People Magazine may be feeling smug about cinching the exclusive photo rights to the Brangelina twins. So OK! Magazine tries to outshine them by publishing Jennifer Aniston’s dream wedding of the year.

OK! claims that Jen is already in the planning phase of her dream wedding to rocker John Mayer.

A source claims, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”

However, the dream wedding may just remain that. A dream.

While Aniston may have been planning to get hitched for the second time, the thing is she isn’t doing it now. Her rep tells Usmagazine that “she is not getting married.”

Meanwhile, Star insists in its latest issue that Jen is having a bun in the oven, courtesy of Mayer, “as Brad and Angie’s twins wow the world.”

Another claim that Aniston’s spokesperson shot down by saying, “Both headlines are complete fabrications.”

Nevertheless, Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, are serious. The actress has been spotted turning up at a number of the musician’s concerts over the summer.

Which hopefully aren’t just fabrications.

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After presidential wannabe John McCain featured Paris Hilton in his political ad, the latter realized she has what it takes to run the country, too, so she’s running for President.

AFP reports that Hilton has “thrown her hat into the US presidential race” and declared her yearning to campaign against “that wrinkly white-haired guy.” She also promised that once she wins, she’ll paint the White House pink.

In a spoof ad, of course.

The ad shows the blond socialite stretching out on a lounger beside a pool, garbed only in a really skimpy leopard print bathing suit.

Then she declares cheerfully, “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot!

“But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

She then suggests combining McCain and Democratic contender Barack Obama’s policy platforms to deal with US energy issues.

“We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. … Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!”

She ends the ad by saying who she’s considering for vice president. “I’m thinking Rihanna,” she said, referring to the RNB singer-songwriter.

Hilton then adds, “I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!”

AFP reports that the brains behind Hilton’s ad were Funnyordie.com contributors Adam McKay and Chris Henchy.

McCain’s camp is said to be impressed with Hilton’s energy policy.

McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds said, “Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”

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Everyone’s favorite crackie is said to be leaving the beautiful city of London for several months.

Reports claim that the singer’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, who’s also a certified junkie, has gone berserk in his London slammer and will have to be moved over the weekend to a bucolic retreat, which authorities automatically assume will be perceived by the junkie as his nirvana. Not to be a damper, but won’t that actually drive him more nuts than ever? Just asking.

Now, Winehouse allegedly wants to follow him and rent a cell adjacent to hubby’s place down in the rustic haven that Fielder-Civil is headed for, so that (reports claim) she can be in close proximity to him and share junkie moments with him be able to visit him regularly.

Plus of course, so she can do all the sniffing she wants, including even the literal grasses down the pastoral path that leads to hubby’s cell.

But obviously these exploits will be a mite hard to accomplish as a battalion of paps will be probably be camping with her, too, night and day. She wouldn’t wanna be caught with telltale signs of snorting-related activities.

Anyway, here’s what an insider has to say, “Prison staff are genuinely worried for Blake, and Amy’s management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

There are claims that Blaaaaaake pulled down Amy’s photos from his pokey walls. Dungeon wardens were fearful that he might do something extremely harmful to himself while under their watch. They dreaded the thought of Blake going on a rampage and subsequently scattering his coke-infested fragments all over the place after he bawled and yelled, “Why me?” Uhm, because you’re a criminal?

The only harmful thing that could ever happen is when he gets close to Winehouse and they engage in weeks-long and nonstop sniffing and snorting party. Now that would be tragic.

But as for screaming why him, he’s probably unhappy that Amy who’s so cracked up just like him is roaming the streets free as a bird sniffing and downing whatever she wants while he has to contend with being in a boredom-inducing jail.

The only other apparent reason why he’s quite up in arms is that Amy’s getting more crack than him? Darn the four walls.

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Heigl hecklers can say all they want but Katherine is staying put in Grey’s Anatomy, and that’s according to big boss Shonda Rhimes.

There’s hot prattle that Horrible Heigl, as some would prefer to call her, was to develop a brain tumor and waste away on the show, after she slammed writers for not giving her material good enough to earn an award.

But producer/creator Rhimes said, no dice. Brain tumor is too easy for her. No actually, big boss said there’s no truth to the tumor talks.

Shonda said viewers should instead expect some “interesting sparks” to fly between Izzie and Alex in the next season.

With regard to Grey’s other romantic linkups, she said, “It’s really exciting to see what’s going to come next and how [Meredith’s] going to deal with living with a boy, and all the things a man like Derek, who has been married and is a grown-up, might expect.”

