No, that’s not a ghost, it’s just Dita Von Teese so washed out in her coat.  Don’t worry, I’m sending the Paranormal State  guys to do some investigation because I could be wrong.

Rating: 1

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As if her makeup and hairdo isn’t scary enough, Dita Von Teese wears a coat with embellishments that look like its going to come alive any minute now. Yeah, like a script from a bad movie!

Nice way to start the new year Dita. You make Wednesday Adams look so amateur.

Rating: 1

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This is the reason why the world doesn’t need Superman and his xray vision.

The nominees for the Peekaboo I Can See You Award: Gwenyth Paltrow, Valeria Marini, Kim Kardashian, Phoebe Price, Dita Von Teese and Heather Graham

And the winner for the Peekaboo Award is…Kim Kardashian!

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They probably have the green thumb. I need you in the garden ladies!

The nominees for The Gardener Award: Fergie, Dita Von Teese, Lucy Liu, Kylie Minogue, Anne Hathaway and Solange Knowles.

And the winner showerd with a bouquet of flowers is, Anne Hathaway!

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The pink chiffon cocktail dress from the Marchesa Spring 2009 collection on Dita Von Teese looks like a poor imitation of the original. Now why is that? And my golly woman, pink shoes? You’re pink all over!

I just can’t get it even when she’s trying to look average, there’s just something amiss. Oh, Dita!

Rating:

4 for the model

1 for Dita

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Jessica Alba: Looks like a stick covered in duct tape.

Kim Raver: Beautiful, elegant, perfection in gray.

Dita Von Teese: You know her deal, she goes for anything horrible.

Rating: 

1 for Alba and Von Teese

4 for Kim

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Mean Critic: It’s as if the dress wasn’t scary enough.

Justine: Have mercy on the person sitting behind this big hair.

Schen: Circus freaks do come out.

Cherrific_chic: Vamps are so in these days, with True Blood and all. This one, however, is stuck in the 30s.

Gia: Inspired by Chicken Little?

Rating: 1

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No matter how she vamped up her off the shoulder gold number with lace gloves, she still looks wooden to me.  Her black floor length bow dress is probably one of her best dresses ever, now if only she can get rid of the veil in her face. She’s not marrying Frankenstein anytime right?

Rating: 

1 for gold outfit

4 for black dress

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