Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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She’s My Hero

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"I was modeling at the time and got a call from this photographer who was working on this spoof cover about the biggest movie star you’ve never heard of. All of a sudden I started to get all these calls from Hollywood managers and agents." - Ali Larter

Rating: 2

The ruffles and the gladiator sandals stole the show from Ali Larter's pretty face. It's just so wrong.

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Journey Of A Rose

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Rose McGowan's profile was raised when she started dating heavy-metal rocker Marilyn Manson (aka Brian Warner) in late 1997. The couple met at the premiere of “Gummo”. Manson had just recently moved to Hollywood stated that, “the only person I want to meet is Rose McGowan”. Rose had a boyfriend at the time, but it was an unhappy relationship, so she ended it. Rose and Manson started dating and before long, she moved in with him. On February 12th 1999, in a surprisingly romantic gesture from the hard rocker, Manson asked Rose to marry him while sharing a bath surrounded by candles. Their engagement was announced by Rose when she was a guest on Howard Stern’s radio show on February 16th 1999. A date for the wedding was never set, but they did buy a house together.

On January 2001, after nearly a 2 year engagement, Rose announced her relationship with Manson was finished. She dated Men’s Health magazine editor David Zinczenko, whom she met at a Bruce Springsteen concert in Las Vegas, Nevada.

 
Rating: 2

White plus Rosie McGowan = cold as ice. And there wasn't even any bling on site.

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They Belong Together

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Tom Cruise studied with renowned acting coach Phil Gushee at Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theatre, New York.

Noisy underground British artist 'Firexit' has two songs with references to Katie, one called "K H" (Katie's initials) and a song called "The reason I can't have her" featuring samples of Katie singing 'On my own' from a "Dawson's Creek" (1998) episode.

Ratings:

4 for Tom Cruise. And that's for losing the baby handles.

2 for Katie Holmes. Katie is decorated like a buffet table. And she's actually fine with it.

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Liv Isn’t So Original After All

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Liv Tyler's mother named her after Liv Ullman because she was on the cover of TV Guide the week Liv was born.

Rating: 2

This nude colored gown is not worth a second look.

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Meant To Be

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"It was pretty devastating, especially when you're 13 and you're over dramatizing everything. Looking back at it now, I really feel like it was a gift because I don't know if I have the talent to become a prima ballerina. It's such a hard job to have. I don't have any regrets about it. I really feel like the first day I went to drama school and I went up on stage, that I found my vocation. It's kind of a clichéd thing to say but I really feel like it was what I was meant to do." - Diane Kruger

Rating: 2

This is how an eggplant would look like if it can go out and party.

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Conservative

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Gwen Stefani admits that she only had two boyfriends in her life. One is "No Doubt" band member Tony Kanal and the other one is her husband Gavin Rossdale. 

Rating: 2

Look it's Gloria from Happy Feet. The only difference is that Gloria can sing. Ouch!

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Not So Secret

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Before Grey's Anatomy, Ellen Pompeo auditioned for a television pilot called Secret Service. That show was not picked up by any television network.

Rating: 1

The latest product in the market- The Addam's Family Christmas Tree.

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Show People

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"I've always seen myself as one of those 'show people.' My earliest memories are wanting and needing to entertain people, like a gypsy traveler who goes from place to place, city to city, performing for audiences and reaching people." - Brittany Murphy

Rating: 2

This style is so Jennifer Aniston, black and boring. I expected something wackier from Brittany.

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So Animated

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Hayden Panettiere has been involved with many animated movies, beginning with A Bug's Life (1998) as Dot, later to follow was Dinosaur (2000), the video game Kingdom Hearts (2002) (VG), and The Mark of Kri (2002) (VG) and Racing Stripes (2005), a partly animated film, but Hayden will star in the human role.

Rating: 2

If you have seen the hilarious 1987 movie Amazon Women on the Moon, you would agree with me that Hayden dressed the part of an Amazona.

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You Can Drool Now

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"I try to find things that are insanely cheap and brilliant. My Bonne Bell lip gloss is about 75 cents, and I have worn it as my lipstick to almost every main event in Hollywood in the past two years." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

I salute women who are beautiful but does not require high maintenance. 

Rating: 5

I am sure women and specially men will agree with me that this is one beautiful chest, er, I mean dress. 

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On Fire

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Tyra Banks  claims that her career was difficult in part because of a rivalry with another black top model, Naomi Campbell. Banks has said that Campbell, who was more famous, would get her thrown off of fashion shows.

Rating: 1

Tyra Banks wants to be a traffic light. Danger ahead. P.S. I didn't know she had elfin ears or maybe it's part of the get-up?

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