Mean Critic

Natalie, Natasha and Lindays: White Girls

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 15, 2008 | Under: Bedingfield, Natasha, Price, Lindsay, Vodianova, Natalia, Female Celebrities, Worst, Whatever, Celebrities

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The Bronze goes to Natasha Bedingfield who looks like a fashionable nurse. Silver goes to Natalia for looking like a princess in some fairy tale and the gold goes to Lindsay in her all white sheath dress. Now, if only it was two inches shorter and she didn’t wear it with tribute heels… Peep toes would have been much better.

Rating:

2 for Natalia Vodianova

1 for Natasha Bedingfield

3 for Lindsay Price

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Natalia: Accomplished Woman

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 28, 2007 | Under: Vodianova, Natalia, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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"I have done it. I have everything I want. I have made enough money to secure my family and that is all I care about".
- Natalia Vodianova

Natalia Vodianova's rags to riches life story has made her one of the most talked about models in recent memory. Born in Gorky (now Nizhni Novgorod), Russia's third largest city, she lived with her mother and two half-sisters in unpleasant conditions. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and a tight financial situation dogged her throughout childhood.

Helping her mother with her fruit stall business at the tender age of 11, Vodianova moved into her own apartment with a friend at 15 years old. They started their own fruit stall to help out the struggling family and were actually quite successful, all things considered. They were able to help out Vodianova's sisters, one of whom is an invalid.

Just before moving, Vodianova enrolled in a modeling academy, where she learned ladylike behavior and etiquette. Fortunately, she also went to casting opportunities, and one day, she caught the eye of a scouting agent from Paris. He told her that a great future was in store for her; all she had to do was learn English in three months.

Convinced that her life could change for the better, Vodianova did just that. At 17, she moved to Paris to try her hand at modeling. Delighted to work, she was a dream client for the Viva agency and was an inspired woman. Though her salary was small at her first, it was still much more than what she was earning in her native Russia.

When she was 19 years old, she made much headway in modeling but still had not made it big. For some time, she was distracted however, after falling in love and marrying British real-estate heir Justin Portman. She gave birth to son Lucas before the lavish wedding in St. Petersburg, and for an instant, her career looked bleak. Fortunately, these distractions did not sway her: she roamed the runways for several fall collections and astounded so many that she headlined the Yves Saint Laurent show that same year.

Soon, Vodianova's phone was ringing off the hook. Gucci made her the new face for their perfume line after she had more than 40 runway shows under her belt, and then Calvin Klein called to hire her for their big Spring show. She was officially the hot new face in town and even made a brief appearance in Roman Coppola's film CQ with Billy Zane and Gérard Depardieu.

Now, with campaigns for Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs and Miss Sixty to her name, Vodianova is a true supermodel. She has done it all, from Vogue covers to big-name fashion shows. The media loves her not only for her "real" look, but because her story is so inspiring. Living in New York with her husband and son, Vodianova, at only 21 years old, is already poised to take over the whole modeling world with her charm and sex appeal. 

Rating: 1

Why did she have to ruin a perfectly cute Diane Von Fustenberg dress? Wearing a turtleneck underneath makes her look like a dressed up nun. Bless you sister!

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Natalia SuperNova

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 27, 2007 | Under: Vodianova, Natalia, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Born in Gorky (now Nizhny Novgorod, Russia's fourth largest city), Natalia Vodianova had a difficult childhood. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and a tight financial situation dogged her throughout childhood. Having helped her mother with her fruit stall business from the age of 11, Vodianova moved into her own apartment with a friend at 15 and started her own fruit-stall business. She was thus able to help out her sisters, one of whom is disabled.

At age 15, Vodianova enrolled in a modeling academy, and started going to castings. 

Soon, Gucci made her the new face for their perfume line. After working at more than 40 runway shows, she was hired to appear in Calvin Klein's spring show. Around this time she also made a brief appearance in Roman Coppola's film CQ, with Billy Zane.

Vodianova has done campaigns for Louis Vuitton, L'Oreal, Marc Jacobs, Miss Sixty, Pepe Jeans, and Calvin Klein's collection and his fragrance, "Euphoria".

According to Forbes, Vodianova is ranked as the seventh highest-earning model in the world after Carolyn Murphy, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen. Her earnings for the past year (2006) were in the order of $4.5 million.

Rating: 1

You know if this dress didn't come with the feathers, it might just have been a little presentable. Right now it's just a dress that can clean anything that comes in contact with it. Nice duster, babe!

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