Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Quack Quack

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In 1999, police caught an airline security guard at Los Angeles International Airport stealing items from Cameron Diaz. Diaz reported her passport and a large sum of cash missing.

Rating: 2

Cameron shows us what she learned living in Japan for 5 years when she was 16, she learned the art of origami. Now, is that a duck?

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The Girl From Band Camp

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The producers of American Pie (1999) originally wanted her to play the role of Heather, but she wanted to play the role of Michelle because she thought it was funnier.

Rating: 3

This dress lacks the 1-2-3 punch.

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Catch Some Z’s

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Mischa Barton and Pink have something in common. 

"I'm about to make people forget about Madonna." - Pink

"It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face…people also say I'm too thin." - Mischa Barton

Rating: 2

These girls wore the same dress on the same night. Tsk tsk, guess they are going to the same slumber party?

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Execrable

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Omarosa's rocky relations with co-stars and fellow contestants have evidently won her few fans among viewers of cable television. A TV Guide survey conducted in the summer of 2005 voted her as the most hated reality show contestant of all time.

And why was she invited to the Grammy's again? 

Rating: 2

There is no rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in this tiger print number.

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That’s Showbiz!

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"When you come out, they automatically want to say what you are and compare you to somebody. They want to give title immediately rather than waiting to see what a person's about." - Ciara

Rating: 2

If I didn't know who she was, I'd think she was at least three months pregnant. The dress just looks really weird.

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Eye Candy

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The Pussycat Dolls have been accused of being a group where only one member sings (Nicole Scherzinger) while the rest are just eye candy. However, Melody Thornton and Carmit Bachar both have solo spots, with Thornton interjecting melismatic vocal runs on numerous tracks.

Rating: 2

Jeffrey Sebelia was too busy to dress the Pussycat Dolls, so the Dolls had to settle with this trash.

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Loopy

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Batting back rumors about her loopy behavior on American Idol, Abdul says in a magazine interview that she's never been drunk and has never used recreational drugs.  

Rating: 2

Paula tries the old Hollywood look. Yeah, it means she works in Hollywood and she's old.

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Ancient

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"I think the main reason a lot of child stars don't make it is that it's hard to see someone as cute and then all of a sudden see them as having more depth. I guess I was just lucky that, when I was little, nobody thought I was that cute. - Christina Ricci

Rating: 1

She looks like a vase from the 1800's. 

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Electrifying!

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Nelly Furtado learned to play trombone and ukulele at age nine, keyboards at age 11 and began composing at age 13.

Rating: 2

Either she was electrocuted on her way to the Grammy Awards or she was playing with toilet paper in the powder room. 

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That Little Green Thing

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"I would sing in the mirror, holding a brush to my mouth like it was a microphone. The neighbors would always be complaining about how loud I was singing." - Rihanna

Rating: 2

She looks like a bottle of Sprite, the Riddler or the Green Lantern.

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Breakthrough

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Accepting for R&B album of the year at 2007 Grammy, Mary Jane Blige dropped 55 names — including God, Jesus, her three children, countless record-company executives and the tape-delivery guy. She talked for nearly two minutes.

Rating: 4

That's a yey for Mary J!

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Prom Date

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"It was rather like watching a washing-powder commercial in 1965. - Simon Cowell, telling Carrie Underwood after a performance in American Idol

Rating: 3

Carrie's gowns seems like she's forever going to the prom–safe and boring.

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