Mean Critic

Jennifer Stinks?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 5, 2008 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Lopez, Jennifer, Worst, Celebrities

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Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony join Jaime Lynn Spears  at the top of the list for the annual Stinky Diaper awards.

JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY’s luxe baby-boudoir for twins Max and Emme may have been propped for a photo shoot, but it appeared to be a what not to do guide to childproofing, with countless safety hazards including numerous risk factors for sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) like blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, and bumpers in the crib. A fireplace, low-hanging curtains, and lamps within reach of tiny arms round out the pop parents nursery decor.

New moms may agree with JAIME LYNN SPEARS proclamation that being a mom is the best feeling in the world, but many probably also wish the young star wasn’t sending such a glowing message about unplanned teen pregnancy to her adolescent fans. Looks like Jamie-Lynn is following in the footsteps of big-sis Britney Spears, a two-time Stinky Diaper recipient herself.

To view Babytalks 2008 Stinky Diaper Awards feature in its entirety, visit: http://www.parenting.com/gallery/Baby/Stinky-Diaper-Awards

And what’s this rumor about Jaime Lynn getting liposuction when she was pregnant? I don’t know how reliable that rumor is but that is sick.

Ratin: 1

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Justine

Jamie Lynn’s Family Day

Posted by  Justine |
October 22, 2008 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

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It’s a casual family day out for teenage mom Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby’s daddy Casey Aldridge. This cute family’s got a brown and khaki theme going on here. And you’ve got to love Jamie’s statement tee declaring “Yoga keeps me flexible,” whether there’s an underlying message there or not.

Rating: 3

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Round Two Baby Shower for Jamie Lynn

Posted by  Justine |
May 14, 2008 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Following her all-female soiree a few days ago at the Spears’ Serenity mansion a few weeks ago, Jamie Lynn Spears is headed for baby shower number two. This time, more relatives from the Alridge clan are in attendance.

About 40 guests were in attendance in what is the pregnant 17-year-old’s second baby shower in just one week. Still, baby-daddy Casey Alridge, 18, was missing in action. Excited relatives from the Alridge side included his mom Joyce and sister Ashley.

Rating: 4

Pregnancy did not stop Jamie Lynn from looking fabulous and happy in technicolor. The Pucci print worked its magic, making us forget that the teen is in her final trimester. In her printed empire dress, she doesn't look pregnant, maybe just a little bloated. Jamie is clearly the more stylish of the Spears sisters.

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Mean Critic

Spears: Dysfunctional Family?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 28, 2007 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Jamie Lynn Spears' father is "still furious" with his ex-wife Lynne's decision to cash-in on their 16-year-old daughter's pregnancy.

Jamie "did not spend Christmas with [Lynne] or Jamie Lynn and instead stayed in LA to work," a Spears family source tells Usmagazine.com.

"He doesn't get a dime from his daughters," the source says. "He busts his ass to take care of himself. That's why he's so furious with Lynne."

Jamie has been working long hours as a private chef to make a living while ex-wife Lynne, as Us Weekly reports in its latest issue (on newsstands now), arranged a $1 million deal with OK! magazine for the story of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. Lynne also receives a percentage of her daughters' salaries.

Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie "refused to take any money and 'profit off of his children.'"

While in LA, Jamie has seen his grandchildren, Sean Preston and Jayden James, the sons of his daughter Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline, Us has learned.

Rating: 1

Here is hoping that Jamie's baby won't inherit the fashion sense of her teenage mother. Apparently, bad taste runs in the Spears family.  

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Mean Critic

Wil Jamie Get Fired?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 27, 2007 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

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If Nickelodeon keeps Jamie Lynn Spears on its airwaves, the network will seem to be saying that unmarried teen pregnancy, a major American problem, is negotiable if the unmarried teen is a good earner.

It’s not that Nickelodeon has ever lived in some ’50s sitcom world where kids never face tough issues like sex. Spears’ character in “Zoey” has faced them herself.

But Nick, unlike many other media, doesn’t wink at ill-advised behavior or ignore its potential consequences, and that’s what the current Spears flurry is really about: consequences. All 16-year-olds make mistakes. They all need forgiveness, from others and themselves. But forgiveness does not erase consequences, and Jamie Lynn doesn’t get a pass because she was unbelievably stupid, even allowing for the fact brains don’t run in her family.

Rating: 3

Jamie is wearing a cute white strapless number but the brown bag to go with the outfit, I'll have to pass on that one.

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Mean Critic

Spears Sisters Unite

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 10, 2007 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Spears, Britney, Worst, Celebrities

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Britney Spears' sister Jamie Lynn jumped to her sibling's defense recently when she was verbally attacked by a Malibu, California, neighbor. The troubled singer, 25, reconciled with her estranged mother Lynne Spears and her younger sister Jamie Lynn on Friday evening, when they flew out to Los Angeles from their home in Kentwood, Louisiana.

On Sunday night, the star was forced to cower behind 16-year-old Jamie Lynn as they made their way to a sushi restaurant in Malibu. According to TMZ.com, the unnamed woman started shouting, "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! …You're making the neighborhood unsafe!"

However Jamie Lynn promptly hit back: "Then move the f**k outta the neighborhood!"

Spears fell out with her mom in June, after the Toxic star reportedly ordered Lynne to stay away from her two sons - Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one.

Rating: 2

We all know what's going on with Britney so actually unless she's wearing something acceptable then that would be newsworthy - otherwise it's the same old same old freak show. Jamie Lynn, on the other hand is looking like a normal teenager in jeans and white tee. Casual is nice but you have got to be kidding with the fuschia pumps, right?

And why does she look older than Britney in this photo? 

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Mean Critic

Jamie Wants To Be A Good Actress

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 29, 2007 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Celebrities

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Jamie Lynn, 16, is at the head of the teen-girl pack. And with her hit Nickelodeon comedy Zoey 101 drawing an all-time high 3 million viewers in its season four premiere, she's thinking of taking her act to the big screen. "I'd love to do a movie," she tells Us. "I want somebody to look at me and say, 'Wow, she's a really good actress.'"

Rating: 2

Jamie's wearing a fairly decent black empire dress but it looks like she's carrying a notebook instead of a clutch. Doing your diary on the red carpet, ey? And Good Lord, are those maroon pumps? Bleech.

Like I've said this girl has to do something huge to get out of her sister's (nasty?) shadows. Until then, there is only one Spears and it's Britney. 

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Mean Critic

What Jamie Has To Do

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 22, 2007 | Under: Spears, Jamie Lynn, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Jaime Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn sang a duet with Aaron Carter in 2000 for his Christmas album, but the song never got released.

She won 1st place in the Baton Rouge Gymnast meet when she was 10, in early may 2001.

Jamie Lynn was offered a chance to be the little girl dreaming about being Britney at one of Britney's Grammy Performances but Jamie turned it down saying she wasn't ready for that.

While touring with Britney on her Dream Within a Dream Tour Jamie Lynn had a tutor on the road with her helping her with school work, Her cousin Jamie Convington.

Jamie Lynn spent Christmas 2003 in Vail, Colorado. Britney flew Lynne, Jamie Lynn and three of her friends there for five days.

Rating: 2

If there is one thing she got from Britney Spears, it has got to be bad taste in clothes. You don't need DNA there, just one look at their closet and you will know.

Sorry dear, you'll have to do something great for you to surpass the media attention Britney attracts. 

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