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Kelly Gets Pampered

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November 30, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Ripa, Kelly, Worst, Celebrities

TV host Kelly Ripa made a dramatic recovery from a bout of stomach flu to return to Live With Regis & Kelly on Wednesday - just 24 hours after she fled the show.

Ripa was forced to cut short a live broadcast from the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas on Monday when she fell ill. Co-host Regis Philbin later told viewers, "Kelly is a little bit under the weather right now."

Ripa returned on Wednesday, and credited her parents with nursing her to a speedy recovery. After Philbin joked, "She's pregnant again," Ripa told viewers, "I am sorry about that. It caught me by surprise. My parents took care of me all night. Cold compresses and nice hot tea."

Rating: 2

I sound like a broken when in comes to my disgust for mermaid gowns. I have called it everything - fishy, scaly, uncomfortable to walk, ugly, weird etc, etc.  Kelly's gowns has a really nice detail on it but they had to put the fins in and I don't know why. Going fishing, I hope?

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Rosario: Biology Geek

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| Under: Dawson, Rosario, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

"I was very interested in biology, chemistry and maths. but coming from a working class family, I never felt that I could just stop working. My family couldn't afford to pay for me to go to college." - Hollywood beauty Rosario Dawson gave up on a successful career as a marine biologist to become an actress.

The Sin City star excelled in biology while at school - but was forced to give up the subject when her family couldn't afford to send her to college.

Rating: 2

Borrring. Next. What's so sexy with her dress? Nothing! And not only that it looks like she needs a hair brush too. Just rolled out of bed?

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Melissa is a Natural

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| Under: Hart, Melissa Joan, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

Melissa Joan Hart

Her first child, Mason Walter Wilkerson, was born on January 11, 2006.

Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#95)

Archie Comics publisher Michael Silberkleit who owns the SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH character, demanded that Melissa Joan Hart be fired from the TV series unless she apologizes for appearing nearly nude in Maxim and Bikini magazines and giving equally provocative interviews to the men's publications.

Auditioned for a role in Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Has sung on two rock/pop albums, This Is What 'NA NA' Means (1994) and Sabrina, The Teenage Witch: The Album (1998), and narrated a classical album for children, Peter and the Wolf (1994).

Appeared in underwear along with Yasmine Bleeth, Alyssa Milano, Peta Wilson, Garcelle Beauvais, Carmen Electra, Jamie Luner, and Jeri Ryan on the cover of and inside the October 1997 issue of Details magazine.

Has a lazy eyelid that causes her right eye not to open as wide as her left.

Was born without the teeth to either side of her two front teeth, a condition that was fixed in 1993.

Collects Shirley Temple and Audrey Hepburn memorabilia.

Rating: 1

We all know Mellissa's knocked up and all but there are a lot of very cute maternity dresses out there. Check Nicole Richie and Halle Berry. She doesn't strike me as someone who can't afford to buy a baby doll dress or maybe it's the freaking hormones at work? Celebrity + preggers = so Hollywood nowadays and cute maternity outfits are a must.

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Bedtime Stories with Keri

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Russell, Keri, Worst, Celebrities

Keri Russell is following up her amazing turn in the even more amazing movie Waitress (yes Rafe, you are the only one) by doing an Adam Sandler starring redo of Jumanji. At least that’s sort of what it sounds like.

Variety says Russell has been hired to star as the female lead in Sandler’s Disney backed fantasy comedy Bedtime Stories. The movie casts Sandler as a man who tells bedtime stories to his niece and nephew, only to have his lavish tales turn real. Actually, maybe it’s more of a cross between Jumanji and A Night at the Museum. Expect monkeys. Keri Russell will be stuck as the film’s obligatory love interest.

Adam Shankman, who was most recently responsible for remaking Hairspray. But don’t hold that against him. Instead, hold Cheaper by the Dozen 2 or The Pacifier against him.

Rating: 2

What is Keri wearing? It looks big for her and very unflattering. Britney's nannies can do better. Well, if she ever had one anyways.

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Mary-Kate: Up and About

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Olsen Twins, The, Celebrities

Mary-Kate Olsen was apparently feeling well enough to take a bite out of the Big Apple this week.

