Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Big Things Come In Small Packages

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"My brain, I believe, is the most beautiful part of my body".- Shakira

* Has an IQ of 140!

Rating: 3

She was always on the worst dressed list so let's get her something for the effort, shall we?

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Liar Liar Pants On Fire

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What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson's and Diaz’s new noses.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

Aha! Jennifer and her rep have always denied any overhaul of any form. So who's lying now? Such a loser. And she also claims she got those breasts because of weight gain? My ass. 

Rating: 4

The dress is pretty, specially if you have inflated breast taking center stage. My, every woman's wish is to have perky ones, Jen practically had them over night! 

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Satin Sheets Are Very Romantic…In Bed

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"I have more body confidence than I do self-confidence" - Carmen Electra, on her famous figure

Rating: 2

A toga party is a particular kind of costume party in which everyone wears a toga, or a semblance thereof, normally made from a bed sheet, and sandals. And Carmen made sure she used satin sheets for it.

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The Janitor

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"The person who I have my child with is going to be the right person. I don't want to raise a child by myself. I could do it. But I definitely don't want to. I want to be a mother who has the original father there. And I want to be with that person until I'm 80 years old, sitting out on the porch with our glasses of lemonade, laughing about our lives."

Rating: 2

This dress was made to sweep the floor. If that was Christina's objective of the night, then she has done half the job.

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Do You Know Where You Are Going To?

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When Ali was 19, she followed her boyfriend to Los Angeles, only to be dumped a few months later.

But look where you are now, honey. He must be ripping his heart out now.

Rating: 3

This dress is not for the red carpet. If the trophies could talk, they would insult you to hell and back. Wear this to a party, that's a yes.

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Pillow Fight

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"There are still men who come up to me today and say, 'You were really hot in that film!' I was 14, for God's sake!" - on her role in My Father the Hero (1994).

Rating: 2

I would rather see this fabric on a throw pillow than on a dress. 

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The Baker

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Hayden Leslie Panettiere was born on 21st August 1989 in Palisades, New York. She still lives in New York with her parents, Lesley and Skip, and younger brother Jansen. Her mom got her started in the business by doing commercials when she was just 11 months old. Then, at only 4 1/2, she was cast on the soap opera One Life To Live (1968), where she remained until 1997. Since then, she has gone on to appear in many feature films and TV movies. But she is probably best known in the United States for her role as Lizzie Spaulding, whom she has portrayed since 1996, on the daytime drama The Guiding Light (1952).

Her last name is pronounced "Pan-Uh-Tee-Air"; the Italian translation is "Baker."

Rating: 1

Hayden, grandma Betty has been looking for her drapes.

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Spanglish

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"I know what you're saying, I really do. I just cannot respond to you back in Spanish. I can barely speak English properly. I didn't grow up in a Cuban or Latin community. I grew up in Southern California on the beach, basically. And I'm third generation. I'm of Cuban descent, but I'm American." - Cameron Diaz, when asked if she can speak Spanish

Mama Mia! I thought she had her nose done? 

Rating: 1 

This is how Cameron is mourning after losing Justin Timberlake. (Do we hear Scarlett Johansson?)

 

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Change Of Heart

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“I just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's something you can deeply experience at 18 or any time before that.” - Eva Longoria

Rating: 2

I am not a fan of Eva because she can be quite irritating but I have to admit she looks very pretty here. Too bad I can't say the same thing for her dress. 

 

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Va Va Voom

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"The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry." -Halle Berry

I think she had this before she met her current gorgeous beau, Gabriel. Naturally.

Rating: 4

Halle Berry in gold reminds us all how precious she really is.  

 

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