Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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"Sarah is lovely. I saw her at a bar recently and she was wedged in the back of a booth, but still made the effort to climb out and thank me for the song." ENCHANTED hunk JAMES MARSDEN was blown away by SARAH JESSICA PARKER's friendliness at a recent meeting, after the actor was asked to provide the vocals for the SEX AND THE CITY star's perfume advertisement. 

Rating: 2

 

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Paris’ White Wedding Dreams

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Maybe the third time’s indeed a charm.

Not a stranger to engagements and wedding proposals, Paris Hilton is not one to shy away from the topic of marriage. After dating tattooed rocker Benji Madden for barely 90 days, Paris tells People Magazine, “He wants to [get hitched]. We talk about it.”

And what will out favorite heiress be wearing? “Probably Dolce and Gabbana,” she reveals.

Rating: 2

Welcome to a sneak peak inside Paris’ boudoir, where there must be dozens of similarly trashy dresses all lined-up. Not that we expected more from Miss Hilton, but anything other than a colorful lingerie-esque frock would have been nice.

 

And once again, her shoes don’t match.

 

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Pocketful of Natasha

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Natasha Bedingfield chats up on everything from songwriting habits to her guilty pleasures with OK! Magazine.

On songwriting: “I've written a lot of positive-minded songs, but I've also written a lot of silly songs. I don't think people know I'm silly.”

On her favorite track off her latest CD, Pocketful of Sunshine: "Pocketful of Sunshine." Its about going to a familiar place when you're in that situation that you want to escape from finding a peaceful place within.

On what’s on her iPod: “I have so much stuff! Recently I've been listening to Jimi Hendrix, Kenna, a band called the Bird and the Bee.”

On her guilty pleasure: “Chocolate — dark chocolate. I just love it.”

Rating: 2

If you got to wear one hunk of color, you have to make sure that the dress has one amazing silhouette. This one just doesn’t. It pulls and tugs and bumps in all the wrong places.

And Natasha has to do something about that hair! You can’t just shower and go, you know.

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Molly: Preppy to Model

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Model and actress Molly Sims was born in Kentucky.

She dropped out of Vanderbilt University after two years to pursue modeling.

After leaving college, she became the face of Old Navy, Cover Girl and Sports Illustrated. She landed a major hosting gig for MTV’s House of Style, became a Miss USA judge in 2005 and currently stars in the casino-themed series, Las Vegas.

Rating: 1

Straight to the red carpet from Survivor: Polynesia with still-unwashed hair is Molly Sims! A mossy green T-shirt over a hanky skirt and some wooden beads? Downright dowdy. Where has the supermodel gone?

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The Unmarried Charlize

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Although she sports a ring on the right finger and calls beau Irish actor Stuart Townsend her husband, Charlize Theron makes it clear that marriage is not in her near future.

"I always knew that I didn't want to get married," the 32-year-old actress says. But having kids is another story. "I've always known that I'd be a mom from the time I was a little girl," she adds.

Rating: 3

All black is supposed to look chic, not stuffy. Underneath that pianist/matador’s jacket is what seems to be a beautiful Stella McCartney frock. And those are some really pretty flats, too.

My advice to Charlize: take it off! That jacket, I mean.

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Mischa’s Parisian Affair

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Mischa Barton has fallen in love – with the City of Lights.

The 22-year-old has recently set up house in Paris and has been living it up in the world’s most romantic city. When asked the reason behind her city of choice, Barton told People Magazine at the Chopard and Alberta Ferretti Opening Gala, “No reason. I've just always wanted to move there. I'm enjoying some time off."

But is the ex-O.C. star having too much fun in the city? "It's pretty manic," Barton admitted.

Rating: 1

Fashion victim alert! There is absolutely nothing to like about this weird get-up. Mischa’s definitely no Marissa Cooper in real life.

And we’re going to pass on those praying mantis bug eyes, thank you very much.

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Eva: The Smell of Success

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Eva Mendes

(on her 2007 New Years resolution) For the 10th year in a row I will make a resolution to not bite my nails. And for the 10th year in a row I'm sure I will break that by 5 January. I think that's the longest I went without biting my nails. I'm meeting with a hypnotherapist in an effort to stop. I'm really happy about this because that's one of my things that I do that I no longer want to do,

I really wanted to be in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I was 10 minutes away from auditioning when my agent left me a message saying that the part had been offered to Angelina Jolie. I got really crazy, ignored it, and auditioned anyway. I really thought I had a chance!

