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Mean Critic’s Under the Sea Award 2008

Posted by  Mean Critic |
December 29, 2008 | Under: Brinkley, Christie, Cotillard, Marion, Bingham, Traci, Cornett, Hanna, Female Celebrities, Lopez, Jennifer, Abdul, Paula, Knightley, Keira, Aguilera, Christina, Celebrities

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The mermaid/scales trend will probably never die so we’re giving you the some of the stinkiest fishy dresses on the red carpet.

Nominees are: Paula Abdul, Kate Walsh, Shauna Saund, Keira Knightley, Jennifer Lopez, Marion Cotillard, Leanne Grimes, Hannah Cornett, Christina Aguilera, Christie Brinkley and Tracy Bingham.

And the winner is…Tracy Bingham

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Trashed

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 4, 2008 | Under: Bingham, Traci, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Who’s taking out the trash? This is like a classic case of a vomit telling the shit it stinks! Seems like no matter how much trash you take out, the house is always full of it.

Rating: 1

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When Bad Clothes Take Over

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 30, 2008 | Under: Bingham, Traci, Brinkley, Christie, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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When people start dressing up this way, I get so scared, like the end of the world is near. I weep for the future. Traci Bingham and Christley Brinkley, please don’t allow yourself to look like buffons for free, you should get paid at least!

Rating: 1

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Outfits That Can Cause Migraines

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 3, 2008 | Under: Velasquez, Nadine, Bingham, Traci, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Nobody wants to be mean but I just can’t help it. If you saw these women dressed like that, wouldn’t you?

Traci Bingham wants to show the world that you if you love your feather dusters so much, you can actually leave home with it!

As for Nadine Velasquez, the only thing she needs is a baton - maybe she can do the twirl now.
Rating: 1

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Hayden and Traci Get Catty

Posted by  Mean Critic |
August 28, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Bingham, Traci, Panettiere, Hayden, Worst, Best, Celebrities

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Which cat would you go for - this one or that? Hayden looks absolutely tigerific. She’s getting more cat calls for this one but then again there’s the age thing. Please remember the girl is just 18 (going on 35.)

Tracy would have looked good if she didn’t come out looking like she came from a catfight. Can I get a collective meow?

Ratings:

4 for Hayden Panettiere

2 for Traci Bingham

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Where Baywatch Got Traci

Posted by  Justine |
August 27, 2008 | Under: Bingham, Traci, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Traci’s fame from Baywatch led to small-time hosting gigs on shows like Candid Camera and MTV’s Bikini Beach Party. But prior to that, she also appeared in small roles on The Cosby Show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and The Young & The Restless, among others. Her fame in the US is actually matched by her popularity in Europe.”I’m learning as much martial arts as I possibly can. My show is packed with action. Enough to get a rise.” -Traci Bingham, on her private eye show The Dream Team

Rating: 1

My top two pet peeves are: 1.) a bad hair coloring job and 2.) plastic platforms. Look at Traci and you’ll see why.

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