Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Baile!

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"The most difficult thing in the world is to start a career known only for your looks, and then to try to become a serious actress. No one will take you seriously once you are known as the pretty woman." - Penelope Cruz

Oh, please tell us more about it, we want to know how hard it is for "beautiful women" to get into Hollywood! Talk about conceit!

Rating: 2

Flamenco and red carpet shouldn't be used in one sentence.

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Three Little Pigs

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“I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.” -Felicity Huffman

Rating: 2

You can huff and puff but this one will not blow you away.   

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Polished

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Renee Zellweger said before making any red carpet appearances, she enjoyed a unique triple oxygen facial at a London spa to help polish her look.

Whatever, it still doesn't make her drop dead gorgeous. 

Rating: 2

The dress is as dead as its color. 

 

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It’s A Woman’s World

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"I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men — that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for." -Isla Fisher

I hope for your sake, that you are joking, because it's downright funny. 

Rating: 2

The only nice thing about this dress, is the color. It doesn't have the wowoweewa factor.

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I See Heidi

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She was denied entry into a Pittsburgh bar and came up with this line: "I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!"

Really?

Rating: 1

On the count of three, "Yodelehehoo!" 

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She’s No Scarlett

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For a Vogue photo shoot, Vanessa Minillo dressed as Alex Owens (Jennifer Beals) from the '80s movie FLASHDANCE for a tribute to the Oscars. The other ET reporters dressed for the occasion as well. The photos can be seen in the February 2006 issue of Vogue.

Rating: 2

I think she wanted to give Scarlett Johansson a run for her money but failed miserably. And can someone please explain to me why was she invited to the Globes? 

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Lucky

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“I was fortunate enough to be one of those stories where I was scouted on the street by somebody and actually refused to go to the agency and was approached on different occasions and finally kind of caved and said, 'OK, I'll try it and see what happens.' A month and a half after my first audition I won the role on Lost.” - Evangeline Lilly

Rating: 1

This geometric pattern frock is nothing but a waste of fabric and man hours.

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Disgrace

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"The biggest place I look for validation is from my mother. That's the little girl in me that will never grow up." - Naomi Watts, on why not having an Oscar yet doesn't faze her

Everybody wants an Oscar, if you didn't, then you are in the wrong business.

Rating: 1

Who made this piece of shit? It is a disgrace to the entire human race!

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What Happened?

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"Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart." -Reese Witherspoon

She's right. She played Elle Woods so realistically, I thought she wasn't acting anymore.

Rating: 3

Reese after the divorce looked like she forgot to eat. I know women like to fight back by looking good but apparently it affected her judgment as evidenced by the dress she chose. I expected a lot from Reese but she came out as a Nicole Richie wannabe. 

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Where’s Dorothy

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As a child Jessica Biel initially pursued a career as a vocalist, performing in musical theater. Beginning at age nine, she starred in such productions as "Annie", "The Sound of Music" and "Beauty and the Beast". A natural beauty, Jessica soon turned to modeling and commercial work by competing in The International Modeling and Talent Association's Annual Conference in 1994.

Rating: 2

Jessica Biel as the Tin Man's daughter.

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Words of Wisdom

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Salma Hayek Quotes:

"I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!"

"My heart has been stolen too - but I've gone and got it back every single time!"

Rating: 2

It looks like she just put on a drape and the only thing that mattered, is that it has to show that she has big cleavage. Sucks, big time.

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So Pretentious!

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Jennifer Lopez on Madonna: Do I think she's a great performer? Yes. Do I think she's a great actress? No.

Gosh, look who's talking. Jennifer, you can't even sing and you will never be half as successful as Madonna. So, just shut up.
 

Rating: 2

She's been wearing the same kind of dress over and over again in different colors. Please retire the table cloth routine, it's getting tired.

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