I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening! We're Cuban, and it's a hot island. Why not go nude?

When I put weight on, it doesn’t go to my ass or thighs. It goes straight to my boobs.

Rating: 2

It wasn't what Eva was wearing to the Costume Gala that made me curious because we all know her turquoise gown made her a plain jane. It was another accessory - Secret Obsession - and how she smelled. We will know when it comes out in the fall!

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Sarah Michelle: Too Stuffed

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"For a porn star, I didn't get much action. I filmed a love scene on Thanksgiving, and I had eaten all this turkey and mashed potatoes and was like, 'I seriously have to film a sex scene right now?' I was so tired from all the tryptophan (an amino acid in turkey that makes you sleepy) that I just wanted to sleep."  Sarah Michelle Gellar was too tired to perform a sex scene in her 2006 movie SOUTHLAND TALES - because she had just feasted on turkey.

The "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" actress plays a porn star in the movie, but was disappointed when she couldn't partake in an intimate scene with full gusto, because all she wanted to do was sleep.

The 30-year-old had binged on a huge Thanksgiving meal of turkey - which contains chemicals that make you lethargic - just before she was due to film the scene.

Rating: 3

Don't we look a little lazy in this black strapless number? This isn't the way to go specially when you are invited to a Superhero Fantasy themed Gala.

You can't be a superhero wearing something dull. They too have to be chic.

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Janet: The Queen of Drag?

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Janet Jackson is so impressed by the legion of drag queens who attempt to mimic her act she'd like to be one. The Control hitmaker admits she checks out drag stars who have their own Janet Jackson act whenever she hears of one - and some are amazing. She chuckles, "One of them was at the Baton (Show Lounge) in Chicago. This was a few years ago. And she did a wonderful job. "(There was) another… in Atlanta at the Jungle. She did a wonderful job as well.
"They really study you… (and) they pour it on more, which I absolutely love. They give more than I do and I love that. The first time I went to the Baton in Chicago and saw this show, I was with some of my dancers.
"Afterward, I said to my dancers, 'We've gotta pull (it) up because these bitches are hitting it. They're giving so much femininity and we look like boys onstage.'
Jackson tells Eonline.com that sometimes the drag queens' Janet routines make it into her live shows.
She adds, "We were trying our hardest to ooze with that feminine touch."
And she'd love to 'drag it up' for a magazine photoshoot: "It would be really fun to do a whole editorial spread in a magazine with me as a drag queen, completely from head to toe. I would love to do that." 

Rating: 4

This is a themed party and this is the time to go nasty! But there's just so much to like in Janet's white halter neck silk jersey gown by Versace. If you must flaunt the toned body… 

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Emmy: Socks Collector

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Emmy Rossum

Secret Ambition: Writing, directing, producing
On Acting: "When I was real young, I wanted to be 1,000 different things. In acting, I get to do that every six weeks."
If She Wasn't Acting, She'd Be: A mathematician or astronaut
Goal: To be happy and to make others happy.
Most Treasured Possession: "Huggy, a stuffed bear I've had since day one."
Collects: Socks
Is Allergic To: Gluten
Favorite Film to Make: Passionada
Most Difficult Film to Make: Happy Now?
Goofiest Moment On Set: "I did a scene in Passionada where I walked into my house. We didn't rehearse it and on the first three takes I couldn't get the door open."

Rating: 3

A lot of people have been raving Emmy's black and white mermaidish Phi lace gown. The silhouette, the floral print and yes, she looks amazing. But too bad, even that wasn't enough for Emmy to sit in Anna Wintour's table at the Costume Gala. Not too tunning?

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The New Face of Naomi

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Actress Naomi Watts has been unveiled as the new face of designer THIERRY MUGLER's Angel fragrance.

The blonde beauty will grace billboards and TV screens later this year (08) as the spokesmodel of the perfume.
Watts was filmed for the TV commercial by director Bill Condon, and was snapped by acclaimed photographer Al Mahdavi for the print adverts.

Rating: 2

Naomi does a Marilyn Monroe/Veronica Lake in her all white pleated number at the Costume Gala. Adding a star detail doesn't really make it to the theme of fantasy and superhero 

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Julia Fulfills Her Dream