Mean Critic

Peace Brooke

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 24, 2008 | Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brooke Hogan in belligerent mode (or just wasn’t friendly with paparazzi and fans -what fans?)  wearing fatigue and suede T Tory Burch tote. I’m sure you’re just carrying pepper stray in your bag right?

Rating: 2

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Brooke: Hogan Doesn’t Know Best

Posted by  Justine |
July 23, 2008 | Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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After signing with Lou Pearlman’s Trans Continental Records, Brooke Hogan began work on her debut album, This Voice. Her single “Everything To Me” went to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles sales chart in 2004.

In 2003, Brooke Hogan performed at the Jingle Jam, a holiday concert sponsored by Radio Disney. She has also opened for Hilary Duff and presented alongside her father at the 2005 Billboard Awards.

“This is my life, these are my songs, this is my time and I’m ready.” -Brooke Hogan

Rating: 1

Hogan does not know best when it comes to fashion. But not to worry, I’m sure Brooke has other talents. She can make that yellow dress disappear along with her invisible plastic shoes, for one.

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Mean Critic

Brooke Knows Best

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 11, 2008 | Under: 2008 Grammy Awards, Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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The car accident that Nick Hogan was involved in last year did more than just send his friend to the hospital with critical injuries.  It also halted production on the new season of his family's reality series, Hogan Knows Best, and subsequent events, including his mother filing for divorce, only further fueled speculation that the show would no longer see another year on air.

However, it seems VH1 has decided to give Hogan Knows Best another chance, as two of the show's stars recently confirmed that a whole new season is in the works

During his appearance at Jimmy Kimmel Live! towards the end of January, pro wrestler and family patriarch Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke Hogan confirmed not only that the show would be back, but that Brooke would be headlining Hogan Knows Best when it returns.

“I'm a little bit afraid,” said Brooke, who was in the audience that night, adding that she will be filming the show in Miami on her own.

“Brooke's been doing great,” Hulk Hogan interjected.  “She's been working really hard.”The car accident that Nick Hogan was involved in last year did more than just send his friend to the hospital with critical injuries.  It also halted production on the new season of his family's reality series, Hogan Knows Best, and subsequent events, including his mother filing for divorce, only further fueled speculation that the show would no longer see another year on air.

However, it seems VH1 has decided to give Hogan Knows Best another chance, as two of the show's stars recently confirmed that a whole new season is in the works

During his appearance at Jimmy Kimmel Live! towards the end of January, pro wrestler and family patriarch Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke Hogan confirmed not only that the show would be back, but that Brooke would be headlining Hogan Knows Best when it returns.

“I'm a little bit afraid,” said Brooke, who was in the audience that night, adding that she will be filming the show in Miami on her own.

“Brooke's been doing great,” Hulk Hogan interjected.  “She's been working really hard.”

The 19-year-old aspiring singer has been pretty busy lately, writing in her MySpace that she is currently working on her latest album.  She is also slated to appear in ABC's new reality competition, America's Prom Queen, which is set to premiere in the spring. 

Rating: 2

If Brooke was escorted by Barney then we would all be in a happy place. What a thrill.

All together now,

I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me to

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Mean Critic

Brook Hogan is No Fashion Cat

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 4, 2007 | Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Lou Pearlman was impressed by Brooke's talent when she was 13.

When she was ten, she stopped waiting for fate to give her a record deal, and started looking for talent scouts.

She sang the national anthem before the last game of the 2004 Stanley Cup playoffs on June 7, 2004.

Brooke has green eyes, stands 5'10" and had a cameo in the film "Little Hercules Goes to Hollywood."

Rating: 2

Catwoman's bloody feline counterpart in the circus wears a costume that would make Superman's affinity for wearing underwear outside his tights conservative and fashionable by comparison.

