I never thought Fergie had that much boobs- she could put Scarlett Johanssen and Salma Hayek to shame. No wonder they have to make her wear some kind of armor to protect Josh Dumel’s precious jewels.

Rating: 2

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It’s a good thing they sing well and have a lot of fans that aren’t affected by their poor taste in clothes. Joss Stone looks like a lass from the prairie in her long bohemian skirt and plain top. Ho hum… And are those black (!) clogs she’s wearing?? The hippie look of the 60s and 70s may be back, but did Fergie have to go all out with that sheer dress (print much?) and headband? To complete the look, she should have worn platform shoes. Wait a minute… what is that hideous clutch she’s holding?!

Rating

2 Joss

1 Fergie

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A little too conservative for me, this Black Halo belted sheath that both Katherine Heigl and Fergie chose to wear. The Grey’s Anatomy actress’s skin shines against the cobalt blue color of her dress, though. The singer, on the other hand, went even more conservative in white at a BET Awards party in L.A.  Why oh why does Fergie love to wear those horrid purple shoes???

Rating

2 Fergie

3 Katherine

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Of course everyone has to have that one great LBD. The catch is finding the perfect one with high hopes no one else buys the exact same one. At least no one from the same circle. Well, too bad for Fergie and Lindsay Lohan, who both got the Dolce & Gabbana’s black dress with sheer top and side embellishments. Linsday wore hers for the D&G show in Milan in February, while the actress donned hers for Madonna’s directorial debut in New York. Who wore it better? That’s a tough one. I do not like Fergie’s lavender (?!) shoes, while I have no idea why Lindsay failed to apply fake tan on her feet and ankles.

Rating 2 (both)

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So People magazine recently released their best dressed list. Let’s agree to disagree, shall we?

Rating: 3

Fergie is number 1 - if they were talking about Billboards or record sales, I wouldn’t question it, but style? Let’s just say she wears better outfits off the red carpet. Some or most of what she wears in the red carpet are just questionable.

Does she have a different stylist on and off the red carpet? Then she should consider firing the one that dresses her up on big nights.

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Hats off to Ashlee Simpson, who flaunts her pregnancy figure quite well in a maxi dress. The olive color looks lovely against her red hair, too.

Fergie better keep her hat on. It’s the only fun part in this very blah get-up. She’s also more incognito that way.

Rating:

5 Ashlee Simpson

2 Fergie

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Fergie is thinking wedding. Though she’s mum on the date of her and Josh’s big day, I’m pretty sure it’s sometime soon. Why else would she be trying on bridesmaid dresses?

Maria is thinking marriage. Channeling Carol Brady will make Maria perfect for domestication - though it exactly won’t make her a fashion plate.

Rating:

2 for Fergie

1 for Maria

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We love graphic prints and practically everyone looks great in forgiving maxi dresses. How can anyone go wrong?

But then these two do! With that print pointing downward, that’s where Fergie is heading. And Macy Gray tried – but failed miserably. This hot pink creation from her own clothing line is anything but pretty. At least she can sing that she tried and choked and tried to walk away and stumbled.

Rating: 1

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