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Jennifer: Gained a Few?

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A Christmas Eve night out with best pal Courteney Cox has wrecked a news exclusive claiming Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. The National Enquirer reported that Aniston, 38, is expecting, but her publicist has denied the rumor. 

In a simple statement, he says, "She is not pregnant."

And the story seems to have fallen flat around Christmas - Us Weekly magazine reports Aniston was spotted drinking martinis at Mastro's in Beverly Hills with Cox and her husband David Arquette on December 24, a week after the actress had her hair colored by stylist Michael Canali.

Both drinking and hair dying are strict no-nos for expectant moms

Rating: 3

Something about Jennifer's outfit doesn't look right. It's just too much to be wearing black all over. Try skinny jeans instead of tights and maybe another color for the scarf? HOw's that for breaking the monotony?

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Meet Dania

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Dania Ramirez

Dania appeared in the music video for the Santana song Into the Night featuring Chad Kroeger.

In 1997, Dania was an extra in an HBO movie named Subway Stories.

When Dania was 15 years of age, she worked in a soda commercial.

Dania has always loved acting. As a child, she would reenact Spanish soap operas for her family.

As of 2007, Dania is engaged to the music video director Jessy Terrero.

Dania made her film debut in the year 1998 in the movie Streets Is Watching. She made her debut on the small screen in the year 2003 on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Rating: 2

First of all, how long did it take her to get in this dress? I know she's not fat or anything but doesn't she remind you a bloated gold fish? But those fish look cute when they wiggle.

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Rihanna Won’t Do an MJ

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Rihanna fears her globe trotting is slowly turning her into the new Michael Jackson - she's getting paler and paler. 

The "Umbrella" singer admits she has noticed her dark skin tones losing their luster, and she feels she needs a long break at home in Barbados to replenish her rich color.

She says, "In the beginning, I was dark. Now I've been through cold weather, and I'm slowly getting paler and paler.

Rating: 2

Is Rihanna going tap dancing or what? I mean come one even my niece has those shoes and she is five years old!

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Kim Comes Out

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'Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s' star Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush were photographed doing some last minute holiday shopping.

Earlier this week Kim was seen leaving the airport in a Reggie Bush jersey. It looks like the couple, who have been quietly dating for most of this year, have finally gone public with their relationship. The Playboy Pinup certainly has something to celebrate this New Year, her hit TV show has already started shooting its second season.

Rating: 3

Having a big booty and a whistle bait figure is a good thing specially when you are wearing tight fitting outfits. But the patent leather knee high boots remind us of Pretty Woman. And I think that's not really the best thing to be associated with specially when your name is synonymous to porn. If you know what I mean.

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Britney Can’t Drive?

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Troubled star Britney Spears has been blasted for her erratic driving once again — this time by the paparazzi.

The singer was caught driving her white Mercedes-Benz at speeds of up to 100 miles-per-hour in Los Angeles on Thursday night, prompting her large army of photographers to beg her to slow down over fears for her and other people's safety.

But the singer ignored the photographers calls, and continued to raise fears about her ability behind the wheel as she proceeded to make a number of illegal u-turns, as documented in footage caught by Hollywood.TV.

Her crazy driving has already caused her problems in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, and earlier this year, a judge banned the singer from getting behind the wheel with her two kids in the car after a string of traffic incidents, including a hit-and-run charge.

Rating: 2

Britney's ugly brown boots and hair extensions strike again. Makes you think she's normal but nah. It's probably one of her most decent outfits in a long time that's safe for general patronage.

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Jessica Goes Country

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Believe it: Jessica Simpson has decamped to Nashville to begin work on her debut country album, due sometime in 2008 via Columbia Nashville.

Simpson declined to name songwriting collaborators, but says she most definitely will be involved in the creative process. ‘‘Writing is a release for me,’’ she says. ‘‘It’s a way for me to tell my story. That’s not to say I wouldn’t record a song that I didn’t write. It’s just that it has been a while since I have opened the book.’’

But why country, and why now?

‘‘I am a country girl,’’ she says. ‘‘I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right.

‘‘I think there is a strength in female country artists,’’ Simpson adds, citing Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Faith Hill and Reba McEntire as some of her inspirations.

Asked what has surprised her most since starting the follow-up to 2006’s ‘‘A Public Affair,’’ Simpson says, ‘‘Nashville is a very warm city. The people are friendly and kind. There is a sense of community, which thrives on music. There is no animosity … only respect for one another’s talent.’’

