Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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A Night With Oscar

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"I'm so proud of my heritage, but yes, I think there's always a danger when people put you on a pedestal. Especially when you're just trying to live your life and pursue your dreams. The intention is not to represent Asian Americans, but to be an Asian American who is working as an actress. People often confuse the two. When you are "representing", you have the burden of some people projecting their hopes onto you. This can eventually lead to a certain amount of disappointment. I strive to not deny myself experiences that open up to me. I hope to live without looking back in regret. If people want to join me on the ride, then I'm happy to have them along. - Lucy Liu

Rating: 2

Looks like Lucy knew that the Oscars, which ran for about 4 hours, would make her sleepy so she came in her night gown!

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Real BFF’s

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Naomi Watts moved in with best friend Nicole Kidman after Kidman spilt up from husband Tom Cruise.

Rating: 2

This is Marilyn Monroe if she took lessons in karate.

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A Dull Moment

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Emily Blunt was named Best Female Scene-Stealer (for her performance in THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006)) in Entertainment Weekly's summer-end special.

Rating: 2

On her blue glittery dress: her last name, Blunt, says it all.

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What Happens When You Attend Too Many Parties

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"You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks you dry. If you do it a little, sure, it's fun, but too much and you start to lose your footing." - Maggie Gylenhaal

Rating: 2

They were short on fabric and they thought no one would notice if they attached an area rug at the hemline. Unfortunately, we did.

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It’s Rachel Vice Not Wise

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"People find out I'm an actress and I see that 'whore' look flicker across their eyes." - Rachel Weisz

I didn't think she had personality until this quote. ;) Nice one, Rachel 

Rating: 4

Beautiful dress but she should have left the neck piece at home. Go bare naked on the neck if you have too much bling on your dress.

 
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Very Popular Figure In Asia

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In 2004, Forbes magazine's China edition ranked her the second most popular celebrity after NBA player 'Yao Ming' .

Rating: 1

What the hell what she thinking? I don't know maybe she always wanted to be on top of a wedding cake. 

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Ugly Gift Wrap

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"I'll be honest with you, it really, really, really annoys me, the image that's put out there for women. These tiny, tiny bodies, with absolutely no fat at all on them. It's unhealthy, plain and simple, and there are only a handful of women in the world who are naturally like that. It makes me sick."

Go tell them Anne! We love our women voluptuous like you.

Rating: 2

Every man's fantasy- to receive God's gift to all hot-blooded males. Though, I didn't know God had bad taste in gift wrapping.

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Reunited

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Penelope Cruz and fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem are reuniting for Woody Allen to shoot their first screen pairing since 1992.

Rating: 3

Penelope's bottom looks like she was plucked out from a pile of ostrich feather. But the color and the bodice- totally awesome. Her make up is not one of her best. 

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She’s The Original Princess Leia

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Jody Foster was the first choice to play the role of Princess Leia in the original "Star Wars" trilogy but could not get out of her contract with Disney. George Lucas then decided to make Princess Leia older.

Rating: 2

That's an awful lot of space, I mean wasted fabric. (For people who are not familiar with this line, please watch Jodie Foster's Contact. Trust me, it's a great film.)

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Too Short

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Jada Pinkett Smith ironically auditioned for the role of future husband Will Smith's girlfriend, Lisa (played by Nia Long), on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (1990) but was told she was too short.

Rating: 2

The 80's are not coming back, Jada

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Another Mermaid In Our Midst

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Isla Fisher's first job was as a lottery ad extra. She was so excited that she hyperventilated for four hours and nearly fainted.

Rating: 2

Newsflash: A Fisher dons a mermaid gown. Shock of my life! It looks like a recycled gown with a new belt.

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Ambition: To Be Miss America

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"On her religious faith and the categorizing of gay society: "Well, you know, I grew up going to church, but I was raised by my uncle who passed away with AIDS a couple of years ago. He was my mother's best friend. And my mother's cousin. He brought me to school every day. He helped me buy my prom dress. He made my clothes with my mother. He was like my nanny. He was my favorite person in the world. And you know, I never really mixed Christianity with how I felt about him. I am about faith and spirituality more so than religion. Doing right by others and not judging." - Beyonce Knowles

Rating: 2

Beyonce must have wanted to become a beauty queen some point in her life. It shows in her beauty pageant dress complete with sash. 

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