Justine

Silvery Nelly

Posted by  Justine |
June 6, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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In addition to using her vocal chords, Nelly Furtado can play the guitar, keyboards, ukulele and trombone.

She credits her experimentation with different styles and genres to her multi-cultural heritage. She was born and raised in Canada and holds Portuguese citizenship.

Nelly is known for her appeal to a wide use of languages and vocal styles. She has explored a gamut of genres including pop, soft-rock, R&B, dance, folk-pop, hip-hop, trip-pop and world.

Rating: 1

Who knew that dressing up like a disco ball can also ball up your figure? Alas, what a bad dress can do to a good woman!

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Mean Critic

Nelly’s Diva Behavior?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 14, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado are the worst-behaved diners in showbiz, according to celebrity restaurateur Guy Rubino.

Rubino claims Timberlake insisted on ordering off the menu and Furtado acted like a diva during visits to his Toronto, Canada, eatery Rain.

The chef tells The New York Daily News, "Timberlake comes into Rain, doesn't even look at the menu and shouts for random food that we don't make. If he knew what he wanted, why come to an Asian restaurant in the first place?

"(Furtado) made a reservation for 10 guests. She showed up an hour late with five extra people in tow. For parties that size, we do a prix-fixe type of menu.

"Nelly objected and was really rude about it. She expected individual dishes to be prepared. Her manager even came into the kitchen and had the gall to say, 'Just [bleep] do it! I told her that she and her client could just [bleep] leave."

In contrast, Rubino claims Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were the best guests: "They're very polite. Every time they come in, they pop into the kitchen to say hello. I just love them."

Rating: 2

They say blondes have more fun but the color doesn't suit everybody. In Furtado's case it just added unwanted years to her face. And her chocolate brown number isn't that sweet at all.

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Mean Critic

You’re Fired

Posted by  Mean Critic |
March 21, 2007 | Under: Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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All Good Things Video - World Premiere at MTV

"Woah, Mama!

If she didn't look so gorgeous in it, Nelly Furtado's brand-new video, "All Good Things (Come to An End)" would probably be the ultimate buzz kill. The fourth single to stem from her platinum- selling album Loose was co-written by Coldplay's Chris Martin, who knows a thing or two about writing sad songs.

And Nelly's understated Earth mother appearance (she is a mom, after all) in the video, while still sexier than her original pigtails-and-overalls hippie chick look, pairs perfectly with the track's emotional overtones and the haunting, reflective refrain. While her recent public persona has been more erotic than ethereal, directing duo Israel Lugo and Gabriel Coss employ a sobering style to match the breakup ballad's somber tone. Watch as a more pure, pensive Nelly Furtado reveals yet another flawless facet of her femininity in her latest video."

Rating: 1

Whoever said you can pair this dress with jeans? WTF??? Somebody needs to fire a stylist, pronto!

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Mean Critic

Nelly Is Aggresive

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 21, 2007 | Under: Furtado, Nelly, Best, Celebrities

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In 2006, Nelly Furtado says when she has a crush on a male celebrity, she instructs her manager to tell the object of her affection about her intentions.

Rating: 4

I am most certain that Nelly has a large shoe collection but choosing one this plain is beyond me. Can I scratch my head now? Somehow, most of Hollywood make that mistake, great dress, sucky shoes.

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Mean Critic

Blame Russel Crowe

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 19, 2007 | Under: Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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"I've met him twice, and he was so nice. He and his whole crew. He said we gotta hook up and do some music together. It would be 'Nelly featuring Nelly.' We thought about dating, actually. He was checking out my ass. I didn't mind. He was cute." — Nelly Furtado on rapper, Nelly 

Rating: 2

Nelly completes the gladiator look with gladiator legs.

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Mean Critic

Electrifying!

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 14, 2007 | Under: 2007 Grammy Awards, Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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Nelly Furtado learned to play trombone and ukulele at age nine, keyboards at age 11 and began composing at age 13.

Rating: 2

Either she was electrocuted on her way to the Grammy Awards or she was playing with toilet paper in the powder room. 

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Mean Critic

Fun…Funny

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 23, 2006 | Under: Furtado, Nelly, Worst, Celebrities

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Nelly Furtado voted one of the "Fun and Fearless Females" by Cosmopolitan Magazine (2002)

Rating: 1

Her outfit looks more funny than fun and would you look at those man legs? I wouldn't wear something like this if I had those.

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