10. BEYONCE (The Triple Threat)

Triple Threat? I am so scared. My ass!

Rating: 2

This looks good in white not Barney's color. 

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9. VANESSA MINNILLO (Hottest Up-and-Comer)

Are you guys serious? Based on what?

Rating: 1

She looks great in this feather duster.

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8. JESSICA ALBA (Most Kick-Ass Body)

Kick ass, yes but her body doesn't look good on tight fitting gowns. Alba is definitely not a good dresser. For some  reason, you guys are just enamored with her very simple beauty.

Rating: 3

What was all the fuss with this gown? Somebody curvy would have done justice to this gown  and no I am definitely not talking about Jennifer Lopez. I don't dig her huge ass.

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8. HEIDI KLUM (Hottest Mama)

I agee with the hot mama but the hottest? She's an okay dresser, nothing fantabulous.

Rating: 3

Red is a pretty harsh color specially when you are attending a red carpet event. It's either you stand out or you get swallowed by the carpet, in this case the carpet had lunch for two. (She's pregnant silly)

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6. KATE MOSS (Biggest Comeback)

Biggest comeback to modeling yes, but her fashion sense? Come on you guys, get real. She's an over-rated supermodel who can't dress.

Rating: 2

What is that? What is so earth shattering about Kate Moss? Like she can come out looking like rag and she still gets praised for it? WTF?

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5. CARMEN ELECTRA (Sexiest Single)

Sexy ok. Style queen…remains to be seen.

Rating: 4

Glad she wore gold shoes with her gold purse. Thank God. 

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4. SCARLETT JOHANSSON (Most Glamorous)

Most Glamourous? Based on what? I would have voted for Nicole Kidman, hand downs! Come on, you can't vote someone shows up with just a few good pieces on the red carpet. What's the big deal with Scarlett?

Rating: 2 

Presenting the "glamorous" version of the Little House on the Prairie dress. Tsk…tsk

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3. JENNIFER LOPEZ (The Icon)

Jennifer is like Lindsay, she has her days too. Sometimes she can't resist wearing too flashy outfits and most of the time it's makes my skin stand on ends. Stick to the classics and basics my dear and you'll do fine. 

Rating: 1

Like what I said, I am getting goosebumps looking at this photo. For a second there, I thought she was getting chemotheraphy. 

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2. Lindsay Lohan (Coolest Party Girl) 

Lindsay has her great dresses but she's also has her bad days. In short, she is an inconsistent dresser. One day, she is a goddess, the next, a tramp.

I wish I can dress her. 

Rating: 5

In this photo, she chooses to be a goddess. And I love it. 

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1. Mischa Barton (Stylemaker of the Year) 

On September 14, Mischa Barton was crowned America's style queen at Life & Style second Stylemaker's Awards in Los Angeles.

The magazine's editor Debra Birnhaum says she was an easy choice for the fashion bosses at Life & Style, " Mischa is always stylish and she continues to set trends from head to toe, both on and off the red carpet."

Mischa beat out Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lopez. 

What the hell??? Just wondering, does the word stylish mean weird and trying hard? 

Rating: 2

Style queen my ass! I don't get you fashion magazines, what's up with you guys?? Open you eyes! This looks like she's going to a slumber party!

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