Mean Critic

Shhh…She’s the Secret

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 5, 2008 | Under: Kroes, Doutzen, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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This one is for my special friend who is a huge fan of the 23 year old Dutch beauty Doutzen Kroes. Hate to say it buddy but this model is one secret that should never be out. What is she color blind? Red, orange, brown, gray and black! Two more and she could change the definition of a rainbow!

Rating:  1

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Gia

Who’s the Boss?

Posted by  Gia |
December 3, 2008 | Under: Ebanks, Selita, Miller, Marisa, GIA'S CORNER, Kroes, Doutzen, Kerr, Miranda, Ambrosio, Alessandra, Female Celebrities, Best, Worst, Klum, Heidi, Whatever, Celebrities

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That would be CEO Sharen Turney in the middle.

Victoria’s Secret models from left to right. Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum, Sharen Turney, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller.

Selita- The ruffles on her strapless white mini is so fab fab fab.

Doutzen- Probably has the most dull dress of them all. So sad.

Heidi- In head to toe Louis Vuitton - doesn’t impress a bit.

Miranda- Alessandra already wore a red bandage dress, didn’t you notice?

Alessandra -  Gets a little conservative in a loose embroidered dress.

Marissa- Shows us that sweet pink can also get hot pink.

Rating:

4 for Selita

1 for Doutzen

2 for Heidi

3 for Miranda

2 for Alessanda

4 for Marissa

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Mean Critic

The Secret of Victoria

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Ambrosio, Alessandra, Miller, Marisa, Ebanks, Selita, Kroes, Doutzen, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Best, Worst, Klum, Heidi, Celebrities

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Victoria’s Secret models (L-R) Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes at the opening of the new Victoria’s Secret flagship store in New York City

Rating:

1 for Selita Ebanks. See through blouse? No thanks.

4 for Marissa Miller. Cute red sheath dress and gold peep toe pumps. Adorable!

3 for Heidi Klum. Strapless black and red flower print is just okay.

4 for Alessandra Ambrosio. The red bandage dress on her is fab.

1 for Doutzen Kroes. Her Shiny red dress makes her a candidate for a Christmas trinket.

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Gia

Doutzen: Don’t Make the Bandage Look Painful

Posted by  Gia |
November 21, 2008 | Under: Kroes, Doutzen, GIA'S CORNER, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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The bandage dress is already a huge statement - the other accessories are really not necessary. Too much of everything is never good. You could have gone bare and boom, you’d look more amazing.

And ohhh, love the bangles.

Rating:  1

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