It’s unclear if Simpson will hit the road in support of the country project, but she says, ‘‘Since the record is in the beginning stages, there hasn’t been much talk about a tour just yet.’’

Rating: 1

Jessica's red and black wrap belongs to a picnic table and she should not have passed it off as some trendy wrap. 

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Paris: After Britney’s Ex?

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Britney Spears former husband Kevin Federline and her old party pal Paris Hilton were in Las Vegas together on Saturday night. The duo hit up LAX at the Luxor, where Hilton is set to host the New Year's Eve celebration, and by the look of things, Paris and K-Fed had a great time.

At this time last year, Britney and Paris were party pals, hitting up all of the Las Vegas nightspots while Britney was sighted flashing the paparazzi on her way to a very tough year in the media.  Paris would later wind up in the LA County jail.

Britney would eventually lose custody of her kids to K-Fed and certainly he has seemed like the more stable of the two parents.  The couple has two kids together, Sean Preston and Jayden James and thanks to a Los Angeles court, they are now living with Kevin most of the time while Britney gets some visitation.

It may even get more interesting as the long New Year's weekend moves along as Paris and Nicky Hilton, DJ AM, Criss Angel (another one time rumored Britney love) and the ex Kevin Federline are all scheduled for the LAX New Year's Eve bash.  

Rating: 1

Paris' puffed sleeves and baby doll dress makes her look like she's going through second childhood or maybe she never left it in the first place.   

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The Hilton Sisters, Broke?

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Paris and Nicky Hilton's grandfather Barron Hilton has apparently said he will give about 1.2 billion dollars to charity.

According to the Associated Press, the hotel heir said in an announcement he will donate the money to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation, a charity founded by his father six decades ago.

Any such move would mean Paris Hilton losing a considerable part of her expected inheritance.

The funds will reportedly come from this year's sale of the Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of Harrah's Entertainment.

It seems the money will go into a trust but eventually will find its way to the foundation.

The charity apparently said Paris' grandfather also intends to leave the bulk of his net worth to the foundation when he dies.

At present, he is worth an estimated 2.3 billion dollars.

Jerry Oppenheimer, author of a 2006 book about the Hiltons, has said the hotel magnate is embarrassed by the behaviour of his socialite granddaughter.

The 80-year-old Hilton has never publicly commented on Oppenheimer's remarks.

Ratings:

1 for Paris Hilton. Who wants retarded tan lines? Who wears shoes in the sand? Light blue flats don't go anywhere with her outfit. I thought Nicky advises her what not to wear? Or is she just too stubborn?

4 for Nicky Hilton. This girl knows beach and her sister should just listen up. Her dress is so cute and she didn't even mind going bare and feeling the sand. 

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Mariah: Heart of Steel

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Mariah Carey

“If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count.”

“I know I can be diva-ish sometimes, but I have to be in control. The nature of my life, the nature of what I do, is divadom, it really is.”

“I do not think I reinvent myself. Wearing my hair differently or changing my style of dress is playing dress-up. I don't take it too seriously.”

“Bring me olives and morsels and I'll be happy.”

“I always felt like the rug could be pulled out from under me at anytime. And coming from a racially mixed background, I always felt like I didn't really fit in anywhere.”

“My heart has never been broken, I've never broken anyone else's.”

“I'm not one of those people that goes into details of my personal life on national TV to get attention. Some things are better left unsaid.”

Rating: 3

Mariah's wardrobe consists mostly two types of outfits: Tight fitting dresses and whatever she is wearing in this photo. Give us a little variety and we don't certainly mean boob exposure. 

And when will she ever get tired of the butterfly accessories? 

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Paz: The Peace Meadow

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Paz Vega

Paz Vega took her surname, Vega, from her grandmother.

Paz Vega is often confused for Penelope Cruz.

When translated to English, Paz Vega's name means "peace meadow."

Paz Vega majored in journalism, but after two years dropped it to pursue an acting career.

Paz Vega moved to Madrid, after two years of acting school, and worked in bars.

She auditioned for every gig she could heard about when she was unemployed. 

Rating: 2

 

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Will Blake Make it?

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After a month-long voting process and over 5 million votes cast worldwide, the lovely, talented Blake Lively