Everyone’s favorite crackie is said to be leaving the beautiful city of London for several months.

Reports claim that the singer’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, who’s also a certified junkie, has gone berserk in his London slammer and will have to be moved over the weekend to a bucolic retreat, which authorities automatically assume will be perceived by the junkie as his nirvana. Not to be a damper, but won’t that actually drive him more nuts than ever? Just asking.

Now, Winehouse allegedly wants to follow him and rent a cell adjacent to hubby’s place down in the rustic haven that Fielder-Civil is headed for, so that (reports claim) she can be in close proximity to him and share junkie moments with him be able to visit him regularly.

Plus of course, so she can do all the sniffing she wants, including even the literal grasses down the pastoral path that leads to hubby’s cell.

But obviously these exploits will be a mite hard to accomplish as a battalion of paps will be probably be camping with her, too, night and day. She wouldn’t wanna be caught with telltale signs of snorting-related activities.

Anyway, here’s what an insider has to say, “Prison staff are genuinely worried for Blake, and Amy’s management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

There are claims that Blaaaaaake pulled down Amy’s photos from his pokey walls. Dungeon wardens were fearful that he might do something extremely harmful to himself while under their watch. They dreaded the thought of Blake going on a rampage and subsequently scattering his coke-infested fragments all over the place after he bawled and yelled, “Why me?” Uhm, because you’re a criminal?

The only harmful thing that could ever happen is when he gets close to Winehouse and they engage in weeks-long and nonstop sniffing and snorting party. Now that would be tragic.

But as for screaming why him, he’s probably unhappy that Amy who’s so cracked up just like him is roaming the streets free as a bird sniffing and downing whatever she wants while he has to contend with being in a boredom-inducing jail.

The only other apparent reason why he’s quite up in arms is that Amy’s getting more crack than him? Darn the four walls.

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