Mean Critic

Karina and Vivica: The Green Team

Posted by  Mean Critic |
August 31, 2008 | Under: Fox, Vivica, Smirnoff, Karina, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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Every single time I see green and red, it reminds me of Christmas and every time I see green and purple, The Joke comes to mind.  I am just not feeling love for Karina’s festive getup or Vivica’s funny outfit.

You can’t dance your way out of this one Karina. And Vivica, you are just showing us that there is only one fox in Hollywood and that’s Megan.

Rating: 2

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Mean Critic

Meet the Duchox

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Fox, Megan, Duchovny, David, Male Celebrities, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

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They should get together! I know, I know, David is way too old for Megan but isn’t this the girl who said she would rather have sex than go out. David as we all know is now being treated for sex addiction.

Rating: 3

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Mean Critic

Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Basinger, Kim, Sharapova, Maria, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

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If you are familiar with Batman, you would know that Kim Basinger wore this white mess in the 1989 Batman with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. I swear that could have passed for a joker outfit!

Fast forward to 2008 and Maria Sharapova wears something similar. What, she has a robotic arm she has to hide? Pray tell!

Rating: 1

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Gia

Do the Tizz

Posted by  Gia |
August 30, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Bag It!, Tisdale, Ashley, Worst, Best, Celebrities

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bgv8949_mn.jpg Ashley Tisdale’s hit and miss and we are not talking about her singles. She wears a beautiful brown ensemble on the right and is a hot mess on the left. But I love that bag - a Prada Cervo Antik bag and to me it’s the most beautiful in the Cervo line. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s last season or it came our two years ago - a beautiful bag is a beautiful bag - no matter what season it is!

I am a huge bag fan but I am also very lazy to carry one, so I like a bag that has versatility - detachable shoulder strap. When I want full use of my arms, I carry it like a messenger bag. If not, I do it the Ashley Tizz way.

Ratings:

5 for hot Ashley (right)

1 for Ashley

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Mean Critic

Shannen and John: Bad + Bad = Good?

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Celebrities That Should Hook Up, Mayer, John, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Doherty, Shannen, Celebrities

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Wouldn’t it be great if Shannen Doherty and John Mayer get together? Hollywood’s bad girl and bad boy together, that would be awesome! But if they did get together, would it last?

Can you just imagine what they would fight about and how they would deal with it? That would a great recipe for reality TV show! Bad for them, good for us? Go Johnnen.

Rating: 3

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Gia

Eva’s Hits

Posted by  Gia |
August 29, 2008 | Under: Female Celebrities, Longoria, Eva, Best, Celebrities

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Eva Longoria at the Alma Awards Part 4.

She wore ten dresses but these are probably the only two gowns that stood out. Tsk, tsk. 2 out of 10 says a lot about your style Eva!

Love the white Grecian number and the red gown reminds me of a more elegant version Charlize Theron’s forest green John Galliano gown with a gigantic bow.

Ratings:

4 for Eva’s Grecian gown

5 for Eva’s red hot gown

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Mean Critic

Posh and Her Student

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Female Celebrities, Beckham, Victoria, Longoria, Eva, Worst, Celebrities

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Woman, this is what happens when you have way too much bags, you try to color coordinate the smallest things. Now, Victoria finally caught the Paris Hilton syndrome. Welcome to America, girl!

Eva Longoria channels her inner Victoria Beckham and comes off as trying so darn hard. Eva’s dress only looks bad only because she’s the one wearing it.

Rating: 2

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Mean Critic

Eva at the Alma

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Female Celebrities, Whatever, Longoria, Eva, Worst, Celebrities

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Eva Longoria Parker at the Alma Awards Part 2. Is it me or is this beige dress much better without the silly sleeves? She’s so ready to fly. The all white number is a whole lot better than the beige dress - but still nothing to be crazy about.

Ratings:

2 for Eva’s beige dress

3 for Eva’s white number

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