Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Nicky Hearts Paris

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Socialite Nicky Hilton broke down in "hysterics" after visiting her older sister Paris in prison on Sunday. The Simple Life reality TV star was sent back to jail on Friday after a California judge reversed the decision to allow her to complete the sentence under house arrest.

Paris was sentenced to 45 days behind bars after a judge found her guilty of violating her probation stemming from a 2006 drink driving arrest. Designer Nicky, 23, admits she was devastated to see her fashion-loving sibling being forced to wear an orange prison jumpsuit.

She tells People.com, "It's sad. It's like right out of the movies."

The socialite's mother Kathy adds, "It's tough. It is. It's just one hour a week: 30 minutes on Sunday and 30 minutes on Tuesday. We talk through glass. And this one (Nicky) left in hysterics. Nicky tried to keep the brave face but - I never see Nicky cry." 

Nicky believes her sister has been unfairly treated by Los Angeles authorities and wishes the media would stop wrongly reporting that a drunk driving conviction was the reason for her jail term.

She adds, "What's annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving. She's not in jail for DUI. That's a big misconception. She's in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.'s (District Attorney) wife was. She got a $186 fine."

Rating: 5

I think everyone knows that when it comes to good fashion sense between Paris and Nicky, Nicky always came out the winner. She may not be followed by paparazzi so much but she tries to be proper and decent. She knows her colors and she totally knows how to come up with a good outfit. I know some of you will not like the over the top striped wedges but it's actually that detail that added more drama to her plain black and white outfit. It's actually a pretty cool outfit. I love it.

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Battle Of The Boobies

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Scarlett Johansson vs Pamela Anderson

The boobshell vs. the bombshell 

Scarlett's "my girls" vs. her over size silicones

Rating: 1

The mega boobs doesn't distract us from your mechanic work clothes.

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Grey Vs. Brown

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Christina Aguilera vs Naomi Watts

Winner is…Christina Aguilera

Ratings:

4 Christina Aguilera. When she isn't trying so hard, she looks her best.

2 Naomi Watts. How can you wear flats with that coat? And her entire outfit is a just a mess.

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Dawson’s Creek Vs. The Fountain

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Katie Holmes vs Rachel Weisz

And the winner is…it's a tie. Both lose. 

Ratings:

2 Katie Holmes. Katie's skinny jeans look weird with this top. And I don't care if it's a trend. You can never go wrong with dark jeans too.

2 Rachel Weisz. She looks like she's late for her class.

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Nobody Wins

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Kylie Minogue vs Jessica Alba

Winner is…nobody.

Ratings:

1 Kylie Minogue. The outfit looks retarded.

3 Jessica Alba. I would wear this outfit- when I get pregnant. Otherwise, it's should be categorized under maternity dress. Haven't you heard of flip flops Jessica?

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Look Into My Eyes

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Mischa Barton vs Nina Garcia

Fashion Icon (ahem) vs.  Fashion Director at Elle Magazine and judge on Project Runway.

And the winner is…Nina! Although, I must say this dress is very hypnotic.

Ratings:

3 Mischa Barton. I can't find a purple connection.

4 Nina Garcia. She does everything right.

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And The Winner Is…

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The Clones, Lindsay, Sienna and Nicky in the same pretty baby doll dress. Whose look is the best? Sienna Miller.

Lindsay Lohan in her ankle boots looks like it short of something. The camel bag makes it worse. Nicky Hilton's shoes certainly doesn't go with this cute dress. Her purple Chanel doesn't do the trick. Sienna understands the concept of a baby doll dress. Baby doll=baby look, that is stockings and mary jane shoes.

Ratings:

2 Lindsay Lohan

2 Nicky Hilton

4 Sienna Miller

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Gold Or Black?

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Ashley Olsen and Mandy Moore in the same outfit (without cleavage) but in different shades.

Rating:

3 for Ashley Olsen. It's nice but it looks too plain.

4 for Mandy Moore. The little detail in the sides gave it personality.

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Who Stole Who?

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Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton obviously raid each other's closet. But what I don't get is that Paris Hilton shops almost everyday! Why does she have to wear Nicky's clothes? I don't get it.

Rating: 2

While Nicky goes all blue, Paris OVER accessorizes with red. What's the fuzz with a dress that looks like a server's uniform?

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Paris Does Nicky And Rebecca

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Paris Hilton invades Nicky Hilton's closet and Rebecca Romjin.

Ratings: 3

Paris likes to tease people. Paris wants to expose her jewels as if we haven't seen it. The low necklines are really bad taste. What's the excitement all about?  Rebecca opted to go dignified and Nicky is just your fashionista without no hidden agenda of a porn star. 

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Leftovers

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Has this ever happened to you? I have. But the difference is mine was the Single White Female stalker/stealing my identity. But this, is just one of those ooops! same dress?! Fortunately, they didn't attend the same event. Wearing somebody's leftovers is so damn embarrassing. So it will just boil down to who wore it best?

Ratings:

3 for Lucy Liu. She made an effort to get shoes that match her dress but overlooked the bag detail. Grey?

3 for Sarah Michelle Gellar. She wore the wrong shoe color and a yucky one at that.

It's a nice dress but I personally think the red carpet deserves more than this cutesy number. 

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