Paris wears a floral dress that would make grammy and her bffs get so excited! Bring on the sewing machine- time to make pillow covers! As for her other dress, I’d like to cut off the sleeves, then maybe chop off the bodice then use those sparkling things on her dress for my scrapbook. Neat.

Rating: 2

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Ah, Paris Hilton meets Barbarella, it’s not a shocker, I know. What is appalling is that she actually owns a pretty green dress in her closet of ugly clothes? Maybe, this is Nicky’s?

But then again, Paris never fails to ruin a dress with either an ugly bag or the wrong shoe. In this case, it’s the ugly shoulder trash.

Rating:

1 for Paris in black

3 for Paris in green

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Remember the time when Paris had a boytoy with the same name? Now she tried dressing like a man and, scarily, she has me convinced!

But Paris sans those skin-baring trash is a bore. That yellow one is more like it! Not that I’d wear it over my dead body but it’s nice to have the old, too-girly Paris back.

Rating:

1 for Paris the boy

2 for Paris the girl

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Hang on to those railings Paris and Halle! And hang on to those dresses too, because they are so cute!

Halle’s perfected the I-look-hot-no-matter-what way of dressing by putting on this drab T-shirt dress and somehow turning it into a very likeable piece of clothing. A long necklace, flip flops and those staple sunglasses – and Halle’s now turning heads.

In a rare moment, Paris pulled out a pretty dress from her closet. But then she’s still wearing those horrendous office pumps with almost every outfit. Now that’s not hot (for her toes).

Rating:

4 for Halle Berry

3 for Paris Hilton

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Love the maxi. Don’t you? Most celebs do, filthy rich heiresses included. Paris Hilton hit an art gallery with sis Nicky in West Hollywood; while Halle Berry showed off her post-baby bod in the same blue Hale Bob’s silk maxidress in L.A.

Rating

5 Paris

4 Halle (for the boring flipflops)

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Nicky seems to have forgotten that she is supposed to be the classy Hilton. Sometimes, it’s not always best to follow your big sister’s example.

And because Paris has always been the trashy dresser of the sisters, our expectations of her have never been high to begin with. Still, she never fails to baffle us with dresses destined for the dumpster.

Rating:

1 for Nicky

2 for Paris

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Paris and Sophia go wild in jungle theme outfits. Paris’ purple dress is horrible and her purple pumps make me mad. Sophia’s belted number drowns her out or makes her look huge.

They should call Cruella De Ville for a group shot!

Rating: 1

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When everything else fails, we’ll always have Paris. Paris never fails to amaze us with the outfits that she comes up with. This one is not an exception. Wearing three ribbons at one time – now that’s a talent.

Now we move over to the dark side and take a look at Courtney. We also love Miss Love. She had one fashion hit with a white gown at an awards show years back but then she quickly relapsed back to bad fashion. This entire get-up is one wardrobe malfunction – not just her white bra under a see-through shirt.

Rating: 1

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