Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Sophia Likes to Cover Up

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"I try to keep it covered. No nudity, but we had to do the whole bare back thing, so you're all covered up in the front (and) you've got bike shorts on, whatever.

"But, still, it's like my bare back, and I've never done that before… It was a moment but it served the movie well for the romance moment." -  Prudish Sophia Bush struggled with a shower scene in the movie THE HITCHER because she had to bare her back.

Rating: 2

Boring. And Sophia's idea of giving this bummer a little personality was to wear what, red dull slingbacks? Still lifeless. Yawn. It's such a drab I am so uninterested to make any more comments.

With Sophia's body type in mind, these would have been great on her. The black bow-detail strapless dress, sequin mini-dress or these pleated tweed dress.

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It’s Not Funny Fergie

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Sarah Ferguson was born in Hacienda Heights, California to Terri Gore and Patrick Ferguson. She has one sister, Dana, who is an actress. Her parents were Catholic and worked as schoolteachers, and Ferguson had a strict Catholic upbringing. During her youth, she was involved with members of the Mexican gangs in Hacienda Heights, California. Ferguson attended Glen A. Wilson High School. She was also a Girl Scout.

Rating: 2

A lot of people get spooked with clowns even if they are supposed to be comic performers. But Fergie's polka dot outfits reminds me of a clown outfit.  Fergie should know that even clowns don't look good in their polka dot numbers - that's why they have so much make up on to conceal their identities! Fergie should just quit clowning around.

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Megan Needs a Dress Rehearsal

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Zac Efron of High School Musical fame and this summer's theatrical Hairspray was the name most often mentioned when teens were asked "who is the hottest male movie star of the summer," followed by Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom (both from Pirates of the Caribbean), Shia LaBeouf (Transformers), and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter), in a new survey.

Hottest Male Movie Star Of The Summer:

Zac Efron, Hairspray
Johnny Depp, Pirates
Orlando Bloom, Pirates
Shia LaBeouf, Transformers
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potte

Hottest Female Movie Star of the Summer:

Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four
Jessica Biel, Chuck and Larry
Keira Knightley, Pirates
Megan Fox, Transformers
Emma Watson, Harry Potter

Rating: 2

It may not be the Oscars or the Golden Globes and it's just an awards show for kids but Megan should have shown a little respect for it. Yeah, they give away surf boards to the winners but that doesn't mean that one can already go in a casual outfit like you are going just to the mall or something like that.

Learn to respect the event, don't just go because you think you are a hottie and they will appreciate you being there. It's nice for our favorite celebrities to dress up for us mere mortals who are just watching from the sides. And blue peep-toes, you got to be kidding me.

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Driving Miss Hilary

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Singer/actress HILARY DUFF is such a bad driver, her friends and family avoid getting into the car when she is behind the wheel. The Lizzie McGuire star may be able to sing, act and dance but admits driving is not one of her greatest talents.

She says, "My garage sometimes jumps out at me."The other day I heard a scratch as I was pulling my car out. I thought I just ran over some bubble wrap so I kept going. When I got out I saw my mirror was hanging off. Everyone is scared to get in the car with me."

Rating: 2

Hilary's black dress has pretty details and simple gold pumps or black evening sandals could have finished the look but no, she wanted to go with a bang and now she looks pretty ridiculous. Who wears sandals like that? Aliens?

She just doesn't know when to stop. Two clashing outfits will look like a fireworks on display and it's not even Fourth of July.  

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Is Jessica’s Love Life on Track?

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2007 Teen's Choice Awards 

Is Jessica Alba is back with boyfriend Cash Warren. The actress and the movie producer were pictured taking a romantic stroll along Pacific Palisades beach in California on Wednesday (23.08.07).

A source said: "They were hugging and looked very happy together." The 26-year-old screen beauty - recently voted FHM Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive - met Cash on the set of 'Fantastic Four' in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director's assistant.

Cash was named the 'Luckiest B*****d' of 2007 by Spike TV just before their brief split last month.

The 'Sin City' actress - who reportedly called time on their two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation in July - apparently dumped Cash after getting tired waiting for him to propose.

Rating: 3

The woman should stop losing weight already. Her body is getting too small - she's literally got  a big head over her shoulders! And she should lay off the blonde dye, it's making her look really ancient.

It's a cute strapless yellow number but a gold neck lace should go with these babies, the gold twisted t-strap sandals.

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Kelly on a Dissing Tour

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2007 Teen's Choice Awards 

Kelly Clarkson, the first American Idol, said last night that the talent show’s Canadian version is superior to the one she starred on.
On CTV’s eTalk, Clarkson told co-host Ben Mulroney, "Your Idol is so much better! They don't let you near instruments on American Idol." She added: “Yours is so cool.”

Damning words indeed!

In recent months Clarkson has sparred with her record company, which is run by Clive Davis, the industry legend who is a perennial guest judge on American Idol and regularly picks songs for the finalists to sing. American Idol’s finalists, as part of their contract with the show, are steered to Davis’s record label (if he wants them, that is; he took a pass on last year’s third-place finisher, Elliott Yamin).

Eventually Clarkson patched things up with Davis. In her climbdown statement last month she even said, “I'm well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time.”

But last night’s diss at American Idol seems like the equivalent of “Didn’t really mean it when I said I liked you.”

Rating: 3

Ashley Tisdale must be proud, somebody huge is actually wearing her left overs! This ivory empire dress was worn by Tisdale a few weeks ago and now Kelly. Don't they have people who keep track of these things? 

While Ashley looked much better than Kelly for obvious reasons, Kelly should have put on the theatrics because a plain outfit with plain pumps equals bleech. Spice it up with these bone floral jacquard tassel pumps or these jeweled leather pumps and this pretty beaded clutch. Ah, what beautiful accessories can do to one's simple outfit.

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