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Mean Critic’s Ribbon Award 2008

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 28, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Gomez, Selena, Panabakers - Danielle and Kay, Female Celebrities, Underwood, Carrie, Johansson, Scarlett, Oh, Sandra, Celebrities

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Are you stylish than a 5th Grader? Aren’t we a little too old for ribbons and bows? The package doesn’t seem right.

The nominees for the Gift Wrap: Scarlett Johansson, Kay Panabaker, Selena Gomez, Carrie Underwood, Sandra Oh, Elisha Cuthbert and Demi Moore.

And the winner is…Sandra Oh.

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Mean Critic’s Weird Denim Award 2008

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December 27, 2008 | Under: Ramirez, Dania, Packard, Kelly, Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Hewitt, Jennifer Love, Bilson, Rachel, Celebrities

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Denims are weird on the red carpet but never thought it could get this bizarre. The nominees for the weirdest outfits in denim are: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel Bilson, Dania Ramires and Kelly Packard.

And the winner for the Weird Denim Award goes to…Dania Ramires!

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Can Elisha Say Bygones?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 4, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Never mind the horrible clothes she is wearing, it’s hopeless. Let’s talk about Elisha Cuthbert and her hair. What’s her best look? Long and shaggy? Short boy cut? With bangs and a bit curl? or Straight?

I am undecided but definitely not the boy cut!

Hey, Elisha, doesn’t matter how many ex boyfriends you had with the NHL boys, Sean Avery just didn’t have the right to call you his sloppy seconds on national tv. What does he need to do for you to accept his apology? Hmmm…..

Rating: 1

1 for all her hideous hideous outfits

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Elisha: Cuckadoodledoo!

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 23, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Some people may call Elisha Cuthbert’s feathered skirt um, interesting- if she were a prized chicken, yes! A chicken is a chicken. Elisha is a cool chick not a cool chicken, so stop with the feather dresses already!

Rating:  1

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Elisha’s Fading Fast

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 21, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Elisha Cuthbert and her twinkle twinkle little stars frock fails to brighten up a room. She looks like she’s going for a maternity leave. Ouch. Sorry.

Rating:  1

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Elisha’s Man Goes for Her BFF Paris

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 19, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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The Simple Life star regularly ventures down to the water with her rod, but never eats her catch because she feels too 'bad' for the fish.

Paris said, "I love fishing. I like to catch the little critters, but I don't eat them. I just put them right back because I feel really bad for them."

The blonde star also revealed she has another unusual hobby, ice hockey.

Paris, 26, insists she is a demon on skates and loves the physical aspect of the often violent sport.

She added to Parade.com, "I'm really good at ice hockey. I've been playing since I was 15, and people don't know that I play defense in hockey. I like to check people, push people down!"

The socialite was romantically pursued by New York Rangers hockey player Sean Avery last August.

Avery, who had just recently split from Paris' friend '24' star Elisha Cuthbert, tried his best moves at a Malibu party, but was spurned by the hotel heiress.

Rating: 2

There are just some things that don't look great together. Elisha's grey baby doll dress with the manly brown boots, the scarf and even the opaque tights fit the bill. Just because. 

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Elisha Shatters Dreams

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 5, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Socialite Paris Hilton has denied rumours she is a lesbian after kissing actress ELISHA CUTHBERT in a New York club. According to Usmagazine.com, Hilton and the 24 star were "all over each other and making out" at the Tenjune club. But the hotel heiress denies reports she is homosexual. She says, "Elisha's like my sister. That's not true."

Rating: 2

I'd feel retarded if I ever catch myself wearing oversized bows. Bows are fine as long as they try not to scream for attention. Little girls can get away because it was made for them to make them look cuter. Elisha doesn't need it.

Her black pants are horrible. Why coudn't she just get decent elephant pants?

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Elisha Got Lucky

Posted by  Mean Critic |
January 15, 2008 | Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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"I almost got killed. We're walking along the street and I'm an idiot because the light turns green and a van screeches (to a halt). "I walked past the van and realized, 'Oh my God, I'm in the middle of an intersection and they've got a green light and I decided to cross.' "As soon as I pass the van, a Mercedes Benz is about to clip me in the knees, and I'm like, `I'm about to die.' So all of a sudden you freeze and think to yourself, `Can I outrun it? No. Am I going to break my legs? Probably.' "And what do I do? This is so cool of me because you realize the kind of person you are. I leaped up onto the car and I bounced and I flew all the way across the intersection. And I land right on my butt in the middle of the intersection. "'Am I dead? No I'm not dead. Do I have any bones broken? No. Purse still intact.'" ELISHA CUTHBERT was almost killed during a  visit to New York City, when she walked into oncoming traffic on a busy road without looking. The 24 star was hit by a car and thrown across the street and was convinced she was going to die.

Rating: 1

Why is she wearing that ugly dress? But the more interesting question is why is Elisha wearing jeans with it? Can you guys say yuck with me?   

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