And more outfits we don’t want to see again.

Bai Ling, Mel B and Solange Knowles

Rihanna, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Jessica Parker

Eva Amurri, Jennifer Aniston and Colbie Caillat

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You wished she only had a tie underneath the black coat and slacks, but she had the lilac Valentino dress boys! Jennifer actually wore something other then black, yay! So while the boys drool over Jennifer’s hot legs, we girls have serious business - Jennifer’s bag!

She’s carrying a $3,150.00  Salvatorre Ferragamo Large Python Satchel with a mix of patent leather, velour trim and clasped with a lucite accent. The handles are handwoven too. Pretty!

Rating: 4

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Carmen Elektra for Playboy January 2009. Man,  everybody seems to be stripping off their clothes nowadays. The boys are be thrilled. It’s something we expect from Carmen  and Pamela Anderson but Jennifer Aniston? Carmen and Pamela have been there and done that. With all these hot hollywood starlets and their naughty pictures all over the net, I guess this is their only way to reclaim their turf. And again, Jennifer Aniston? Somehow there’s something wrong with the equation. I just can’t get over it! Waaaah

Rating: 3

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Last night was surely Jennifer Aniston’s night at the premiere of Marley and Me. She positively glowed in her lace ballerina skirt and satin bodice. Jen wore black satin peep toe pumps with rosette detail, silver leaf earrings, a gold bracelet, and a red clutch.

Rating: 3

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Cover Wars.

Pamela Anderson for the December issue of Ocean Drive. Both ladies are naked, blonde with smashing bods. Which one would you buy? The former America’s sweetheart Aniston or America’s or maybe even every man’s fantasy Anderson? Magazine sales decide!

Rating: 3

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Jen, Jen, Jen after opening your mouth after four years telling Vogue Angelina Jolie was uncool (I thought you said you’ve moved on?) and then blasting Vogue for it, here you go getting all naked in GQ. What’s next woman, Playboy? This is one bad move after another. I smell desperation in the air. Making noise for your movie? Oh no, hope it’s not another flop Jen. This thing should do wonders at the box office, right? Good luck!

Rating: 3

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So Jennifer Aniston finally takes a swipe at Angelina Jolie calling her uncool after four years and six kids later. The classy to thing to do was to shut up since she had the sympathy of the public, why talk now and ruin it? Promoting a movie?

She should have just went on her merry way, if she indeed got over it already. No sense talking about it now specially when you are promoting something. Saving the best for last?

I know we already featured Angelina’s cover for Harper’s Bazaar but I just couldn’t help putting the two covers together. Jennifer looks ah, um, different at (almost, it’s only a few months!) 40 and let’s leave it at that. So, who’s prettier?

Rating:

3 for Jennifer Aniston (she got the body but her face is showing a lot of sun damage)

5 for Angelina Jolie

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Taking a day off from their closetful of couture are Christy Turlington and Jennifer Aniston. I mean, it must be tiring wearing designer dresses all the time! Right, Christy and Jen? So they decided to dress dowdy and doing a great job at it too!

You know I’m being sarcastic, right?

Rating: 2

 
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