Rehab hitmaker Amy Winehouse was immortalized in a wax effigy at Madame Toussaud’s. Don’t even ask why.
Both the singer’s parents posed by the statue that looks tidy and trim you’d wish the real Winehouse wasn’t so hygienically-challenged and didn’t spend the better part of her life looking perpetually gross. Or, that Madame T should have made the sculpture filthier so it would be more genuine.
In my humble opinion, Amy’s mum and dad should strive to become better parents by throwing her in a bathtub (and tying her down there if they must) and soaking her with the most powerful antiseptic for a few months or until she looks clean enough (if that’s even possible) so she wouldn’t be mistaken as having just come out of the dumpster.
Just kidding. Seriously. Sky is blue, grass is green, Winehouse should be unclean. It’s common knowledge that she fears bathtime as it takes her precious time off her nasal stuff.
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