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Jenna’s Secret Struggle

Posted by  Justine |
May 15, 2008 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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In 2004, the most famous adult film star in the world Jenna Jameson received some shocking news. A routine visit to the dermatologist revealed a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma. Before the star could go into surgery, she also found out that she was pregnant. Her happiness over her new baby turned out to be short-lived, however, as Jameson miscarried the next day probably due to stress over her cancer.

Now, about four years later, Jenna is 100% cancer-free and has moved on from her heartbreak. “If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery,” she tells Us Weekly, “So it was all in God’s plan.”

Rating: 2

Someone has managed to make innocent white look like anything but.

Maybe it’s those cat eyes or her painted legs, but white on Jenna looks dirrrrty.

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Mean Critic

Jenna Will Make the Dead Come Alive

Posted by  Mean Critic |
March 28, 2008 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Former porn star JENNA JAMESON and her wrestler boyfriend TITO ORTIZ are set to raise the dead in a new movie project called ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. The couple will team up with A Nightmare on Elm Street star Robert Englund for the Jay Lee film about an underground Nebraska strip club hit by a deadly virus that reanimates the dead. Jameson plays one of the strippers infected, who turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie - the hit of the club.

Rating: 2

The huge belt made a big difference in her plain strapless number but I still have to find someone who looks good in a dress with ankle boots. It just doesn't look good together.

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Mean Critic

Jenna on Being on Top

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 25, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Jenna Jameson

Our looks pay our bills. I get Botox and I love it. I’m very expressive and I’m trying to keep lines from appearing.

I haven’t done movies for quite a while now. I’m still releasing the movies that I performed in from a while ago.

I really don't feel like I have to do movies anymore. It's super exciting to be able to focus 100 percent on running my company and promoting my movies, and not have to worry about, ‘Ok, I gotta go and have sex today.

A woman has a right to be the person that she wants to be. Relying on everybody else’s judgment is what makes this society so sick.

Rating: 2

I normally like what she wears but this time I am going to pass. Jenna's white number with a huge black waist band is boring and ugly. There's just nothing pretty about it. She should make this dress rest in peace.

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Mean Critic

Jenna and Her Tattoos

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 20, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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JENNA Jameson really was scraping the bottom of the bucket when she had this ink-work done.

The porn princess showed off the tattoos at the premiere of the The Bucket List – but judging by Jameson’s hideous ink, perhaps the flick should have been renamed The Basket Case.

The movie itself stars Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, who play cancer patients looking to make the most of their dying days.

Rating: 2

She's too skinny and it looks ridiculous. How can she even show off her body like that? It's not healthy and it doesn't promote a good message. Wait, she's a porn star what am I even worried about?

Okay, but can her legs carry all that body weight? 

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Mean Critic

A Star Called Jenna

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 17, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Jenna Jameson

Wicked launched me into superstardom, but I was determined to become my own boss.

The most important thing to me right now is to become the biggest star the industry has ever seen.

I’ve always wanted to be a star.

I think my life is one everyone can relate to at one point or another in their own lives; and hopefully my surviving so many of the things I did will help them believe they can overcome anything as well.

Was I in this business because I was victimized or because I wanted to succeed at something? I examined it from every angle I could, and every time came to the same conclusion: that it didn't make a bit of difference…Whether it happened to me or not, I still would have become a porn star.

I used to practice with the TelePrompTer when I was young, because my father was a television producer.

Rating: 4

Jenna's asymmetrical dress is so pretty! Actually her whole outfit rocks. The brown clutch was a nice touch! Well, of course it would have helped if she gained a few.

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Mean Critic

Moan Like Jenna

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 26, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Jenna Jameson

In 2005, her moan tones (moaning sounds) were made available for downloads as ring tones for telephones.

Purchased Babes Cabaret, a strip club in Scottsdale, Arizona. The club faces closure under a new Scottsdale ordinance limiting adult-entertainment venues. (2005)

Penthouse Pet of the Month January 2004.

Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004.

Launched Club Thrust, an interactive website for her gay fans, which includes videos, galleries, sex advice, gossip and downloads. Jameson is one of the few actresses in straight porn to have developed a following among gay audiences. (August 2005)

Debated the merits of porn against a panel of anti-porn activists at the Oxford Union and won the debate 204 to 27. (2001)

Lived with Nikki Tyler. (2000)

Rating: 4

This woman certainly knows how to pick a dress. Jenna looks fabulous in her all black off the shoulder sequined dress. Not only that it looks like she gained a pound or two! 

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Mean Critic

Jenna’s Thoughts on Sex

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 19, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Jenna Jameson

Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their cross hairs on the adult industry, to make a point. It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide…I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now.

[on endorsing Hilary]: I love Hillary. I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative for a Democrat, but I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society.

Is it just me or is a porn awards show just not the right place to be discussing your thoughts on the war?

Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent of trying to read Dostoevski on a roller coaster.

I know that when I get pregnant I won't step one foot in the adult industry again.

I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist. I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered. They run it, man. It's awesome. 

Rating: 4

For a clothes hanger, she definitely knows how to pick a dress to look hot. Jenna looks cute in this all black baby doll number. And she got great ankle strap platforms to go with it. Brav-o!

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Mean Critic

The Many Facets of Jenna

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 13, 2007 | Under: Jameson, Jenna, Female Celebrities, Best, Celebrities

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Jenna Jameson

A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.

I'm good at a lot of things. Sex being one of them - so I think I've certainly succeeded at that.

The sex scenes [involving myself] are hard to watch. Only because - it's strange to see your private parts that big.

Posing nude has to be one of my favorite things in the world.

Lots of women tell me I'm their idol.

“My heart is a gypsy - continuously searching for a home, fighting within itself, wondering whether it is weak or even right for that matter to be searching in the first place. Loneliness is what it feels like…” - Jenna Jameson

“I was lucky to not have caught any sexual diseases , even though I worked without condoms for two years .”

“They want to be like me . They're seeing the glamour icon but don't realize . . . there are more facets to me besides spreading my legs .”

Rating: 5

Now, let's get pass through the duck lips and stick figure behind the cute red halter number. I have to admit, I am not big on red but this red, I LIKE!

I just love it! It's so gorgeous. I am so blinded by its beauty - I am not even looking the person who is wearing it. How objective can I get?

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