This Eva might not be as glam when traveling compared to the other Eva (Mendes, the fab one) but she still looks cute in her brown velour set with matching brown bag. She’s holding on to that pillow as if it were a baby! Had a good time in Puerto Rico?

Rating: 3

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Eva Longoria Parker attends Roselyn Sanchez wedding in zebra prints — lovely — just not on her dress.It deceives you into thinking it’s a nice dress because who doesn’t like animal prints? But nah, it’s just not as pretty as I thought the first second I laid eyes on it.

And she’s looking a little mature, don’t you think?

Rating: 2

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Eva Longoria Parker is smokin’ — a cigarette. Well, excuse me for all the excitement, I’ve never seen her smoke. She looks like a little girl, can’t help it. But she is rockin’ in her white tee, vest and Rock & Republic jeans.

Rating: 4

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Eva Longoria, I don’t know what the jacket has done to you but why torture it. I am sure this jacket would have a nicer home and would probably look good on someone else, so just give it up woman. You are almost always off the fashion radar anyway, you know somewhat bordering on hopeless.

Rating:  1

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One of these two ladies is 18, the other is 33. Can you tell me which one looks younger? One is 5′2″ and the other one is an inch shorter. The desperate housewife and or the cheerleader?

Hayden doesn’t seem to mind it, she thinks she’s hot and she wants to play the part. Ok, fine but when you are 30 and you look 50, don’t tell us we told you so.

And oh, they both look fine, they are 18 and over anyways.

 Rating: 3

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 OMFG! What on Desperate Housewives is that? Anybody who has style will vehemently say no to this monstrosity. Oh, I shouldn’t really be shocked at all, it’s not like we are talking about the fashionable Eva here, Mendes that is. This is Eva Longoria - it’s a given. She eats bad taste for breakfast.

Rating: 1

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Eva, pick a better material for the dress next time! The fabric ruined it.

Claire, this is not auditions to the Nutcracker. Get your tutu ass out!

Rating:

3 for Eva Longoria

1 for Claire Danes

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Eva what have you done to yourself woman? The hair, the dress, the total look added 20 years to your age. WTF?

The tiered ruffled dress does not look so good on Eva and I don’t know why. I know it will look good on …me! Hahaha. Kidding, maybe Jessica Alba and her long legs should wear it. Stick with the straight hair sweetie!

Rating:

1 for Eva’s metallic number

3 for Eva’s ruffled dress
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