Justine

Battle of the Brits

Posted by  Justine |
September 4, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Beckinsale, Kate, Best, Celebrities

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Welcome to America, Kate and Sienna, where fame comes with a bevy of paparazzi.

Rating: 4

Without a doubt, both Brits look fabulous – stolen shot or otherwise.

The battle of the LBDs goes to Beckinsale. Her puff sleeved frock with a cute hemline is more 2008 than Sienna’s drawstring number.

But Sienna has cuter footwear. Gladiator sandals are a better match for minidresses than stiff white pumps. Give those toes some breathing room.

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Mean Critic

Sienna’s Cellulite

Posted by  Mean Critic |
June 30, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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Sienna Miller

(on learning to live with the paparazzi attention) Iplay these games to make it more amusing, like I'm Lara Croft from Tomb Raider or something.

(after feeling harrassed by photoagraphers at LA airport in May 2008) Certain aspects obviously I understand, but running down the street with 10 men chasing you isn't very fun. I don't find it easy. I mean, I'm a girl on my own sometimes walking my dogs and have to run home with grown men chasing me.

I have a very, very, very great relationship with wine. We have been together for about 10 years now and we just love each other. I like European and all different types. We are very happy.

(on rumours she will act in the next “Bond” movie) How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini. Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing - I have small boobs and cellulite. I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want. I do feel my metabolism slowing down (but) I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather be lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable.

It makes me angry that I have been linked to every single actor I have ever met. I've just come out of a relationship I was in for three years, and before that I was in a relationship for two years, so I've actually had a boyfriend for five years. But I have this reputation that I've s***ged this bloke and this bloke. There's no truth in most of this. I meet Josh Hartnett and suddenly people are wondering what our babies would look like. Because I'm inherently rebellious, I think, 'Why can't I have male friends who are actors? This is my world. Why should I change and be discreet, that isn't who I am.'

Rating: 2

Sienna tries the structured look in this all white number and successfully bores me to death. Is she going to a wedding or a funeral?

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Mean Critic

Sienna’s Fake Breast

Posted by  Mean Critic |
June 27, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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Actress Sienna Miller was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. Joe - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director Stephen Sommers.

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular US play figure and TV series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

Miller wears fake boobs for 'GI Joe'
24/06/2008 - 7:24:30 AM

Actress Sienna Miller was forced to wear fake breasts for her role in forthcoming action movie G.I. Joe - because her own cleavage was not big enough for director Stephen Sommers.

The Alfie star joins Dennis Quaid and Brendan Fraser to play femme fatale The Baroness in the upcoming movie, which is based on the popular US play figure and TV series. But Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.

 
She says: "(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs. "They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said: 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs', and I don't have them so we made them bigger."At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

Rating: 1

Is the license to be crazy one of the fringe benefits of celebrities? Sienna Miller thinks so!

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Justine

Sienna Wants Babies

Posted by  Justine |
May 15, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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Is motherhood a possibility for Sienna Miller?

Talks of this kind rarelysurfaced when the British model-actress was still romanced by Jude Law. But with a new beau, British actor Rhys Ifans, could Sienna be wanting kids?

But according to Miller, who talked with InStyle Magazine during her elder sister Savannah’s baby bash, all those thoughts on babies has more to do with age than with her current flame. “I mean, I'm nearly 27 and you have to think about these things, don't you?" she quipped, "And Sav proves you can work and be a mum. It still scares me, though."

Rating: 2 

Though I am usually a fan of Sienna Miller’s fashion sense, she disappoints with this one. Why cover up an amazing black dress with a bolero in grandma’s favorite pattern? It is those brown roots in her hair that need hiding. This just doesn’t make sense to me.

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Mean Critic

Sienna: No Stranger to Nudity

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 17, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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She always wanted to make waves, but a bikini malfunction probably wasn't what Sienna Miller had in mind.

The blond actress' skimpy top slipped down, revealing her breasts, as she ran excitedly into the Californian surf yesterday.