And as to Eric and Callie, Rhimes stated, “They are definitely on a journey, and it’s going to be a really interesting one…also both actresses are so game; they’re so willing to do something.”

Which means Heigl is tied to the show. Which she probably finds insufferable after all she went through just to get out of the contract so she could focus on her movie career, which H thinks is her destiny.

Looks like Rhimes is having the last laugh.

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Sienna Miller is done for. If you believe the rumors making the rounds over at Chatter Channel.

The actress is purportedly distressed after learning that lover Balthazar Getty, with whom she had been photographed with in a shirtless attitude and enjoying no-no sessions with the still-married man, has been sending emails to scorned wifey Rosetta asking for her pardon.

What’s worthy of note is that the missus is said to be open to the idea of giving BG a second chance. Scrap those ideas of Rosey circulating photos of her own topless romps with Balthy. That’s not gonna happen. Anymore.

After Getty’s act of romping around with THE Miller in various venues nekkid and half-nekkid, Rosetta would seem such a saint and should therefore bag the Wife of the Year award.

Or, it could be that she knows that Getty’s Sienna-gamboling is merely a result of being off his meds. And now evidently he’s regained his sanity. Or something.

Another one of those famous anonymous insiders told UK’s The Mirror, “Rest assured she won’t make any rash decisions with regards their marriage. Balthazar is incredibly confused at the moment - torn in fact. As time goes by he realises how deep his love for Rosetta and their children is. Rosetta thinks the bond she has with him and their kids is stronger than anything Sienna can offer. Despite reports to the contrary, the door is still wide open for a reconciliation.”

Which means it’s Bye, Bye, Bye for Sienna. A major goat for her, I should say.

Just what in H is Miller doing to herself anyway? Even the new Robin Hood movie, where she was picked to play Maid Marian, had supposedly plunked her, attributing the termination to wrong leaf color.

It’s rather curious how simple that was.

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Lindsay Lohan has something to say to LAPD chief William Bratton after he said in an interview that the actress has “gone gay.”

Lohan tells him, “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Bratton, who had earlier refused to attend a city task force meeting to discuss ways to combat the pet peeve of many celebrities – the paparazzi, made the remark that Lohan had become less appealing to the paps since she has quit heavy partying and seemingly become a lesbian.

He told news channel KNBC, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

The Labor Pains actress has long been rumored to be in a romantic relationship with lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson. The two, who didn’t admit anything other than being close pals, have been frequently photographed in varying degrees of PDA.

On the one hand, Lohan, who didn’t spot on admit she was gay, should have told Bratton to make better use of his mouth, like eat donuts as many men in uniform do. But alternatively, the fact that she’s leading paps through a labyrinth of traffic and confusion, putting ordinary citizens’ lives with her DUIs, she IS police business.

While it’s also inappropriate for Bratton to make snide remarks about her gender, it was also inappropriate of her to resort to knicker-flashing and wearing other people’s mink coats. Which again makes her Bratton’s business.

But most of all, LL can’t blame Bratton if he thought she had “gone gay,” because her actions seem to show that she had indeed went from girl to gay.

Oops! How inappropriate of me.

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After spending 173 minutes in a jail cell for DUI-related issues, Khloe Kardashian has now officially developed a flair for spouting advice on drinking and driving.

Which she’s gladly directing at recently-arrested Shia LeBeouf, who was involved in a vehicle mishap in the early hours of Sunday morning in West Hollywood after a night of boozing.

The reality actress was jailed last week for violating probation stemming from her drunk driving arrest in 2007.

According to Us Magazine, Kardashian, 24, tells the Transformers star, “Just be smarter. Think about your actions and get a driver! It’s so much cheaper in the long run!” Cheaper than what?

Coming from a Kardashian, famous for ‘behinds,’ it’s wise advice that should also be given to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

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Is it just me or is TV-landia suffering from a glut of reality shows?

Brit model/actress Elizabeth Hurley is set to appear on television in wellies in a new reality show that will feature her “normal” everyday life in a rambling country estate in England she owns with husband Arun Nayar.

The program, which will capture her life in the farm, is to show people that she is really a down to earth person. Wait, was anybody wondering about it?

Hurley says, “People always imagine me with perfect hair. But that’s not who I am. The first time he saw me in the country, my husband found me in wellies, covered in mud.”

Liz is one wonderful actress but does she really need to prove how “down to earth” she is by cramming our TV set with another reality show thinking we’d all be interested in it?

Anyways, go Liz. We can’t wait to see you feed the chickens, milk the cows, plant cabbages, and get spattered with mud.

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