Mean Critic

Mean Critic’s Peekaboo Award 2008

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 31, 2008 | Under: Von Teese, Dita, Price, Phoebe, Marini, Valeria, Kardashian, Kim, Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Paltrow, Gwyneth, Celebrities

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This is the reason why the world doesn’t need Superman and his xray vision.

The nominees for the Peekaboo I Can See You Award: Gwenyth Paltrow, Valeria Marini, Kim Kardashian, Phoebe Price, Dita Von Teese and Heather Graham

And the winner for the Peekaboo Award is…Kim Kardashian!

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cherrific_chick

Boho Heather Gets a Yahoo or a Boo?

Posted by  cherrific_chick |
December 10, 2008 | Under: Cherrific Chick's Corner, Fab or Drab?, Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Celebrities

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Haven’t seen Heather Graham in a while and when she showed up at The Wrestler screening, she looked so fresh in this white peasant dress. Love the boots with lace on the sides. Too bad she brought a black bag along (hidden by her dress, but you can see the strap on her shoulder) and that the peasant dress is so last season.

Rating:  2

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Gia

Hurrah for Heather

Posted by  Gia |
November 26, 2008 | Under: GIA'S CORNER, Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Best, Celebrities

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Let’s give it up for Heather Graham in a white floor length gown with rosette details. Sorry for the excitement folks but Heather never looked this fab in a very long time!

She could do something about the hair, partying too much - huh?

Rating:  4

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Justine

Black is Scary

Posted by  Justine |
October 3, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Knightley, Keira, Worst, Celebrities

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Who’s ready for an early Halloween? Heather’s dressing up early for the scary days ahead in this garish glorified trash bag. Keira’s doing the creepy couture and looking ghoulishly skinny. I sure hope it’s a trick because these outfits are definitely no treats for the eyes.

Rating: 2

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Gia

Tigress!

Posted by  Gia |
September 29, 2008 | Under: Tequila, Tila, Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Worst, Celebrities

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The rrr in grrr is experiencing some major malfunctioning. Tequila fails to bring it in her strapless animal print dress mainly because it’s her cleavage wearing the dress, not her. And if shoes could kill, it has to be what Tila’s wearing.

Heather Graham has a better dress on but it looks like she didn’t even fit it before purchasing it.

Rating: 2

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Mean Critic

Heather Gets Desperate

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 7, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Worst, Celebrities

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Heather Graham

Worked at Toys R'Us when she was a teenager.

She once worked as an usher at The Hollywood Bowl.

Was voted "Most Talented" by her Agoura High School class. 

Has an apartment in New York and spend her first night there just 11th September. She just arrived there from Toronto Film Festival and saw the towers on fire from the plane.

Was the subject of the power pop song "Heather Graham" by the Washington, D.C.-based acappella quartet, Da Vinci's Notebook. The song appears on the group's 2002 CD, "Brontosaurus." 

Her father is an FBI Agent, her mother is a schoolteacher and author and her younger sister, Aimee, is an actress. She is not in contact with her family any longer.

Rating: 1

If this isn't desperate then I don't know what is! Opaque tights, knee high boots and see through top, I mean come one, what is she on?

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Mean Critic

Heather’s Sweet Revenge

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 26, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Worst, Celebrities

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Heather Graham

"I don't think of myself as good or naughty. I'm just normal."

"I'd rather be a good actress than a beautiful woman." 

"I was doing this movie [Scorchers] when I was really young, and the director fired me in front of the crew. Fortunately, the movie sucked, and no one ever saw it, so I got my revenge." 

"I am a champion sleeper, and since I get to work at 4 a.m. many days, I sleep as long as possible on Saturdays. I love white sheets with super high thread counts. Oh, and two comforters, because I get cold.

"I used to be really shy. I wouldn't speak my mind, or sometimes I'd just hang back and observe before contributing my thoughts. And then I realized that no one can know who you are unless you express it." 

"What's the secret to happiness? Good friends, yoga, therapy–and I can't live without a good frying pan. I cook. The specialty of the house is garlic shrimp." 

"Everyone thinks I'm a bimbo because I'm pretty and blondish. If that's what they think, that's totally fine. I'm not here for the hypey bullshit Hollywood stuff. All I want out of this are good jobs.

Rating: 2

Heather should have gone for a clutch in her all white column number. The shoulder bag looks a little too casual for the outfit.

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Mean Critic

Heather in Mourning

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 22, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Graham, Heather, Celebrities

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Heather Graham has signed on to star in the independent satire Son of Mourning. According to Variety, Joseph Cross, Barbara Hershey and Tim Curry are also set to appear in the film.

Yaniv Raz is directing his own screenplay. The film revolves around an international climate crisis. Cross plays a dissatisfied copy ad writer that returns home to mediate his parents' divorce. While visiting their resort town in Florida, he is mistaken for the Messiah.

The film is set to start production early next year in Florida.

Rating: 1

Heather must have confused the red carpet as an extension of her living room. Messy bed head hair, ugly floral dress and sandals from outer space is just the perfect recipe for disaster.  

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