A week after being hospitalized with a kidney infection, the 21-year-old actress was spotted this week, bundled up in her signature layers to ward off the winter chill, shopping in New York for home décor items and dining at a Manhattan gastropub with sister Ashley.

While her rep hasn't yet commented on Olsen's seemingly healthier condition, the publicist said last week that the Weeds star would only need a day or so of doctor-supervised bed rest before she would be ready to go home.

But the paparazzi were there to make sure that Olsen's fans know that she's on the mend, first Monday at the Spotted Pig in the West Village, and again on Tuesday as she picked up holiday decorations.

And perhaps while she was out and about, Mary-Kate found a buyer for her and Ashley's Greenwich Village condo, which the identical duo have never lived in since purchasing the luxurious pad for $7.3 million in 2004.

According to the New York Observer, the Olsens have relisted the 12-room condo, which boasts 6,000 square feet of living space and Hudson River views, for a little less than $12 million. It had been on the market since 2005 for a few million less. 

Their realtor told the paper that, while the former Full House stars haven't been enjoying the two 100-square-foot closets, the master dressing room or the 53-foot-long entertainment space, the penthouse hasn't exactly been empty, either.

The girls have been renting the residence for $35,000 a month to various parties since they first signed the papers, another reason why they were Forbes top under-21 earners in 2006.

Rating: 2

I guess she just can't leave her house without anything of shock value in her dress. Or she might just look like one of the girls. This rich girl ain't taking it like that! The weirder it gets, the better it is for her - I guess!? 

It's good she's walking those deadly platform shoes indoor. Definitely not recommended in windy cities. 

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Mel: Like Mother, Like Daughter?

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| Under: Girls, The Spice, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

SPICE GIRL MELANIE BROWN is convinced her daughter PHOENIX CHI will follow in her footsteps, because the eight-year-old has inherited her mother's dancing moves. The singer was thrilled to watch Phoenix dance along while she shot U.S. TV show Dancing With The Stars, and she is sure the youngster is destined for the stage herself. Brown, who finished runner-up on the show on Tuesday night (27Nov07), says, "She loves Dancing With The Stars. Maks (dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy) has been teaching her little routines. "She's learning routines at the Spice Girls rehearsals too, She's got the dance fever."

Rating: 3

It's a pretty decent beaded number with cute pumps and she looks great in it. But I am for Julianne Hough. Sorry, can't help it, I still have the Dancing with the Stars fever. Spice fever? Nah.

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Nicole: Confirmed Alien?

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Kidman, Nicole, Worst, Celebrities

Despite comparing Nicole Kidman to an alien, veteran actress Shirley Maclaine has nothing but praise for the Aussie beauty.

Maclaine, who was Kidman's co-star in 2005 movie Bewitched, found herself to be in awe of the Hours actress' acting skills and extraordinary looks.

She was so impressed by Kidman that she even gave her the nickname "my alien".

"Nicole Kidman is an actress of exquisite range whose Dresden china beauty is breathtaking. She has focus and can act on anything," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.

"She is so otherworldly that I took to calling her my 'alien'. She didn't seem to mind," she added.

Rating: 2

She used to be some kind of fashion goddess to me but it seems she has sort of lost it. Gone were the days when everything she chose no matter how ugly turned into gold. This time the outfit may be shiny but it lacks luster.

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Spears Get A Christmas Break

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November 29, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Spears, Britney, Worst, Celebrities

BRITNEY Spears was reportedly granted custody of two-year-old Sean Preston and 14-month-old Jayden James for Christmas Day. It is believed the 25-year-old singer was granted custody of the boys by Superior Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon for the holiday because her ex-husband Kevin Federline, 29, had the boys for Thanksgiving last Thursday.

Britney has three weekly visits with her sons, including one overnight stay, all supervised by a court-appointed parenting coach, while Kevin has been awarded temporary full custody. The couple's next hearing has been scheduled for January 23

Rating: 1

Pink bag, black dress and brown boots - here we go again! Her outfits were an enigma before and it's even chaotic now. Yeah, even messier than the oil spill in San Francisco weeks ago.

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