Mean Critic

Chloe: Fashion Backward

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 19, 2008 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Prepare to fall off your chairs because I already did. And it’s all because of Chloe’s bizarre  gold dress and denim jacket number. They don’t go together, you hear? What’s the matter, no cropped leather jacket? So so trashy.

Rating:  1

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Justine

Heavy Metal

Posted by  Justine |
September 26, 2008 | Under: Featured, Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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If I wanted heavy metal, then I’d listen to Metallica. Deconstructed disco balls and crimped aluminum foil don’t make for pretty dresses.

Rating:

1 for Chloe Sevigny

2 for Leonor Rivera

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Justine

Label Loving Chloe

Posted by  Justine |
June 27, 2008 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

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Chloë Sevigny loves them labels. "I'm really into the label maker," the 32 year-old shares.

Her two other passions? Vintage shopping and dressing a la Mary Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie. "Little House on the Prairie was my favorite show. I would only wear calico print dresses, and I actually slept in one of those little nightcaps!" says the star of the HBO drama Big Love.

But there is just one thing that this fashionista won’t wear. “I avoid all polyester," Chloë says.

Rating: 3

The white frock is adorable and so are those shoes. But when you just don’t put enough work in the hair and make-up department, the whole look is ruined.

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Mean Critic

Chloe Purrs

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 15, 2008 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Actress CHLOE SEVIGNY hates going to MORRISSEY gigs - because the singer's die-hard fans detest her. The Boys Don't Cry star is a big fan of the British rocker, but finds it hard to enjoy the former Smiths frontman's performances knowing her presence will prompt Morrissey followers to abuse her on his fansite. She says, "They always make fun of me. They hate me, they're really nasty." Last Halloween (07), Sevigny attended a gig by Morrissey dressed as Joan Of Arc from the lyrics of hit Bigmouth Strikes Again - but was again singled out for ridicule because she made a fatal error with the character's accessories. The 33-year-old swapped a Sony Walkman for a Panasonic personal stereo - much to fans' disdain. Sevigny explains, "The Sony ones are really hard to find, so I had a Panasonic. And on the website, they said, 'Oh, a Panasonic isn't really a Walkman.' They're such nit-pickers."

Rating: 4

Did catwoman come out of retirement? It certainly wasn't masquerade party so why is she wearing a cat mask? She was already cute, she certainly didn't need to be catty.

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Mean Critic

Hardworking Chloe

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 3, 2007 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Actress Chloe Sevigny is neglecting her friends because she works too hard on the TV show Big Love, according to the star's brother. Paul Sevigny fears his sister will lose her close friends and boyfriend Matt McAuley if she continues with the grueling filming schedule for the HBO network program.

He tells New York gossip column PageSix, "Big Love is not helping. It's a lot of sacrifice. She gets maybe one day off in the week and she can't come home for just one day, that's ridiculous. They work her extremely hard. But Matt has a job, too, and can't go see her, so he is stuck in New York. It's a big problem."

Rating: 2

Geez, she bothered to dress up? She might as well have come and worn a potato sack and it wouldn't have made a difference.

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Mean Critic

Chloe Doesn’t Want Perky

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 11, 2007 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Actress Chloe Sevigny's mother wishes her daughter was more cheerful, like the pop singer Ashlee Simpson.

But the Boys Don't Cry star - famed for her quirky dress sense and aloof temperament - claims she will never be like the bubbly young star.

She says, "She's really perky, isn't she? My mum always wishes I was perky. 'Can't you be more bubbly, Chloe, more animated?' No, sorry…"

Rating: 1

I've reached a point in my life where I am not longer shocked with the celebrities' fashion statements. The riskier you are, the closer you get to become a fashion icon. Whatever. Hey, whatever floats your boat but there is just no way that what Chloe is wearing should be called avant garde in any way.

Just terrible. 

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Mean Critic

Chloe’s Sexual Appetite

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 10, 2007 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Chloe Sevigny dreams of a foursome with Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro and Clive Owen.

The 'American Psycho' star - who plays Nicki in TV series 'Big Love' about polygamous man with many wives - has revealed the three Hollywood stars would be her ideal lovers.

When asked who she would choose if she could have more than one man in the bedroom, Chloe told the New York Daily News newspaper: "I'd want Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro and Clive Owen, because I love really masculine men."

The 32-year-old actress - who entered rehab as a teenager - recently spoke about her wild, drug-taking youth.

She said: "I had a great family life - I would never want it to look as if it reflected on them.

"I think I was just very bored. And I did just love taking hallucinogens. I probably shouldn't promote that. But I often feel it's because I experimented when I was younger that I have no interest as an adult."

Chloë has been romantically linked to 'Goodfellas' actor Vincent Gallo, musician Matt McAuley, of the group A.R.E. Weapons, photographer Patrick O' Dell and filmmaker Harmony Korine

Rating: 1

I must admit that I have overlooked another celeb which should have landed a spot in my worst dressed celebrities called the Bai Ling Disciples. Silly me, Chloe could have easily be in #3. 

There is always shock value in what she wears and my golly, that should count for something. But it just doesn't fall under the category of greatness. Forgive me as I am still in awe as I type.

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Mean Critic

Chloe’s Shady Past

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 15, 2007 | Under: Sevigny, Chloe, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Actress Chloe Sevigny used to love taking illegal substances as a kid because they kept boredom at bay.

The Boys Don't Cry star often enjoyed hallucinogenic narcotics as a teen but she's too scared to try anything harder.

She says, "I did just love taking hallucinogens… But I have never snorted anything, and even as a kid, if I smoked a lot of pot, my heart would pump and I would think I was going to have a heart attack, so I've always thought if I did cocaine I would have a heart attack.

"I had a great family life - I would never want it to look as if it reflected on them. I think I was very bored."
 
Rating: 1

Actress by profession, somnambulist by day. That's the only explanation I can possibly come up for being seen and photographed in something as hideous as that.

Yeah, we know she's dubbed as the brave one in the fashion industry but this, my dear ladies is something one can only wear at the comfort of your own bedroom. Maybe she forgot to put on some denim shorts?

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