So we were taken for a ride with the Sasquatch hoax, but no worries, the furry trend has never left Hollywood. They have a soft spot for the furry creature, apparently.

The nominees for the Sasquatch Award: Mischa Barton, Madonna, Dania Ramirez, Audrey O’Day, Cat Deeley and Amerie.

And the winner is…Cat Deeley.

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Madonna, what happened? We love the whole caring mother thing but don’t give us excuses that it leaves you no time to dress up properly. Who am I kidding? This is the woman who went to the airport in her bathrobe! Ah, Madonna, they will be done!

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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Maybe, but ladies, it’s really time to trim those bushes. On the other hand, this is would great in the jungle. Talking about going undetected!

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After all the  hoopla, rumors, and speculations, Guy Ritchie will reportedly get only around 18 million dollars from Madonna in their divorce settlement.

According to reports, the British director has also agreed to the gagging clause that shall hold him legally accountable if he spoke publicly about his seven and half-year-marriage to singer.

A source close to the 40-year-old told Britain’s Daily Mail that Guy, however, was allegedly glad that the marriage was done and over with, and has been breathing easy since the divorce process.

“Guy is more than happy to sign — it’s not his style to talk,” quoted the New York Daily News. “Guy is walking away and has said he is a much happier man,” The Insider added.

Guy is also said to be entitled to the couple’s 1200 acre Ashcombe House in Wiltshire in addition to having complete access to his sons Rocco and David Banda.

A friend of his said: “He has had enough of the Madonna circus and he is massively relieved. It was never about the money.”

Madonna’s rep, though, has denied any settlement yet between the couple. 

Wonder if this news is the real deal, after all. Well, we’ll find out soon enough. 

Leave it to Madonna to always shock us with things she does, says or wears. Doesn’t she just give a whole new meaning to the term killer heels?

I’d so wear that outfit if it didn’t have those ridiculous bows on both collars. Well, you can’t really see it because she’s trying to conceal them under her hair. So, why hide it?

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After citing unnamed sources, The Sun reports Madonna and Guy Ritchie want a divorce finalized by Christmas.

Although they’ve been married for eight years, the couple apparently “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer,” a source told The Sun.

“It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together.”

“Despite huge attempts to patch things up, they both knew deep down that divorce was in the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when.’ They tried hard over the past few months, but their fighting was getting out of control.”

“The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour.”

The report stated that Golden girl Madonna wanted, however, to wait to announce their split until after her worlwide “Sticky and Sweet” tour, but their fighting got so bad that Ritchie just wanted out.

Thus, Madonna consented.

According to The New York Post,  the couple did make a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage with an intensive Kabbalah course in Manhattan.

“Ritchie flew into New York a few weeks ago specifically to undergo instruction with his wife to try to patch things up, but to no avail,” the Post reported, citing a source.

Ah, c’est la vie.

Since the couple live primarily in London, it is most likely that the divorce will move through courts there.

Linked much? Well, Madonna wore her chained Givenchy by Ricardo Tisci dress under a fur-collared coat at BET back in May, while the recent mom and triathlete Jen showed off her fit bod in her chain-topped minidress as she partied in Greece.

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5 Jennifer

3 Madonna

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So, Nicky Hilton scours the sale bins too. For fun, I presume? If you’ve got the Hilton big bucks, there’s no reason to look cheap. Unless, of course, you’ve got bad taste.

So when do we get to see that much hyped-up 50-year-old bod? Not anytime soon if Madonna’s keeping herself covered in this heavy armory.

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2 for Nicky Hilton

1 for Madonna

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