Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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On the Red Corner

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Lou Silk Top

Twisted one-shoulder neckline.

Pure silk charmeuse.

Rating: 5

That's what I am talking about, don't just wear a plain red top - wear something that has drama, spice and everything nice! The twisted detail is what made this top pretty. 

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Red Alert

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Chopard Happy Monkey 

Dark red dial with with three floating diamonds and floating monkey with diamonds

Dark red alligator strap with Stainless Steel

Rating: 5

Wearing a great watch is also a sign of good taste. And what could be cuter than having a watch with a monkey and loose diamonds with it? Heck, you could be wearing a plain tee with jeans and flats but a watch says a lot about one person.

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Red Letter Day

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Patent Wide Flat Sandals 

Red patent flat sandals with a wide strap at ankle. The sandals have a strap across the toe with silver buckle, press stud fastenings at ankle and little disc heel.

Rating: 5

Important date with your man? Just put on those red sexy flats and luck will be on your way. Definitely, one date you won't forget in your calendar!

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If I Were to Dress Up Kate Hudson

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Camille Strapless Dress

Red cotton blend strapless dress with an origami style front and back.

Rating: 5

If I were to dress up Kate, it would have to be as cute and as charming as her. This red origami dress is not only brilliant but is perfect for Kate's skin tone and frame. She can wear with or without the tie and it is beautiful either way!

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Paint the Town Red

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Gypsy Ruffles Bag

Layered leather ruffles with eyelets

Hanging logo charms. 

Rating: 5

That maybe one of the cutest red bags I have ever laid eyes on! Leather ruffles with eyelets - that's genius! Definitely catchy, fun and seriously chic!

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Seeing Red

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Patent Stilleto Wedge Sandal

Has the signature red sole

4 3/4" stiletto wedge heel

Made in Italy 

Rating: 5

A hot spring color is red. The stunning strappy buckled slingback is guaranteed conversation piece. If this isn't red hot, I don't know what is!

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Natalie and Scarlett: Beauty and the Bombshell

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'Star Wars' actress Natalie Portman has vowed never to get married - insisting she doesn't need a piece of paper to prove she's committed to her partner.

The 'Closer' beauty, who is currently dating fashion designer Nathan Bogle, is unhappy with the government's definition of marriage and can't understand why she should apply the same rules to her own relationships.

Portman slams the legal aspects surrounding the exchanging of marital vows - branding it unfair that gay couples are not bestowed the same rights.

She says: "I'm into monogamy. But I'm not really into marriage. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it?

"Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they're foreign or share my health care benefits because I'm straight - but if you're gay, you can't have that?"

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Famed British rock singer David Bowie reportedly helps out on two songs on U.S. actress Scarlett Johansson's forthcoming debut CD, "Anywhere I Lay My Head." 

The tribute to Tom Waits is set to drop May 20.

The BBC said Bowie sings new versions of "Falling Down" and "Fannin' Street" on the album, which includes 10 covers of Waits' songs and an original composition called "Song for Jo."

Johansson, best known for her roles in "Girl With a Pearl Earring" and "Lost in Translation," will soon be seen in "The Other Boleyn Girl," in which she plays doomed Queen Anne Boleyn's sister Mary.

The movie is scheduled to screen at the Berlin Film Festival.

Ratings:

4 for Natalie Portman. She is a sight to behold in this jeweled-neck 3.1 Philip Lim sheath. Need we say more?

1 for Scarlett Johannson. Her floral belted dress and flat Mary Janes make her look like Natalie's chaperon. Is she fine with that? 

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney in Animal Print

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney 

Everybody and her dog has an animal print in her closet and it's time to use it while it is one of fall's trendy getups. But some people who go for prints don't know where to draw the line. When we mean animal print, it doesn't mean that you have wear it from head to toe. It's overkill. We will put the rrrrr in Brrrritney Spearrrrrs.

Rating: 5

The best animal print dress is the one that doesn't make you look like a ravenous animal. This elegant stretch leopard print with leather trim would be perfect for Britney. It will awake the sleeping tiger in her.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears to Court

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney

We all remember Nicole Richie doing a Jackie O (well sort of) when she went to court. Hey, if you are just going to go down, might as well do it with style. Nothing wrong there, at least wearing a great wardrobe can be a good conversation piece. What do  you say Brit? 

Rating: 5

This might look a little too much but when Nicole went to court in that classy number, that's all I could remember about her that day. We got to show some love to the justice system. Britney would look respectable, decent and a winner in this cardigan and jersey dress.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears On a Date

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears 

What else does Britney do in a day? Apparently, with the media following her, we know exactly what's she's doing everyday. Starbucks, Taco Bell, buying chips, joyride, dinner at a fancy restaurant or not, wasting money, using public toilets and somewhere in between maybe show up in the studio or something. And if I were in charge of her wardrobe, man, I wouldn't allow her to go out looking like she can't afford to buy a whole new set of wardrobe.

Rating: 5

This red with metallic silver stripes bubble dress would look awesome on Britney. The halter neck and low back makes it even more sexy, something Britney would probably like. Hey, she likes to expose some skin. Let's make her happy and we will all be happy.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears Grabbing Some Tacos

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears

There isn't a day without a Britney Spears photo op. With all the media frenzy, I only wished she showed some great wardrobe to go with the fuss. At least that will be something to look forward to. A little positive from all the negative.

Rating: 5

Now let's put some color on Britney (as if she needs anymore in her life!) She would look great in this peacock blue empire number which comes with pockets where she can stuff sauce and what not. And if she stains her dress it won't be that obvious as opposed to wearing white. But she will definitely be a certified cutie with stains.

It might be a little too much to grab some tacos with this outfit but hey, we're trying to build up a classier image, okay?

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears Clubbing

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney  

Britney likes going to party and likes to keep her dress short as possible. But one thing Britney has to learn is how to get out of the car without the paparazzi ever snapping her precious. Keep your legs together!

Rating: 5

Britney will be ready to party in this bubble hem sequined mini dress with a bow detail at the back. Definitely a cute, sexy and stylish number for the pop star who likes to go dancing.

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