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Mean Critic

Brooke Hogan is the Next Britney Spears?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brooke Hogan is the daughter of famed wrestler Hulk Hogan, who's very strict with his daughter's dating that he is said to have put a GPS tracker on her vehicle that lets him track her whereabouts and even shut the engine down if needed.

Her first single, Everything to Me, was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles Sales Chart and her music is available for purchase on iTunes.

On July 15, 2006 she made a special appearance at Saturday Night's Main Event with her father Hulk Hogan, earning the  approbation of being said to be the next Britney Spears. Unfortunately, in light of recent events, you don't know if that's actually a good thing or not.

Brooke had once said that she wanted to be like her dad, Hulk Hogan.

Rating: 2

Even standing beside AI whatshisname-hairboy still doesn't do the carpet justice. You'd think the carpet wouldn't mind having its brother worn by the famed wrestler's sexy offspring, but the package looks even less like a spectacle in WWE than a forgettable pose in some cheap adult rag, certainly something she could have done better at the Reality Awards.

The one redeeming factor, however, is how the pendant straight out of Return of the King matches the ogre-skin handbag.

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Mean Critic

Nicky Hearts Paris

Posted by  Mean Critic |
June 28, 2007 | Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Copy Cats, Best, Celebrities

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Socialite Nicky Hilton broke down in "hysterics" after visiting her older sister Paris in prison on Sunday. The Simple Life reality TV star was sent back to jail on Friday after a California judge reversed the decision to allow her to complete the sentence under house arrest.

Paris was sentenced to 45 days behind bars after a judge found her guilty of violating her probation stemming from a 2006 drink driving arrest. Designer Nicky, 23, admits she was devastated to see her fashion-loving sibling being forced to wear an orange prison jumpsuit.

She tells People.com, "It's sad. It's like right out of the movies."

The socialite's mother Kathy adds, "It's tough. It is. It's just one hour a week: 30 minutes on Sunday and 30 minutes on Tuesday. We talk through glass. And this one (Nicky) left in hysterics. Nicky tried to keep the brave face but - I never see Nicky cry." 

Nicky believes her sister has been unfairly treated by Los Angeles authorities and wishes the media would stop wrongly reporting that a drunk driving conviction was the reason for her jail term.

She adds, "What's annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving. She's not in jail for DUI. That's a big misconception. She's in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.'s (District Attorney) wife was. She got a $186 fine."

Rating: 5

I think everyone knows that when it comes to good fashion sense between Paris and Nicky, Nicky always came out the winner. She may not be followed by paparazzi so much but she tries to be proper and decent. She knows her colors and she totally knows how to come up with a good outfit. I know some of you will not like the over the top striped wedges but it's actually that detail that added more drama to her plain black and white outfit. It's actually a pretty cool outfit. I love it.

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Mean Critic

Brooke Should Stay Away from the Fashion Business

Posted by  Mean Critic |
June 21, 2007 | Under: Hogan, Brooke, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Brooke Ellen Bollea (born May 5 1988) better known by her stage name, Brooke Hogan, is a singer, and appeared on a reality television show.

Brooke Hogan was born in Tampa, Florida, and is the oldest child of Terrence Gene “Terry” Bollea (professional wrestler Hulk Hogan) and his wife Linda. Brooke appeared on the reality-television series Hogan Knows Best, which focussed on her family, and which premiered on July 10, 2005 on VH1. In addition to Brooke and her parents, the Bollea family includes her brother Nick.

Brooke is currently pursuing a pop music career with her parents acting as her managers.

Jesus, she's a singer? 

Rating: 2

Good Lord, I saw her once in E's Fashion Police where she was a guest fashion critic. I mean what the hell were they thinking? Just because she designed her dress for a particular event doesn't automatically mean she now has an authority in fashion. She was gushing about the dress she made in that event which made me cringe. The woman can't even tell what's good and bad taste. Outfits like what she's wearing is something that can be useful if Hollywood decides to make Pretty Woman 2, if you catch my drift.

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