Sienna is no stranger to baring her flesh – she filmed nude scenes last year for her upcoming movie Hippie Hippie Shake.

But on this occasion she found it to be an itsy-bitsy embarrassing episode, turning sheepishly to pull up the top before retreating to the sand with a female friend.

Britain's Daily Mail reports on its Web site that the 26-year-old star of "Camille" and "Layer Cake" later met up with actor boyfriend Rhys Ifans for sushi at Nobu in Malibu. The couple are rumored to be planning a wedding.

Rating: 2

I would have just overlooked the brown belt in this outfit but a more glaring mistake was the ankle boots with the skinny jeans. Come on, are you kidding us Sienna? That looks really really awful. Snow white called, one of her dwarves is missing his boots. 

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Mean Critic

Sienna’s Wedding Orders

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 10, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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Sienna Miller has ordered fiance Rhys Ifans to bulk up his frail frame before they get married this summer. The 26-year-old stunner, who has dated the likes of Jude Law and James Bond star Daniel Craig - definitely knows how to pack out a pair of tight-fitting trunks. Therefore, she has bought her Welsh lover a Power Plate and started him on an exercise regime, in the hope of beefing him up before their wedding. "Poor old Rhys must find it hard to measure up to her exes. He's always been quite skinny," the Mirror quoted a pal, as saying. "Sienna loves him but she just wants him to tone up a bit so he looks great for their big day," the pal added. Sienna ordered the 3,500 pounds Power Plate exercise machine for Rhys so that he can work out at their home in Notting Hill. The trendy "my5" acceleration machine uses vibrations to help tone up muscles and increase fitness.

"Rhys received the Power Plate a couple of days ago and he's been using it already. He's determined to do whatever he can to make Sienna happy," a source said. Sienna also has him out walking her pooches Porgy and Bess at every opportunity, the source added.

Rating: 2

Sienna's baby doll dress is definitely cute but as to why she wore it with those hideous ankle boots, only time can tell. I mean, why, oh why? 

Trend setting is one thing but looking weird is another. 

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Mean Critic

Miller Drives!

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 12, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Worst, Celebrities

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Actress Sienna Miller will no longer have to rely on chauffeurs and taxis to travel - because she has finally passed her driving test.

The 'Factory Girl' star was handed her licence after taking the test twice, and has reportedly splashed out on a $60,000 (€41,200) sports car to celebrate.

She recalls: "On my first test, they asked me to reverse into a bay of cones. I put my foot down, reversed at high velocity and completely flattened the cones. 

"I did the girlie thing and burst into tears but the instructor was having none of it. He told me to get out of the car and apply for another test."

And the 26-year-old was so determined to pass, she signed up for a week's worth of intensive lessons and took the test again.

"I passed on the second attempt a few weeks ago. I'll be in LA for the next few months filming the movie GI Joe and it's like a ghost town if you can't drive."

Rating: 2

What planet did she say she was from because it looks like she just landed on our planet! Definitely not Venus!

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Mean Critic

Sienna Finally Admits

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 21, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Miller, Sienna, Celebrities

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The ‘Factory Girl’ star insisted for months that she and Ifans are just good friends.

Actress Sienna Miller has finally ended all speculation about her new romantic interest, actor Rhys Ifans, by admitting that she is dating him.

The ‘Factory Girl’ star insisted for months that she and Ifans are just good friends.

However, at the after-show party of her new film ‘Interview,’ the 25-year-old actress introduced the 39-year-old actor as her boyfriend to her pals.

The couple arrived individually at the premiere in London, but were later spotted smooching on the dance floor.

“Sienna kept gazing at him. They were locked in each other’s arms,” The Sun quoted a partygoer, as saying.

In August this year, Miller was snapped topless with Ifans on a beach in Ibiza.

Rating: 2

There isn't anything sophisticated in Sienna's black satin dress, you know the kind of elegance associated with wearing the color black. Black never came with a guarantee.

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