Mean Critic: Frosty the Snowman would melt at the sight of you.

Justine: Where’s the rest of your dress? Those are just undergarments, you know.

Schen: Are we back to the Moulin Rouge era? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

Cherrific_chic: Did your fairy godmother’s spell already break that you got caught without a gown?

Gia: The dressmaker called, she needs her muslin back.

Rating: 1

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Mean Critic: Like how many doves had to be slaughtered for this dress?

Justine: It’s not hot and neither are you, Christine. There’s no need to fan yourself.

Schen:  It’s Bjork’s left over scraps from her swan dress.

Cherrific_chic: Now this is the perfect cross between a flamenco dancer and a go-go girl.

Gia: Even Snow White would steer clear from this dress!

Rating: 1

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Mean Critic: The latest bottle cleaner brush. Comes in power blue and baby pink.

Justine: Must be mighty difficult walking in draperies? And it’s not even funny.

Schen: Isn’t it a little late to be celebrating your quinceanera?

Cherrific_chic: Brrr…  the Yuletide Season is fast approaching.  Proof: Hannah wore a gown that has a Christmas tree skirt!

Gia: All together now: One way or another I am going to getcha, I will getcha,
I will getcha getcha getcha getcha (the very catchy swifter commercial)

Rating: 1

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The Best and Bust of the 2008 Emmy awards

Shake, shake, wish, wash. Jenna Fischer and Christina Hendrick will come out of genie bottle. I grant you guys to stay inside.

Rating: 2

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The three blind mice is missing a member, maybe Glenn wants to give it a shot?  Jean may look sharper than Glenn’s blinding outfit but still not good enough to lead the way.

Rating:

1 for Glenn Close

2 for Jean Smart

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The Best and Bust of the 2008 Emmy Awards

The yellows that didn’t shine at the red carpet.

Yellow, to some people mean go faster! But Teri Hatcher, Saffron Burrows and Anastasia Griffith should have stopped, looked and listened to your friggin’ stylists! Overkill of ruffles for Teri, Saffron’s way too boring and Anastacia should have worn a rag because it just doesn’t make a difference.

Rating: 2

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The Best and Bust of the 2008 Emmy Awards 

What’s wrong with the picture? Holly Hunter must have been trapped in a time travel - it’s 2008 missy, not 1980.  Tamara Mellon wears a cobalt blue one-shoulder dress with strappy canary yellow shoes (!?) and zebra print clutch. Make up your mind lady, what was it that you were going for?

Rating: 1

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The Best and Bust of the 2008 Emmy Awards

I can see the Terminator coming out of Elizabeth Mitchell’s metallic number. It won’t be back, promise.

Sandra went vintage in her black organza tulle gown with lace bodice and black sash at the waist. She went a little overboard, okay I am lying - it’s all over all the place, like I need to rip it off because it just look too cluttered, too messy and too painful.

Rating: 1

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