Mean Critic

Fringe Benefit

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 3, 2008 | Under: Kardashian, Kourtney, McCord, AnnaLynn, The Kardashians, Female Celebrities, Worst, Whatever, Celebrities

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That’s it, when you wear a fringe dress you got to do the shimmy. At least AnnaLynn McCord knows what it’s for. Now put on some dancing shoes and let’s do the cha cha!

Rating:

3 for AnnaLynn

1 for Kourtney Kardashian

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Fashion Victims All the Way

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 30, 2008 | Under: The Kardashians, Kardashian, Kim, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Dancing with a Tree, er I mean Star contestant Kim Kardashian should grow branches and leaves because she moves like one. Finally, she gets the boot from the show maybe it’s safe to watch now.  Thank you for not voting.

These sisters dress like savages like they haven’t stepped inside a mall or a department store.  Maybe the Cave Man will find their outfits appealing… or not.

Rating: 1

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Victoria and Kourtney: All Right, All White

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 7, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, The Kardashians, Whatever, Beckham, Victoria, Worst, Celebrities

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Finally, this Kardashian is wearing something worthy for me not to barf all my food for the day. Not too excited with her black and white ensemble but a whole lot better that what she usually wears.

Victoria Beckham is a little too early to be in an angel costume, Halloween is still weeks away baby. Fallen angel, yes!

Rating:

3 for Kourtney Kardashian

2 for Victoria Beckham

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It Runs in the Family

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 2, 2008 | Under: Kardashian, Khloe, The Kardashians, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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I don’t need no DNA test to know if they are related, you can see that both have the bad (taste) genes running in their blood. Add Kim to the equation and we got the worst fashion offenders in one family!

What are heck are they wearing? What is that? Are you guys for real?

Rating: 1

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Kourtney: Spoiled Rich Girl?

Posted by  Gia |
August 25, 2008 | Under: The Kardashians, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Kourtney Kardashian

In 2005, Kardashian joined the cast of Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive, a reality show in which celebrities lived together in a small town in Colorado. She was portrayed as a stereotypical spoiled rich girl, but has indicated that the producers of the show contributed a large amount of money to charity.

Kourtney appeared with her family on NBC’s new show Celebrity Family Feud. The Episode they appeared in aired on July 22, 2008. The Kardashians lost to Team Deion; Which included Deion Sanders and family with scores of 382-83.

Rating: 1

Her studded brown shoes are lovely. And that ladies and gentleman, is all there is to it. Her mom would look good in this aqua number.

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Mean Critic

The Kardashian’s: Desperate Women?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
August 8, 2008 | Under: The Kardashians, Kardashian, Khloe, Kardashian, Kim, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s

The New York Times had this to say about it: “The Kardashian show is not about an eccentric family living conventionally; it is purely about some desperate women climbing to the margins of fame, and that feels a lot creepier.”

Variety gave their review by saying: “Once you get past Kim’s prominently displayed assets, there’s not much of a show here, and no discernible premise. As best I can tell, the tension at least in the second episode is supposed to stem from the fact that, as presented, Kris (who E!’s press release rather ickily dubs a “momager”) is fairly inept at handling her daughter’s non-career. Exec producer Ryan Seacrest is tethered to E! in a big way, so it’s understandable the channel would indulge his shallow whims. Fortunately, while they do, the rest of us don’t have to, making it pretty easy to say “Seacrest — and Kardashians — out!”

Rating:1

Three sisters with a fashion disaster times three. Kardashian #1 is wearing grammy’s top. Kardashian #2 should stay away from the white. Kardashian #3 needs to stop calling herself a stylist.

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Mean Critic

Kourtney is Orange

Posted by  Mean Critic |
July 30, 2008 | Under: The Kardashians, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Standing 5 feet and three inches tall is Kourtney Mary Kardashian, who is the firstborn of Robert and Kris Kardashian. Born on April 18, 1979 in Los Angeles, California, her parents divorced in 1989, forcing her to live in both her mother and father’s houses. Kardashian entered Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas but moved to University of Arizona in Tucson, Arizona after two years. In 2002, she graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in Theatre Arts with a minor in Spanish. In 2005, she starred in her own reality series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive and two years later, she joins her family in their reality series from Ryan Seacrest Productions, Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Rating: 1

Kourtney, you are already wearing an early warning device as a dress, you don’t really need another one for a clutch. Yeah, we see you - there’s no way on earth we can’t miss a a sign that needs attention.

Oversized sunglasses, huge dress, titanic belt, gigantic clutch - does she also have a big heart to go with this?

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Kardashians Fight Back

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 6, 2008 | Under: Kardashian, Kim, The Kardashians, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Best, Worst, Celebrities

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The mother of R&B star Brandy has accused socialite Kim Kardashian of committing credit card fraud.

Sonja Norwood filed a lawsuit in L.A. County Superior Court on Monday against the star, after Kardashian allegedly abused the use of a credit card given to her to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Norwood.

However, Kardashian is accused of giving the American Express card to other members of her family, Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The three are alleged to have run up debts of $120,635 on the card in 2006 and 2007.

The suit also claims thousands of dollars from the unauthorized payments were charged in the family's Dash and Smooch stores, reports TMZ.com.

Kim Kardashian has dismissed credit card fraud claims against her as "meritless."

Kardashian, who famously dated Brandy's brother Ray J and appeared in a sex tape with him, insists she is innocent.

Her spokesperson says, "The charges against the Kardashians are meritless. Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization.

"The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law."

Ratings: 

2 for Khloe Kardashian. She shouldn't be wearing white for obvious reasons. Unless she really wants to look big.

4 for Kourtney Kardashian. Pretty bubble dress but less chunky heels because she's too tiny!

1 for Kim Kardashian. Nice figure but bad taste in clothes. Almost always. 

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