Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Meet Ashanti

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"Unless you like dressing like it's 1995, pull 'em up… and leave the muscle shirts to the bodybuilders" Sexy R&B star Ashanti hates seeing men in sagging jeans and inappropriate T-shirts.

"Do I have one in the closet? I might!" Ashanti on whether she has a naughty nurse outfit she dons to spice up her sex life. The R&B star played a futuristic nurse in Resident Evil: Extinction.

"I did the lemon-pepper-maple syrup diet for seven days. When I got really hungry, I ate fruit. I lost eight pounds and kept it off." R&B star Ashanti lost eight pounds this summer on the Master Cleanser diet.

Rating: 2

What do you get with you have a dress that is made up of half-brassiere and half-tin foil? I don't know but it's something you shouldn't be seen wearing in public that's for sure!

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Fergie’s A Winner

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Fergie 

Who would I like to kiss? Probably Madonna because I'm jealous Christina and Britney already got there.

It's funny because it's backwards. A lot of times I don't overtly try to dress sexy. In fact, I've actually made an effort not to. Because I don't want it to be all about that, you know? I've been wearing baggier clothes at my shows, just because it's important to me that people know I am an artist, and not just some men's trophy model.

It's weird because I ended up on the cover of a magazine called FHM, and I had not approved that.

It's a definite character. It's all tongue-in-cheek. It's just a fun song portraying that situation. It's going to be really fun to perform.

To me, when people don't expect much of you talent-wise, and then they come to one of our shows, it probably makes the show better for the person because they got something they didn't expect.

I'm very lucky. You know, I started in show business at about seven years old. That's why I feel so appreciative of everything now because I've been working hard at this all my life.

Rating: 4

While almost everybody at the 2007 AMA's showed up in dramatic sequined metallic numbers, Fergie went for a haltered LBD by Dsquared. It's simple but it's lovely.

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Amanda Got Milked

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U.S. actress Amanda Bynes is the latest celebrity to join the "Body by Milk" campaign, created to encourage teens to be active and drink more milk.

Bynes, who starred in the films "Hairspray" and "What a Girl Wants," will appear in the ad in December's magazines.

The ad copy reads: "Metamorphosis. What's changed since the 'Amanda Show?' Me. Thanks to milk. Some studies suggest teens who choose milk over sugary drinks tend to be leaner, plus the protein helps build muscle. Grow beautiful, inside and out."

Other celebrities to appear in the campaign are Hayden Panettiere, Beyonce Knowles and the cast of "High School Musical 2."

Rating: 2

If Amanda got lost in the crowd, nobody would know. She could just blend in. That's how plain this black dress is. Next.

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Ashley: A Good Role Model From Disney?

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"I'm not someone who likes to be in the whole Hollywood tabloids. I'm not someone who wants to go clubbing. I don't drink, I don't smoke, so a lot of it has to do with that, too. My mom doesn't drink or smoke, so just growing up, I feel like I can have fun without doing that and ice my personal choice." -  Ashley Tisdale

Yeah, keep it clean sweetheart! 

Rating: 3

Love the heavy details on the bustier but from the waist down it looks kind of lost after that. We know that she had to go plain for the clutch and the sandals but it just doesn't have personality and its looking a bit blahnd.

But she can light up a room, literally!

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Jennie: Dorito Girl

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Jennie Garth's slimming down secret is not what you might think. "I eat a lot now," the Dancing with the Stars contestant tells Us Weekly. "I love a late-night Dorito."

The 35-year-old mom of three (Luca, 10, Lola, 4, and Fiona, 1) has found the alternative to dieting: "Rehearsing for six hours."

Garth tells Us, "When I decided to do [Dancing with the Stars], I did pilates three days a week and cardio twice. I hated it, but it helped. Once I started dancing, things changed faster than when I was just working out."

Garth says she's dropped 10 pounds since starting on the show, "but it's more about the inches and toning. My jeans were a 29 when I started, and I'm wearing a 27 now," she explains. "It's great to be able to go to the back of my closet and get the clothes I wore [prebaby]."

