Mean Critic

Who Let the Zebra Out?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 26, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Bell, Kristen, Worst, Celebrities

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Who gave the zebra print Jenny Packham dress more attitude? Kristen Bell or Christian Millian. Who should we cage and let go?

I am not a fan of the dress specially with a back like that!But a point goes to Kristen for wearing better shoes.

Rating:

2 for Bell

1 for Christian Millian

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schen

Millian is Tightening Up

Posted by  schen |
December 23, 2008 | Under: SCHEN's CORNER, Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

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Hot MAMACITA! Millian is a very pretty girl but geez her jeans are a wee bit tight!! Don’t push it girl!

Sexy printed halter top: CHECK

Possibility of jeans exploding: HUGE! People take cover!

Rating: 3

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Mean Critic

Christina’s Dangerous Symbol

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 10, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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I think everybody knows that when you see a skull and cross bones it can only mean one thing — TOXIC. Christina Millian, didn’t you see the danger signs? Buy yourself some Draino will ya?

Rating: 1

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Mean Critic

Super Hero

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 24, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Fashion advice to Christina Millian: You should have gone all the way! Why stop at fushcia top  and boots? Up, up and go away!

Rating: 1

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Justine

The Colors of Christmas

Posted by  Justine |
October 7, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Doherty, Shannen, Worst, Celebrities

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It’s only 80 days until Christmas, but who’s counting?

Apparently Shannen and Christina are. Put them together and you’ve got one Christmas-happy fashion critic. Christina is the little drummer boy pa-rum-pa-pum-pum and Shannen is the naughty grinch.

Let the Yuletide bashing begin!

Rating:

1 for Christina Milian

2 for Shannen Doherty

 

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Justine

No Fashion Sweethearts

Posted by  Justine |
September 23, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Milian, Christina, Cavallari, Kristin, Whatever, Worst, Celebrities

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Ouch, my tooth hurts. Too much sugar is not at all pretty. These two may be sweethearts, but I’m not hearting their dresses at all. Christina looks bandaged in Valentine’s Day colors. Chocolate and strawberry are yummy on ice cream – and that’s why you don’t wear it, Kristin.

Now my head hurts too. I need an Advil.

Rating:

2 for Christina Milian

3 for Kristin Cavallari

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Mean Critic

No, it is not Sexy

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 19, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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I don’t know why people bother to dress up if they just end up looking cheap and naked. Why bother? Putting so much effort only to look like that? No, thank you I’d rather you wear your birthday suit, it doesn’t really make a difference.

Paging Christina Millian!

Rating: 1

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Justine

Christina’s Not Mousy

Posted by  Justine |
August 13, 2008 | Under: Milian, Christina, Female Celebrities, Celebrities

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Born twenty years ago to Cuban-native parents in New Jersey and raised in Waldorf, Maryland, Christina Milian simply thrived to become the starlet that she is today. Her career in the spotlight began at a very young age when she was cast as Annie Warbucks in the theatrical musical rendition of Annie.

This exposure to the world of entertainment helped inspire Christina to pursue her acting career even further. At thirteen years of age, her mother helped her pick up the pace by bringing her to California. It was there that she was able to take her next big step by appearing in a flurry of TV sitcoms. This was a huge boost for Christina as her face was now being seen on shows such as Clueless, Sister, Sister, Smart Guy, as well as portraying a recurring character on Get Real.

Rating: 2

If I had not known better, I would have guessed that Christina got her grandma’s church clothes and just chopped the hem off. She even copied grandma’s up-do to go along with it.

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