Lindsay Lohan has something to say to LAPD chief William Bratton after he said in an interview that the actress has “gone gay.”

Lohan tells him, “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Bratton, who had earlier refused to attend a city task force meeting to discuss ways to combat the pet peeve of many celebrities – the paparazzi, made the remark that Lohan had become less appealing to the paps since she has quit heavy partying and seemingly become a lesbian.

He told news channel KNBC, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

The Labor Pains actress has long been rumored to be in a romantic relationship with lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson. The two, who didn’t admit anything other than being close pals, have been frequently photographed in varying degrees of PDA.

On the one hand, Lohan, who didn’t spot on admit she was gay, should have told Bratton to make better use of his mouth, like eat donuts as many men in uniform do. But alternatively, the fact that she’s leading paps through a labyrinth of traffic and confusion, putting ordinary citizens’ lives with her DUIs, she IS police business.

While it’s also inappropriate for Bratton to make snide remarks about her gender, it was also inappropriate of her to resort to knicker-flashing and wearing other people’s mink coats. Which again makes her Bratton’s business.

But most of all, LL can’t blame Bratton if he thought she had “gone gay,” because her actions seem to show that she had indeed went from girl to gay.

Oops! How inappropriate of me.

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