Actor husband Peter Facinelli, 33, is enjoying the benefits of Garth's dancing as well. "He said, 'It's like I got a new car!'" she tells Us. "He can't keep his hands off me. To the point that it's like, enough!"

Rating: 2

Boring and safe should never be in the same wrong much less on the same dress! And she should have left her dancing shoes at home. Oh Jennie Garth!

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Miley Shows Some Skin

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All parents want their kids to be more successful than they are. They hope that their kids will be happier than they were, more fulfilled, more wealthy, more fit. That they'll be taller. That they'll smell better.

It's natural for us to want our kids to climb the mountains we only glimpsed in the distance.

But perhaps Billy Ray Cyrus didn't expect his daughter to become quite so successful.

Quite so soon.

Billy Ray is famous for his smash 1992 crossover hit about an exploding organ ("If you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart/he might blow up and kill this man/Ooo"). He also competed on "Dancing With the Stars" without falling down.

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

(His hair choices, however, are another matter.)

Now daughter Miley Cyrus, of course, has her own television show, a four-album record deal, a clothing line, a movie in the works, and has caused hysteria of near-Beatles proportions with her concert tour, all by age 14.

They even found a supporting role for Dad on "Hannah Montana."

Rating: 2

I certainly do not want my daughter to be wearing a bustier mini dress at 14. Isn't puberty still knocking at her door? But hey, she's a pop star and she can wear those Louboutins if she wants to right? She works hard for the money! Just a little concerned with the choice of dress, you know we don't want them to grow up like train wrecks.

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Vanessa Turns Gold

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Vanessa Hudgens

Disney's 18-year-old starlet Vanessa Hudgens has signed on for the third installment of the immensely popular "High School Musical" franchise and is excited about getting the whole cast back together again.

Although nothing official has been put on paper, Hudgen and fellow HSM star Ashley Tisdale were presenters at Sunday's American Music Awards and both claim that HSM3 is currently in the works.

"I am so very excited," Hudgens told People magazine backstage at the AMA's. "To do a third one for the big screen, I can't begin to think how much fun we'll have."

Hudgens later went on to say "we're all definitely on board," but contracts are still in negotiations for some of the film's bigger stars like Hudgens' boyfriend Zac Efron, 20.

Director Kenny Ortega, who helmed other Disney musicals like "Newsies" and "Hocus Pocus," revealed to People magazine in October that work on the new script is underway and that there might be a few changes that viewers aren't expecting.

"We're all verbally committed, and we're all very hopeful of doing this," Ortega said. "We want to do this, and we're going to have some new characters arriving at Eat High. That'll be fun, mix it up a little bit.

Rating: 3

I knew I saw this dress on Petra the moment I laid my eyes on it. In Hollywood, you can't help it if you get to wear what others were wearing months ago, as if they keep tabs. So here's the thing, I'm sure most men will say Petra looks better because she's got the "goods" but I like  the gold number on Vanessa because it's shorter and the cut is a whole lot better. She also has a cuter clutch and sandals to go with it. Therefore, Vanessa wins.

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And Carrie Wins…Again

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"American Idol" won't return to the air for another couple months, but it was all about "Idol" Sunday night at the American Music Awards, where former finalist Chris Daughtry proved you don't have to win the show to win some awards.

Of course, someone who did win "Idol" — country superstar and Season Four champ Carrie Underwood — also took home some trophy case furniture.

Underwood scooped up Favorite Female Artist and Favorite Album in the country category for Some Hearts and a special T-Mobile text-in award. "Thank you, fans, for going out and buying this album. You guys are amazing," she said. "This is one heck of a night."

Rating: 1

Underwood looking like a garden in her all white flowery number. Plus she has vines crawling up her legs. Fertilizer overload? Or someone just has a green thumb? Can she even breathe, it's like it's choking her.

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