Mean Critic

Mean Critic’s Ribbon Award 2008

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 28, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Gomez, Selena, Panabakers - Danielle and Kay, Female Celebrities, Underwood, Carrie, Johansson, Scarlett, Oh, Sandra, Celebrities

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Are you stylish than a 5th Grader? Aren’t we a little too old for ribbons and bows? The package doesn’t seem right.

The nominees for the Gift Wrap: Scarlett Johansson, Kay Panabaker, Selena Gomez, Carrie Underwood, Sandra Oh, Elisha Cuthbert and Demi Moore.

And the winner is…Sandra Oh.

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Gia

Lookin’ Good Scarlett!

Posted by  Gia |
December 25, 2008 | Under: Featured, GIA'S CORNER, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Best, Johansson, Scarlett, Celebrities

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Scarlett Johansson recently visited Jay Leno on his show wearing a Peter Som black/white floral print dress.

So who wore it better?

Scarlett definitely looks better wearing it with black stockings with black pumps putting the spotlight on the dress. The brown sandals just doesn’t do it.

Rating:

5 for Scarlett

3 for dress

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Mean Critic

Ryan’s Gift

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 19, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Johansson, Scarlett, Worst, Celebrities

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Scarlett Johansson fashion score card 1 hit out of 10 outfits. Maybe she doesn’t care about fashion. She’s just professional about it, shows up, slips on the dress, wave and smile until it hurts. Can’t she see that this dress was meant to be a joke?

She was supposed to wear this on her honeymoon with Ryan Reynolds. Open the package and check if you like what you see! She makes a wonderful package.

Rating: 1

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Gia

Isn’t Scarlett Lovely?

Posted by  Gia |
| Under: Female Celebrities, Johansson, Scarlett, Best, Celebrities

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Scarlett Johansson has a reason to smile, she picked a really pretty white vintage Bob Bugnard pleated gown and looks absolutely fab fab fab! She finishes her look with metallic Louboutin peep toe pumps.  This is probably her best dress in all the movie promo she is doing for The Spirit.

Rating: 5

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Mean Critic

Eva and Scarlet: When Will This End?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 11, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Mendes, Eva, Johansson, Scarlett, Worst, Celebrities

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The battle of the ugly dresses showdown continues…

Eva Mendes goes Minnie Mouse on us with her polka-dot number from Rare Vintage. Hardly the fashionista Eva we once fell in love with. Woman, redeem yourself.

Scarlett Johansson is always predictable, always boring wearing a black-and-white Bill Blass retro dress. Wow, going to a white wedding?

Rating: 2

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Mean Critic

Scarlett & Eva in The Ugly Contest

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 10, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Mendes, Eva, Johansson, Scarlett, Worst, Celebrities

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I know what these two bombshells have been up to all this time promoting their movie The Spirit — they have been trying to outdo each ugly outfit after another! But Eva Mendes is no match for Scarjo’s eye for ugliness, thank God, it stops at that. Ryan Reynolds is a different story! And for a second there I thought Scarlett Johansson was Hayden Panetierre, I know, it must be the hair color.

Ah, Eva your stylist not back yet from dreamland - because you are having some nightmares over here! Ack, purple belt and red shoes, what a joke.

Rating: 

1 for Scarlett. You win. Hands down.

2 for Eva

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Mean Critic

Busy Week Girls!

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 5, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Mendes, Eva, Johansson, Scarlett, Worst, Celebrities

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Ah, Eva Mendes, is your stylist having an off week? The yellow Bill Blass strapless dress has a knock out color and that’s just about it. Scarlett Johansson, you look like a flower vase beside Eva Mendes in your vintage floral dress and flowered Brian Atwood pumps.

Eva looks so petite standing beside Scarjo who’s got a gigger head, boobs and arms but she’s got a really tiny waist, so wow!

Eva looks so charming smiling!

Rating:

2 for Eva

1 for Scarlett

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Mean Critic

Scarlett Vs. Eva: Cold Vs. Hot

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Female Celebrities, Mendes, Eva, Johansson, Scarlett, Worst, Celebrities

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I don’t think it was that cold for Scarlett Johansson to wear a cardigan. Look at Eva Mendes - smiling like an innocent little kid. Is she grinning because she knows that Scarlett just made a fool out of herself by putting a belt over her cardigan? I think that would have been a nice brown dress minus grandma’s belt and cardigan.

Eva Mendes in her belted blue sheath dress is in a safe mood. Where’s the spectacular Eva nowadays, huh?

Who’s hotter now?

Rating:  

1 for Scarlett

2 for Eva Mendes

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