Mean Critic

Brenda: Laugh with You, Not at You

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 18, 2008 | Under: Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Disney star Brenda Song is so funny on screen she thinks it’s hilarious if she extended that to her wardrobe. We aren’t laughing Song. But I love the black peep toe pumps, the rest are just laughing stocks.

Rating:  1

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 15, 2008 | Under: Song, Brenda, Gomez, Selena, Female Celebrities, Hudgens, Vannesa, Best, Worst, Celebrities

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Who’s the cutest Disney Star?

Selena, can you sing Walk Like an Egyptian? And tousled hair?

Brenda, your boots don’t look good with your dress. Wait a second, it still looks ugly even without the boots! Okay, maybe if it was shorter with nice sandals or wedges.

Vanessa is the cutest in her cut out black baby doll dress and fishbone shoes. Yes, never mind the shoes. She should just do straight hair all the time.

Rating:

2 for Selena Gomez and Brenda Song

3 for Vanessa Hudgens

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Minnie and Oscar Crying

Posted by  schen |
September 26, 2008 | Under: SCHEN's CORNER, Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brenda, you really had to be that catty? Ripping off poor Minnie Mouse’s bow on her head. Tsk Tsk!

And nothing is golden about that dress either. Are you that mad you can not escape Disney? You had to take a shower in gold where they make the Oscar statue!

Rating: 1

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Brenda, The Prankster

Posted by  Mean Critic |
August 21, 2008 | Under: Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Any of the following would make me the happiest person alive.. Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Matt Damon, Russel Crowe, Brad Pitt and of course Kobe Bryant.. I know at heart Kobe’s an actor.. haha

The Sprouse twin are like my brothers. I love them so much. They are so intelligent and genuine. They’re crazy game loving 12 year old boys. As for playing pranks on each other, they know better than to mess with the queen of pranks.. hahaha

I love fashion and getting to play all different characters I really get to explore to my sense of style.. I have no idea if my fashion sense had anything to do with me getting the parts, but you won’t hear me complaining..I love it!

Wow, thanks for considering me as pretty. I guess you haven’t seen me without make up on.. haha.. I did some modeling when I was six to about ten years old.

Rating: 2

Brenda is wearing one ugly piece of crap. This is one dress that you can actually use as a rag and not feel bad about it.

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Mean Critic

Brenda Is Not Layla

Posted by  Mean Critic |
July 11, 2008 | Under: Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Worst, Celebrities

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"As a role model to millions of young people, I feel I have to take a stand against this company in regard to its exploitation of my image. In filing this lawsuit, I hope to prevent this company from doing this again to anyone else."

Disney Channel star Brenda Song has filed a libel suit against a company claiming it used her photo in a newspaper advertisement touting its escort service without her permission.

The ad, printed in the April 4 and 18 (and possibly other) editions of L.A. Weekly, features a picture of the 20-year-old Song imposed with the name "Layla," a telephone number and the slogan, "Hawaiin [sic] beauty. Come get lei'd."

Per the complaint, escort site Cityvibe.com, parent company Vibe Media Inc. and owner Ali Askari, who has not yet responded to the suit, "illegally and shamelessly" lifted her image to peddle "what is undoubtedly a thinly disguised…enterprise."

Rating: 2

It's not something I want in my closet but I am happy that Brenda doesn't dress like a train wreck or hoochie mama or trying to be older than she really is. It's just a little too safe and needs a life.

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Brenda’s Song

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 15, 2008 | Under: Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brenda Song

Brenda plays London on The Suite Life who loves to go shopping, but ironically, she grew up in Carmichael which didn't have a shopping mall! 

Brenda won the "Best Overall Style" trophy during the Disney Channel New Year Sing-Along Bowl-Athon on December 31, 2006

Brenda attended the Disney Channel New Year's Eve Sing-along Bowl-athon.

Brenda says her fashion icon is Jennifer Lopez.

Brenda, Ashley, Dylan, and Cole (the main teen stars of the Suite Life) are given the title "The Fab Four" by Tiger Beat Magazine.

Brenda has a ninth dan black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Brenda is granted free admission at Disneyland.

Brenda's favorite designer is Marc Jacobs.

Rating: 2

Her outfit doesn't scream for attention but it also isn't worth a second look. She looks young for her age and is not in a mad rush to show skin or cleavage which is a good sign. Just look for youthful outfits Brenda and always keep it together.

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Brenda’s Swan Lake

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 20, 2007 | Under: Song, Brenda, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brenda Song stars as London Tipton, the hotel owner’s spoiled daughter, in Disney Channel’s new hit sitcom, “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.”

Having acted since age six, Brenda is already a familiar face to Disney Channel viewers. Before beginning production on the new series, she had a recurring role as the hip and trendy Tia on “Phil of the Future.” She also starred in the top-rated Disney Channel Original Movies “Stuck in the Suburbs,” the mystery “Get A Clue” with Lindsay Lohan, and “The Ultimate Christmas Present” with Hallee Hirsh and Spencer Breslin.

Her other television credits include guest starring roles on “That’s So Raven,” “George Lopez,” “The Bernie Mac Show,” “7th Heaven,” “One On One,” “The Nightmare Room,” “Judging Amy,” “Popular,” “Once and Again,” and as a panelist on “Small Talk.” Brenda also had a starring role on the series “100 Deeds For Eddie McDowd.”

On the big screen, she starred in “Like Mike” opposite Lil’ Bow Wow and Jonathan Lipnicki, and appeared in “Leave It To Beaver” and “Santa With Muscles” starring Hulk Hogan.

Brenda was named an All-American Scholar in ninth grade and holds a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

A self-proclaimed “total dork,” she loves sampling international cuisine, shopping and studying. She is an avid Los Angeles Lakers fan.

Brenda was born in Carmichael, California on March 27, 1988. Her mother is Thai-American and her father is Hmong. Brenda, her parents, and her younger brothers, Timmy and Nathan, now live in a suburb of Los Angeles.

I watch the Disney Channel because they have clean fun shows and I am not even a kid. Sometimes when there's just too much crap on the news, watching the little ones can be quite relaxing. 

Rating: 2

I think Brenda got caught up with her character London Tipton so much, she actually forgot to bring herself to the premiere. Her ballerina dress needs ballet shoes to go with it not Christian Louboutins knotted mule.

It doesn't go together sweetie! 

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