Justine

Flower Girls

Posted by  Justine |
October 31, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, Swift, Taylor, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Worst, Celebrities

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Taylor looks sweet and kind and can’t hurt a fly. That is what a floral skirt does to this already lovable girl.

On Thandie, flowers come alive! And I don’t mean it in a good way. The buds looks like they are sprouting in all the wrong places.

Rating:

3 for Taylor Swift

1 for Thandie Newton

 

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Mean Critic

Yellowish Fever

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 27, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, London, Lauren, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Best, Celebrities

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Got the yellow fever? Lauren London would have been fabulous in that yellow mini dress with booties if she only remembered to comb her hair! What’s the point of wearing strapless when your hair the length of Rapunzel is all over you?

Thandie Newton is very respectable in her belted yellow number. Suits both of them.

Rating: 

4 for Lauren London

3 for Thandie Newton

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Mean Critic

Love Those Shoes

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 24, 2008 | Under: Monaghan, Michelle, Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Thandie Newton’s black dress just has so much going on. Ruffles here, ruching there, assymetrical, tiered, huh? I am lost.

Michelle Monaghan’s dress was already fine, why put ruffles on the side, fish fins?

These horrible dresses were saved by their fabulous foot wear.

Rating: 2

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Gia

Thandie Dandy

Posted by  Gia |
October 17, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Best, Celebrities

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Thandie Newton gives a little twist to her little black dress. The Matthew Williamson dress has pixelated floral print detail on it, it’s genius! And the Giuseppe Zanotti buckled patent sandals are to die for. I love his shoes!!!

The other outfit makes Thandie looks like candy wrapped in tin foil.

Rating:

5 for Thandie in black

1 for Thandie in plastic

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Mean Critic

Thandie and Jennifer: Mr. Clean’s Girlfriends

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 9, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Is it me or does Jennifer Hawkin’s white frock remind you of a Klingon’s outfit? The sleeves man, the sleeves!

As for Thandie Newton’s peek-a-boo outfit, X-Men’s Storm could use it for the next sequel of the movie. I swear.

Rating: 2

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Mean Critic

Thandie: Missing Angel

Posted by  Mean Critic |
May 9, 2008 | Under: 2008 Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gal, Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Thandie Newton

A delayed shoot for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2 (2000) caused Thandie to turn down one of the lead roles in CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000). Lucy Liu was cast instead. 

Turned down the chance to reprise her role in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3 so she can write a new movie with her husband. 

Her first name is pronounced Tan-dee .

Her African first name means, interestingly enough, beloved. 

Will protect her baby from the press gaze as much as possible - because she refuses to use her family to boost her career. 

Rating: 2

This was a superhero theme and Thandie's black mini lace dress with floor length cape is anything but. It looks like she's just getting ready to go to bed. 

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Mean Critic

Thandie is Rice

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 8, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Thandie Newton will play Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in Oliver Stone’s new movie about President George W. Bush.

Ioan Gruffud is also in talks to play former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. The movie, titled W, stars Josh Brolin as Bush and Elizabeth Banks as wife Laura.

W will trace Bush's formative years and his route to the White House.

Rating: 2

That's as hot as pink can get but with all the frills in this dress, Thandie could have been easily mistaken for one of Jim Henson's puppets. 

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Mean Critic

A Little Bit of Thandie

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 20, 2008 | Under: Newton, Thandie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Thandie Newton

“You're not actually thinking about kissing - you're thinking, 'Is my face in the right place, is my hair there, oh my God, you can see my nipple.'”
 
“Then I became a mother and it just fills every space, that isn't filled with something else important. It's just like this incredible balloon that blows up and fills life up.” 
 
“I think I'll probably write something, a family drama. I'm good at frame works and plots, but my dialogue is atrocious. It gets very over-wrought. My husband's a writer and his dialogue is brilliant, so, I'm very often his script-editor, so I think we'll probably write something together.” 

“I just feel like it's got to be about the process and about the doing of it, rather than be about A how it's going to be perceived. It's got to be about what it feels like at the time of actually making that project, because just a few times I've worked on projects because I think that it will seem great, or it will be a really good career move or about perception and I haven't had a good time.” 

Rating: 1

This is what we call a half dress half ugly and together with its hot pink belt is one mission failed. This is the part where it should self destruct.

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