I don’t know which is creepier, Tila Tequila in a pink tank, purple jeans and red Fendi bag combo or Tila with contacts? Or both? What I do know is Courtenay Semel has a better outfit on even with the liquid leggings. She is carrying the fab Balenciaga Arena Giant Pom Pon bag that I like.

Rating: 1

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Outfits we don’t want to see on our fave celebs.

Megan Fox, Maggie Grace and Uma Thurman

Heidi Klum, Juliette Lewis  and Keira Knightley

Kim Kardashian, Bai Ling and Tila Tequila

Rating: 1

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Tila, a few more rounds of Tequila and your outfit might just look cute after. I really have to get pretty wasted to admire it. Ha and then barf all over your dress to give it a little color.

Rating:  1

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Who wears the Scarlette & O - Women’s Blue Sophia dress better?

Tila Tequila at the Hornitos Midnight in the Garden of Agave Party with Louboutin slingbacks and lots of kisses?

Or Paris Hilton who went shopping at Maxfields in this blue beauty with scoop back ruffles and Brea peep toe pumps from her own label?

Rating:

5 for the dress, so lovely.

4 for Tila

3 for Paris. Because I don’t like the shoes.

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Tila Tequila promoting her book “Hooking up with Tila” in NY. Yeah, she got a book deal. Meh. And oh, for her next book, I suggest she write something like “How Not to Dress like Tila” or  “How Bad Outfits Can Pay Your Bills!”

And just so you know Tila, the belted tiered white dress is h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e.

Rating: 1

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I really don’t understand why she even bothers shopping and dressing up. How much time do she waste doing these things and just end up exposing herself anyway? Isn’t that what you call a pointless exercise?

Rating: 1

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You know when you love something, you wear it with almost anything! Tila Tequila is guilty of that only she doesn’t look twice as good. Belted white tiered strapless dress with studded belt and ankle boots - the fashion Gods must be doing simultaneous baby vomits.

The black outfit was probably inspired by Victoria Beckham’s spy outfit. Here, take some gadgets (insert dynamite looking gizmo) and self-destruct.

Rating: 1

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What a joy! Tila Tequila found a way to make a trash bag look chic. Just add a studded belt and strappy sandals and she’s on way her way to Oscar the Grouch’s Halloween garbage party! Hooray!

Rating: 3

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