using the last letter of each members name: justiN, chriS, joeY, lansteN, j.C. "Lansten" is a nickname for the *N Sync member, Lance.

Justin's greatest fears: dying unloved, snakes, sharks, spiders and falling unconscious at a concert from the stuffed animals fans throw on stage.

Rating:  3

The thing is, singers automatically become major aphrodisiacs once they get famous and it doesn't even matter if they look like Flavor Flav. Justin may not be an Adonis, but he is definitely red hot because the guy can move and move sexy!

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7. James Franco

"I worked at a McDonald's drive-through. I could always tell when girls were interested: They'd drive around again and say, "I forgot something." - James Franco

Rating: 3

James lost the lead role for Spider Man to Tobey Maguire, maybe James needs a little more oomph. Really. Date Lindsay Lohan and get more media mileage, I might just change my mind. You need to be seen more James Franco. Show your pretty smile.

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Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

8. Ryan Phillipe

(On working and being with Reese on the film Cruel Intentions (1999)): "It was great. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Not only personally but professionally. She was an asset to the movie and we begged her to do it. She didn't have as colorful a role as Sarah's and mine, but she did an amazing job. Really elevated the piece."

Lucky?  Really?

Rating: 2

You know what they say when men get divorced? Their market values soars. But I still don't find him a bit handsome. They say he cheated on Reese. Men who cheat- not hot. Should be fried in hell.

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Mean Critic's Niece's Top Ten Hottest Guys

9. Adam Brody 

Adam Brody grew up in San Diego, but moved to Hollywood in 1999 and hired an acting coach and quickly signed with a manager. A year of living in Hollywood he landed the role of Barry Williams in Growing up Brady. He landed recurring roles on Gilmore Girls and the Canadian comedy television series Sausage Factory. In 2003 he played his most famous role to date, Seth Cohen on The O.C..

Rating: 1

Sorry people, I don't like the O.C. and Adam looks pretty normal to me. Nothing to scream about. Blah. Blah.

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My niece is 18 years old, loves Fendi, adores Sex in the City and is saving for a Maybach.

10. Nick Lachey

According to the official 98 Degrees bio page, he was on his summer break from Miami University, where he studied Sports Medicine and was a member of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, when he was invited to join the group already in Los Angeles. Many of the group members are his former classmates from Cincinnati's School of Creative and Performing Arts.

Rating: 3

Niece thinks Nick looks like Ken, (Barbie Doll's old boy toy) but even with those nasty blue eyes, he still can't make it to my top ten gorgeous men. I am however, on Team Lachey because of how he handled his nauseating divorce. He is such a gentleman. Your huge loss Jessica! Men like Nick are hard to come by.

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